12 takes on the Universe

12 takes on the Universe
220px You couldn't do this any more confusing, couldn't you?
Info
Start	April Fool's Day, 2015, 7:56 am
End	A few seconds later, really.
Prerequisites	Pre-what now?
Level	1234567890
Location	Tutupie City and possibly anywhere else, really. Could even be your own toilet
Rewards	Absolutley nothing.
Progression

12 takes on the Universe, known as The 12 Takes for short, is an event that occurred in Tutupie City, which lead to drastic changes on the formula of the universe, destroying it completely at certain points. Fortunately, none of this ended having a large impact in the world. This, naturally, involved a variety of Flipplings characters, along with 3 new and certainly strange neighbors.

What? you may be asking yourselves. Well, brace yourselves and don't put your arms or legs outside of the vehicle, for this is going to be a story of love, courage, bravery and none of the above!

Prolouge

It was a cold winter day. Well, it almost always is a cold winter day, so it's kind of not very surprising, but then when you consider that in real life there are only TWO seasons in Antarctica...

Uh...

Let me start another way...

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Fooly: OOOOH BOY!

Fooey: (yawn) What is it? What time is it?

Fooly: It's 1:00 pm. I think. I have exciting news!

Foomy: What is it? I don't like cliffhangers...

Fooly: We're gonna get a new neighbor!

Folly: It's spelled "neighbour".

Fooly: What?

Folly: "Neighbour". It has a U.

Fooly: Curse you, biscuit-cookie language barrier! I can have both gridiron and football if I want! Well, back on topic.

Foddy: Who are the new guys?

Fooly: Well, I don't know. Not even sure if they're guys.

Fobby: Then, we simply must welcome them to Tutupie!

Foopy: I... agree. Maybe. I don't know.

Fooly: Yay! Let's do that!

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One day later, in Tutupie Elementary...

Fooly: Wah! Why the timeskip?!

That story was going nowhere.

Fooly: So is my own Adventure, ain't that right, Narrator?

AHEM. Let's continue.

Cooly: Yo yo yo, my homies! I heard that we will be getting new buds!

Foddy hit him to shut him up. Kudos to you, Foddy.

Foddy: My pleasure.

Rosie: Who might they be?

Blumerdoofy and WaddyRed: How exciting! Such suspense!

Fuzzle: I'm here for no reason!

Justa: Yes.

Sounds of a car stopping and a car door opening were heard. However, a mysterious sound of bickering from three penguins could also be heard.

???: You notice how this city seems to pop in and out of nowhere? IT'S MAGIC I TELL YA!

???: There's no way that's true. It just uses a teletransportation mechanism, which mind you, actually exists. It's all just science!

???: Oh, you two are being pointless. There's obviously a higher being, or beings, who control everything.

Similar bickering continued all the way to the classroom, until the doors swung open and... well, look for yourself:

Fooly: Uhh... well... HELLO!

Sci: Hi. My name's Sci and these are my stupid sisters Mag and Spi.

Mag: Who are you calling stupid?!

Sci: Obviously you. (leans closer to the Flippling and the rest) She's very weird. She still believes in magic like aa baby.

Mag: Well, excuuuuse me! At least I'm not Miss "Everything is Controlled" over there.

Spi: Hey! Spirits do exist! I'm at least not trying to make sense of anything as if I were afraid of anything unknown.

Sci: Science is scientifically approved to exist.

Mag: Sorry, but you're just trying to explain magic fruitlessly. Why do you think they are called "Theories"?

Spi: There's a reason that things exist, and the answer is a God of sorts!

Sci suddenly noticed Folly, somewhat curiously.

Sci: Well... hey, you!

Folly: Uh... me?

Sci: Yes, you!

Folly: What...?

Sci: What's that book you're reading?

Folly: It's a science book... Why?

Sci: See? More people agree with me.

Spi: No way.

Mag: You traitor!!

Folly: What did I do?

Sci: As you can see, my stupid sisters, SCIENCE IS THE TRUT-

And the universe ceased to be... for a few seconds...

But when it came back, it wasn't the same...

Chapter 1: Batteries not included. Each piece sold separately.

