A Squishmas Carol!
|This tale has been told! It's done!|
A Squishmas Carol is a song/poem written on the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee to satirize the emperor Swiss Ninja, and his quest for conquest. After the Weekee was destroyed, this poem on a tablet managed to be salvaged from the ruins.
Christmas is coming, it's almost here.
I hope I'm getting what I want this year.
'It's not clothing, it's not money, it's not crowd roars…
Well, actually it is, but I want a whole lot more!
I want that island way over the sea
Known as Club Chicken by everybody!
(Phat beats start)
Club Chicken got lumber
That I will be able to sell
Club Chicken got mountains
Which will protect my army from bomb shells!
All the things I'll have, like the fishes in the creek
All the famous penguins, like Gary the Gadget Geek!
My army will have the chance to take that oversized rock…
If I just get rid of Antarctica!
If I can convince that country that island is no good
I will easily take it over, because I'm in the mood!
Da da dee da da da da!
Where we'll see emo puffles cry
We'll go over to the fishing spot
And cause the fluffies to painfully die!
We'll go to the stage and show off our bad acting
And then Microchip's lair to do some hacking!
And their impersonators the n00b and Rfail!
Soon enough that island will be mine
The plan I made was really fine!
Sensei will be elected their leader.
And I will defeat him using my awesome Card-Jitsu skills and take over the island and I am able to beat Sensei because I am a Mary-sue with great talents who can do whatever he wants and everyone will still think it is okay, like making a big stanza that is an obvious run-on sentence and doesn't rhyme with the previous one.
Then Club Chicken will be a part of my empire
I'll own all of the things there, like the puffle vampires
They will belong to me!
And that's what I want my Christmas to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!