The Absurd Mission

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The Absurd Mission
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Info
Start Early February 2011
End Late February 2011
Prerequisites Traveling All of Antarctica, Great Snowzerland Wars I-V, As I Awake, EPF Agents Dave and Clovis (both occur at same time)
Level World Class
Location All of Antarctica and it's islands.
Rewards Fame, the publishing of Gottfried's Journal into a book, expirience
Progression
Traveling All of Antarctica You'll see.



The Absurd Mission is the story of Austin8310 on a mission to capture the Hochstadt Gang. First, it was just three weeks of recon...but it heated up quick! It involves TS, Fraz, SN, and many more characters.

The Story[edit]

The Story is so big that its chapters are divided into individual articles. Click to view them.

Well, Austin, my spies found out that the Gang is staying in Club Penguin for a while. I'm going to send Austin out to find information about the locals, recruit a couple gangsters, and then after around 3 weeks, I'll send all you after him, and we'll GET THEM!
 
Listen. I REALLY have to get out of here. I have 100,000 in my bank account. I'll let you have it all if you get me out of here.
 
— Austin Devecter
For 30 coins I'll forget this ever happened.
 
— Gangsta77
COPS! OH CRUD, I DIDN'T EXPECT COPS!
 
— Rondo44
XTUX'S BODY? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT DOING HERE?
 
— Austin Devecter
Suck up to guys with crowns. Believe me. It works well.
 
— Austin's father, memory
Uh... y-yeah... go near the Jones residence. Head a bit northeast from where we stand. It ends but yards from their house, but begins a good while back. If you're a tourist, you should go to the start, where its evil is most powerful. It's a solid black, scorched section of earth. You can't miss it.
 
— Random Farmer
WHAT DO YOU WANT?!? LOOK, IF MIND-READING BOTHERS YOU, JUST TELL ME! DON'T STRANGLE ME!
 
— Tern004
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!
 
— Fraz
The Hochstadts have entered the base. Repeat, the Hochstadts have entered the base.
 
— Computer AI
I KNOW this is a trap. We're walking STRAIGHT INTO A TRAP.
 
— Clovis Hochstadt
Hey, get on! They're not going to be stunned forever!
 
— XTUX Hun
Since Austin has been most influential in defeating them, I will reward him!
 
— Swiss Ninja