The story will come back after a commercial break

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Fuzzle enters the scene, wearing bunny ears.

Fuzzle: Oh boy! What is that? A delicious treat! It smells like chocolate-frosted sugary balls of sugar that can't be beat! I want to eat some.

Fuzzle approaches a bowl of cereal...

Only to be stopped by Fooly.

Fooly: Silly puffle, Illuminat-∆'s are for chicks!

Fuzzle: Wait... what are we doing?!

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Rosie is sitting down, confused. Folly approaches.

Folly: Hey Rosie! What are you doing?

Rosie: Well, I have a question...

Folly: Which is?

Rosie: How many licks does it take to get to the crunchy center of a lollipop?

Folly: Well, let's find out!

Rosie, curious about this dilemma, handed the lollipop to Folly.

Folly: Let's see...

Folly licks the lollipop.

Folly: One...

Folly licks the lollipop again.

Folly: Two...

Folly licks the lollipop again again.

Folly: Three...

Folly eats the entire lollipop, stick and everything.

Folly: WHAT. This is impossible! Say... why are you asking that anyways?!

Rosie: I don't know...

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Foomy is doing chores.

Foomy: When your house or apartment or car or anything as such is smelling terrible, nothing makes it smell fresher than the outdoor-fresh smell of the new air freshener by Boun-

Foddy suddenly comes crashing in with a jetski.

Foddy: MOLD ICE BODY SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!! It's so powerful we even get to interrupt Foomy's commercial!

Foddy sniffs the air.

Foddy: Ooh, smells like outdoor freshness.

Foomy: And that smells like pow-

Foddy: OF COURSE IT DOES!

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Inside a bus...

Cooly: Hey, you!

Fooey wakes up.

Fooey: Huh?

Cooly: You're in my seat.

Fooey: I don't think so...

Cooly: SETTLE IT IN MATES!

Announcer: YII FIGHTER vs FOOEY & FUZZLE!

Settle the score in Super Smash Mates for Snowtendo 3DS and Vii N!

Cooly gets the seat.

Foopy: HEY, YOU!

Cooly: Huh?

Foopy: Hiyaaaaaa!

---

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Fobby: I hate this commercial! But I do like their product...

HeadOn is available without a prescription at retailers nationwide.

---

We will now return to your regularly scheduled nonsense.

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Intermission

Crash! The sound of something breaking was heard as the universe returned to its original state, just a few moments before the three sisters arrived.

Foddy: What the CRAP was THAT?!

Folly: Is this what that other book was talking about?

Everyone else: Huh?

Folly: Let me explain...

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Folly: What just happened was a disturbance on the forces of the universe. Those 3 sisters seem so bent on getting it right that their sole existence inside Tutupie City makes the universe unstable. If one of them gets the edge on their theories while they are in Tutupie, something like that happens. The only way to stop thee changes once they started is breaking the "Reality Bond" created. I'll explain about that later. Last time, it was my book that used that to happen. I'll just store it for now...

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Sounds of a car stopping and a car door opening were then heard. However, the sound of bickering from three penguins could also be recognized.

???: You notice how this city seems to pop in and out of nowhere? IT'S MAGIC I TELL YA!

???: There's no way that's true. It just uses a teletransportation mechanism, which mind you, actually exists. It's all just science!

???: Oh, you two are being pointless. There's obviously a higher being, or beings, who control everything.

Similar bickering continued all the way to the classroom, until the doors swung open and... well, you already know.

Fooly: Uhh... well... HELLO!

Sci: Hi. My name's Sci and these are my stupid sisters Mag and Spi.

Mag: Who are you calling stupid?!

Sci: Obviously you. (leans closer to the Flippling and the rest) She's very weird. She still believes in magic like aa baby.

Mag: Well, excuuuuse me! At least I'm not Miss "Everything is Controlled" over there.

Spi: Hey! Spirits do exist! I'm at least not trying to make sense of anything as if I were afraid of anything unknown.

Sci: Science is scientifically approved to exist.

Mag: Sorry, but you're just trying to explain magic fruitlessly. Why do you think they are called "Theories"?

Spi: There's a reason that things exist, and the answer is a God of sor-

Suddenly Pancae warped in due to begin bored. The three sisters were stunned, specially Spi.

