2016

2016 (pronounced Twenty-Sixteen or Two Thousand and Sixteen) is the sixteenth year after the beginning of the third millennium AD.

Summary

Not much economically, politically or militarically important happened in 2016, but a lot of stuff happened in relation to the Good Guys. Most notably, the Power4U Affair occurred, the third part of For Great Justice. A line of terrorist attacks happened on Snowiny in the early days of February.

January

• 1: The Illumination-Looking Luxurious Underminer Masterfully Inceptively Not A Triangle Interstellar begins to appear more frequently.
• 2:
  • As a fellow meme, mr skeltal theorizes that the Illuminati plans to destroy all the world's calcium.
  • The Mcdonalds City All Stars game againest the Snowville Snowdown is hereby cancelled due to the Crisis. Instead, on that date, The Mcdonalds City All Stars is scheduled to go to Fanon City to face the Sky, with the Snowville Snowdown going back home to face the Tel A Phon Melody
• 3: Further memes respond to the Illuminati's change of behavior, namely Bananaphone, MOAR KRABS, Rick Astley and Three Random Head Banging Drivers... but their reactions are just about what you'd expect. As in, they just acted like themselves as if nothing had happened at all.
• 4: The Illuminati claims he was just doing that to fill up four days, since four is one of his favorite numbers (mainly because these two countries hate it). Whether this is true or not has yet to be seen.
• 5: Snowinian jet shot down by East Pengolian aircraft over Asiapelago international waters, MrClark angrily shouts that East Pengolia will pay harsh.
• 11: Tobot R's constant explosions are successfully suppressed, making him the first completed large-scale project of the Square Islands. He remains in Area 99 for the Quatran project.

Febuary

• 2: The Polarian Embassy hostage crisis begins in Geneva, Snowzerland.
• 4: 5 NNM militants kill over 14 people and injure 31 in a car bombing at Capital Street, Winsburg, Snowiny, not far from the Snowinian government building. Emergency is declared all over Snowiny.
• 5: 2 more NNM militants shoot 22 people out of who only 7 survived (with major injuries) at Window Street, Winsburg, Snowiny, not far from the Margatian embassy, at 14:07 PM. A NNM militant fails an attempted bombing of the Margatian embassy at 22:39 PM, however 3 are injured with no deaths. State of alert continues all over Snowiny and the military is organized all over the capital and nearby cities and villages.
• 8: Following more days of drama in the country, the terrorist planners and committers of the attacks are arrested.
• 9: Two terrorist planners run away from the prison, and kill two police officers at Joseph Street. Eventually re-arrested and on the 10th January executed.

March

• 4: Mcdonalds City starts to celebrate its 5th Anniversary. It lasts until the end of the year.
• 5: Puffl3 will release his album.
• 24: The Square Islands complete Tobot C, eliminating the need for a pilot to scream into a microphone for his main weapon. He remains in Area 99 to complete the Quatran project.

April

• 1:
  • Mabel XX is born.
  • 12 takes on the Universe begins and ends. Chaos happens.

May

• 5: Square Islands completes the Taurus unit of the Constellation System. It is not yet given to Castilla in order to complete the other units.

June

• 8: Power4U Affair begins.
• 9-12: The Good Guys arrest hundreds of Super Penguins. Meanwhile, Kwiksilver travels through time to return and help the others.
• 13: The HaOh Tank is deployed from the roof of the BoF. Using this, Kwiksilver enters the Power4U facility, while Human Denton appears to help the others break down any remaining defenses. The Time Director is disintegrated trying to use TARDIS, which disappears forever, while Mr Smith is erased by Human. Sprocket dies. The Time Agency is disbanded.
  • Oh, and it was also some nerd's birthday, but nobody really cares.
• 14: The Advanced Shuriken Suit, despite being near completion, is cancelled from the Square Islands' operations and remains in Area 99 due to its incompatibility with the HaOh Tank.

July

• 4: The Scorpio unit of the Constellation System is complete. Hurricane Constellation combination is tested and works properly. UnitedTerra will not receive it until the rest are complete.

August

• 5-21: The Olympics takes place.
• 13-15: Multiverse Collision 4 occurs. No government operations are disturbed. The High Power Super Attacker is created, along with the new Jet DaiBouken combination. This would be the last Multiverse Collision for two millennia.
• 20: SnowBob CirclePants ends its second season.
• 21: Munijoch elects a new president
• 23: The 2016 Mcdonalds City Shootings occur. Spike Hike says that Snowzerland might be responsible.

September

• 2: One mysterious purple portal appears, kidnapping many penguins including Snow, Zeno, Mabel, Happyface, Fooly, Mcdonalds394, Wikipenguino45, and many others while a strange villain appears on the same day.
• 4: The birthday of the unpopular purple furball occurs which pretty much nobody cares about.
• Technically, The Secret War occurred, but in a place far away from Antarctica.

October

• 7: A light rail station in Mcdonalds City has been bombed. Thankfully, it was small and no one was hurt, but the light rail had to close for a little while.
• 23: PuffleVille celebrates 9 years of fuzzy friends.
• 31: The Aries unit of the Constellation System is complete. Ghost Constellation combination is tested and works properly. Shops Island will not receive it until the rest are complete.
  • Halloween starts as well.
    • And with that, The Mystery of the Puffle Resort's events happen, as confirmed in Chapter 9.

November

• 12: Tobot D is completed and remains in Area 99 to complete the Quatran project.

December

• 25: The Leo unit of the Constellation System is complete. Aero and Eclipse Constellation combinations are tested and work properly. Francterre will not receive it until the Ursa unit is complete.
  • Oh, and, uh, Christmas happened. We all know which is more important.

Unspecified date

• Ed Island Space Command receives a new leader, Field Marshall Pitchford.
• The September Crash Concert in Club Penguin after the events of the mysterious purple portal as a way of celebrating everybody's successful escape and the Grand Opening of the Ultimate Disco of Concerts.

Births

• April 1: Mabel von Injoface XX
• August 19: Abdul54

See Also

• 2015
• 2017