A Day of Caring for Mwa Mwa Penguins

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Chapter 1[edit]

"Um, yeah..." Corai said.

"They're Mwa Mwa Penguins, not chicks!" added Xorai.

"I say we beat it up," Xara chimed in.

"Dara, please remind me why we're opening a daycare WITH THESE FREAKS!!" Corai exclaimed.

"I don't know," Dara shrugged. "I just like to be around chicks."

"Goo goo booga boo way! Goo goo!!!!!!!!" a yellow Mwa Mwa Pengui nscreeched as it clung on to Xorai.

"Can I PLEASE kill it?" he asked.

"I'll get it off, but we WON'T KILL IT!" Willie pryed the full-grown chick from Xorai's leg.

"AAAAAH GUM!" Surray screamed as he ran away from Ethan and Terry.

"Eat it, eat it, eat it!" chanted the two puffles.


Chapter 2[edit]

"How do I feed it?" asked Xorai, barely holding on to a pink penguin in earmuffs.

"Give it a bottle?" suggested Corai.


"HELP HELP HELP!!!!" Surray, still running from Terry and Ethan, shouted.

Just then, Ethan leapt in front of Surray, stuffed a full pack of gum into his mouth and MADE him chew it.

"Gross!" complained Surray.

"Dooby dooby doo ba, dooby dooby doo ba..." hummed Explorer as he waddled down the sidewalk. Then he turned to the audience and said, "I watch too much Phineas and Ferb, right?"

Explorer stepped inside the daycare and saw Xorai trying to zap a Mwa Mwa Penguin with his lava powers with Corai weakly stopping him.

"WAAAAAAA!" cried the Mwa Mwa as it hid behind Explorer, who winked at the audience.

Out of nowhere, a cord fell down right next to Explorer, who pulled it. A deluge of Nummy Cakes hit the Mwa Mwa Penguin.

"Mmmm, nummy!" said the Mwa Mwa, who had eaten the one that fell on his face. Then, all of a sudden, his expression changed.

"What the...why am I dressed in these baby clothes? And why do I have a rattle and a pacifier? WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?!" The cured Mwa Mwa Penguin ran out of the daycare, screaming.

"ISN'T SINKING EM IN LAVA A LIL' TOO MUCH?!" asked Terry as Surray was about to drop him in lava.

"It's soap that you're allergic to, remember?" Surray laughed maniacally.

"Where did that cord come from, anyway?" Willie asked, poking it. Explorer pointed at the ceiling, where a portal had emerged in the center. Inside it, Mayor McFlapp was floating in midair, holding a bucketful of Nummy Cakes. The cord was attached to the ceiling, outside of the portal's perimeter. When pulled, it would do absolutely nothing.

"The cord was for humor," explained Explorer.


Terry emerged from the soap-filled bathtub, coughing hoarsely. "Good gosh, it got in my mouth!"

"Bwetter than gwum," the gum-filled Surray groaned.

"I wonder when Mabel is gonna come. She'd never miss out on a chance to terrorize these twerps," Corai commented as a herd of Mwa Mwas swarmed him.

"I bet she will come soon," replied Willie as she swept up the Nummy Cake crumbs.