Pancae: What's up?

Fooly: Welp, you ruined everything.

Spi: Y-y-yes! I KNEW IT! Science and magic are totally irrelevant!

Pancae: What.

Spi: God exists! S-sorry, goddess. But still! I was right and that's the trut-

The universe disappeared again. But this time, when it reappeared, it looked much different than the other time...

Chapter 2: A Derping Tale

"Gee, golly, gosh, gloriosky," thought Fobby Sue as she stepped on the bridge of the spaceship.

Fobby Sue: Here I am, the youngest lieutenant in the fleet - only twelve and a half years old.

Captain Fooly came up to her.

Capt. Fooly: Oh, Lieutenant, I totally respect you. Would you like a cup of coffee?

Fobby Sue: Captain! I am not that kind of girl!

Capt. Fooly: You're right, and I respect you for it. Here, take over the ship for a minute while I go get some tea for us.

Folly came onto the bridge.

Folly: What are you doing in the command seat, Lieutenant?

Fobby Sue: The Captain told me to.

Folly: Flawlessly logical. I admire your mind.

Captain Fooly, Folly, Dr. Foomy and Mr. Fooey beamed down with Lt. Fobby Sue to Planet XYZ. They were attacked by green androids and thrown into prison. In a moment of weakness Lt. Fobby Sue revealed to Folly that she too was academically superior. Recovering quickly, she sprung the lock with her hairpin (wait, hair?!) and they all got away back to the ship.

But back on board, Dr. Foomy and Lt. Fobby Sue found out that the penguins who had beamed down were seriously stricken by the jumping cold robbies, Fobby Sue less so. While the four officers languished in Sick Bay, Lt. Fobby Sue ran the ship, and ran it so well she received the Nobel Peace Prize, the Tutupian Order of Awesomeness and the Antarctican Order of Good Penguinhood.

However the disease finally got to her and she fell fatally ill. In the Sick Bay as she breathed her last, she was surrounded by Captain Fooly, Folly, Dr. Foomy, and Mr. Fooey, all weeping unashamedly at the loss of her beautiful youth and youthful beauty, intelligence, capability and all around niceness. Even to this day her birthday is a national holiday of Tutupie.

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Meanwhile, in another story...

Chapter 8: A quick crossover

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Snow: We already defeated 7 of 10, right?

Dude: Yes! And here comes the next ene-

When suddenly, the universe ceased to be for a few seconds. In a bright flash of light, the Flipplings appeared from thin air in panic, accidentally destroying the enemy Snow and pals were going to battle against.

Foolz: What the heck?!

Foomy: OH CRAP! We're intruding in another story!

Fooly: Well, no matter how you slice it, our universe is also fan fiction.

Folly: Sorry for the interruption, my friends. We appeared to have... well... broken reality.

Foopy: WAAAH!! When will this stop?!

Foddy: We need to smash something so that everything returns to normal.

Jekyl: Wat.

Blair: How come you guys get double spacing between sentences?

Fooey: Oh look! Over there is the Reality Bond!

Fooey pointed at a bright shining glass-like ball thing which floated in midair.

Inven: A Reality what?!

Fobby: There is no time to explain! SOMEONE SMASH THAT THING!

Glob ate the Reality Bond.

Fooly: Huh. Well I guess that works too.

Folly: Yes! It is working! Thank you guys!

The universe once again ceased to be for a few seconds, then returned. With no sight of the Flipplings anymore, technically Snow and his pals won this battle too.

Lee: Well that was weird.

Snow: But we won this time too!

Intermission

Having broken another Reality Bond, the universe returned back to normal... For the time being.

Fobby: Ooh! That first part was WONDERFUL!

Everyone else: IT WASN'T.

Rosie: Ugh! We're going to need magic or something to stop this!

Mag: DID YOU JUST SAY MAGIC?!

Foomy: Oh crap...

They entered earlier than expected.

Mag: See, they know it too! IT IS THE TRU-

Welk, you know how this'll go...

Chapter 3: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

(Go to this page's talk page to input a command yourself if you want to participate!)

> Knight Fooly (lv 1): What you say !!

> Guide the FLIPPLINGS to the end of the DUNGEON and defeat the BOSS!

> Knight Fooly (lv 1): Geesh, what an original story. What's next, a turtle kidnaps a princess?

> Rouge Fooey (lv 1): Could've done something less lazy, y'know. Even I acknowledge it.

> Shut up.

> Healer Foopy (lv 1): Why are even bothering to do this?

> Mage Folly (lv 1): Why are we even bothering to take part in this story?!

> Berserker Foddy (lv 1): Do these levels even mean anycrap?

> Sniper Fobby (lv 1): Who chose these roles?

> Damsel in Distress Foomy (lv 1): Why do I even bother?

> This is my story.

> This is my game.

> Stop breaking it.

> Up ahead is the dungeon. What will you do?

> You Haxor-ed the game. Wait, what?

> Knight Fooly (lv +9000): Woohoo! Cheats!

> NONONO! This is not what is supposed to happen!

> Let's try this again... just enter the dungeon up ahead! It's that simple!

> You summon the Biting Pear of Salamanca... huh?!

> The Biting Pear of Salamanca appears and starts biting things.

> WE DIDN'T PLAN THIS

> Just enter the dungeon, will ya?!

> You give yourself weapons with RPG Maker VX Ace.

> Damsel in Distress Foomy (lv -12): Oh wow. Legendary weapons!

> Kight Fooly (lv +9000) grabbed the LEGENDARY WHACKHAMMER.

> That was the weapon to finish the final boss!! Noo!

> Rouge Fooey (lv +9000) grabbed the SUPER SLINGSCOPE.

> WHO IS GIVING THESE COMMANDS?!

> You Teleport Bread

> Knight Fooly (lv +9000): That's all we did for the past 3 days. But we can keep doing it if you want.

> Someone save the world from this stupidity...

(awaiting command)

Intermission

Yet again everything returned to normal. However, once again it wouldn't last long.

Fooly: What?! Why?!

Because of this.

Fooly: Huh?

Spi: HOLY CRAP YOU ARE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL.

Fooly: Uh...

Foomy: I have a bad feeling about this...

Chapter 4: Steamboat Stupidity

(Curtains open up to reveal the Flipplings playing as a band in a black and white scene, then Fooly climbs up the piano he's playing.)

Fooly: I'm the guy they call little Fooly Eight,

Got a sweet thing there down in my dish (or plate),

Neither boring or wacko,

it's the perfect snack-o

It's my little taco snack!

When it's feeding time for the animals,

and they howl and growl like the cannibals,

I just turn to my dish,

to my came-true wish

And you'll hear me sing this song:

"Oh!, the sweet candy,

or the great grilled cheese.

Good 'ol pie

Or some well-done fish.

Layer cake, oh wow!

Roasted beef, and now!

Gosh, what a problem,

I must choose, but how?

I've digested instant noodles, I said "Ya hoo!"

And I've eaten lots of Sea Cheese. None left, boo hoo!

But the plenty of dishes

They all taste un-delicious

When I eat my little taco! Woo Hoo!!"

Chapter 8: Toasters toast toast

Foolink: Gee, it sure is boring around here.

The King (Foomy): MAH BOI! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

Foolink: I wonder what Fooeydorf's up to! I wonder what Fooeydorf's up to! IIIIIIIiiiiii woooooondeeeeeer whhhhaaaatttttt Fooeydorf'supto!

Folly comes riding in a magic carpet, looping inconsistently several times.

Folly: Your Your majesty! Fooeydorf and his minions have siezed the island of Morondai!

The King (Foomy): DINNER BLASTER!!!

Foolink: GREAT! I'LL GRAB MY STUFF!!

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Folly: SQUADALAH, we're off!

Fooly: OH WAW! Water all does heads?

Folly: Deez are the feces of evil! You must conquer each!

Fooly: I guess I better get going!

Folly: Here is the map! Where do you wish to go?

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Foolink: Where am I?

Foopio: T'was nice o'te princess to invite us for a picnic, ehh Weegee?

Weegee: I hope she made LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Chapter 9: To be... or not to be.

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Foomy: Why isn't this ending?!

Folly: Well, we're obviously missing something.

Fobby: Is it what I think it is?

Fooey: Seems like it.

Foomy: W-what? What are you all talking about?

Foopy: How do we put this...

(Cue this.)

Fooly: Don’t you realize

That in this sort of play

The dialogue stops

And music starts to play

And everyone sings

A wonderful thing

Even if it’s cliché and lame?

Folly: Wether it’s soft

And tender to the heart

Foddy: Or maybe so loud

It could cover a fart

Fooly: It doesn’t matter

And singing, WE SHALL!

All: Because ’tis a musical!

Fobby: “Angel of music, guide and guardian.”

“Ca-an you hear the people sing?"

Fooey: “Always look at the bright side of life!”

“The sun’ll come out to-mo-rrow!”

Fooly: It may be awkward

When tried in real life

But what’s not to love?

This is a musical!

So kick your feet up

In a single line!

And, then we, will cue a dance break!

All: La la di da!

la la la lari da!

la la la la la!

la la la da di da!

Fooly: And soon you will see

That this truly is

A, great big, awesome, musi-cal!!

Wait just a sec...

Soak in the applause!

You just amused

The entire house!

But every spectator

Needs something more

Then the

music

starts slowly

fading out…

...

Fobby: It’s quiet and sad,

An award bait!

It’s predictable

But you can’t hate…

Fooly: Because suddenly

it goes all happy!

And

here comes

the faster reprise!

Foomy: Now I realize

That in this play

The dialogue stops

And music plays

And everyone sings

So wonderfully

Even if it is oh so cliché!

Maybe its soft

Tender to hearts

Or maybe so loud

It covers farts

And it won’t matter

The singing WILL start

All: Because it’s a musical!

Fooly: “I ca-a-n’t wait to be king!"

Fooey: “Turn it off, like a light switch!”

Foddy: “You and I, defying gravity!”

Foopy: “Nice work if you can get it!”

Folly: “When life gives you eggs, make an omelette!”

Foomy: “Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-en-ey!”

Fobby: “Memory, turn your face to the moonlight."

All: “You ain’t got the votes, AHAHA!”

Well, look at this song

It feels so wrong

‘Cus it almost is

Four minutes long.

Just three almost passed

One minute remains

Writing these lyrics can be a pain…

Many shout-outs

To musicals!

Well, mostly Broadway

Can you find all?

We are currently

Running out of things

To sing

And write

And test

And rhyme

And fit into

The rhythm!

Here we are folks,

Near the end of the song

Just a little more

Really, what could go wrong?

Let’s cut to a dance break

With instrumental

So we can

Procrastinate

Instead of writing lyrics

(instrumental until 3:44 in the video)

Here we are

Breaking the wall

Just for the sake

Of pleasing all…

And this is the end

Of this music piece!

La

lala

Lala

di da

THE EEEEEEEEEEND!

Fooly: (Well, at least for this chapter it is the end…)

Chapter 11: Great responsawhatnow?

In Tutuopolis, a city of crime and evil and stuff, there is one symbol which everyone relates to hope. One penguin in who to trust. An hero, if you will. And that hero is...

MR. MEWTWO!

Mr Cow2: It's actually Mr. Moo2, you know...

Followed with his assistant Bluebird

Cooly: Oh wow so coolio am I right homies?

After Bluebird received a well deserved whack on the head, this dynamic duo had to go and save the city!

Mr Moo2: So... What now?

Bluebird: Jumping jellyfish, Mr Mewtwo! It's one of The Penguin's minions!

It was just a regular passerby.

Mr Moo2: You do realize we are all penguins, right?

Bluebird: Oh, right.

Chapter 12: ばか!

バカ-ちゃん: OK? (yawn) What is the world like this time?

バカ-せんせい: Our names are all written in Japanese, but our individual monologues are not...

バカ-くん: This cheesy dialogue looks like some grade schooler wrote them...

バカ-容疑: Is this really happening?!

バカ-くん: (づ◉ᗜ◉)づ

バカ-さま: I love how Tutupie looks. Let's never find that reality bond.

バカ-容疑: Nahthisistoocreepyletsdestroythisplacebeforeanythingbadhappensalright?

When suddenly, the big evil Monster of the Week appears!