Agent R.A.I

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Everyone knows what bay bees are. This is one of the many quests to destroy them. Enter Rayray, another cybernetic bird on the noble and honorable quest to purge the world of the Mwa Mwa Penguin cancer.

BBRS[edit]

BBRS is an orginazation designed to destroy the BAY BEES....the name itself is Bay Bee Removal Squad. Its is made up of six Anti-Bay Bee penguin agents, consisting of Creamtoffe (the leader), Meepguin, Rayray, Indii, Maroonrose, and WappyDappy. Creamtoffe, the leader, founded it out of of vengence,and beacuse, well he was appaled of those penguin "chicks". His siblings and friends had his same intrests and joined his squad.

Of course, none of that really matters. This is the tale of Rayray.

Chapter One: Introduction of Rayray[edit]

Rayray is essentially an ordinary penguin. She considers hereslf a true puffle lover, a decent agent, and an all around great friend. This was the expected culture in a land as hospitable as Club Penguin. Here, she was an ordinary penguin. She volunteered at the coffee shop, serving people while earning some coins in Bean Counters. She was faithful in the care of her puffles. Ultimately, she went to school, got a degree in physics and penguinology. Eventually, she even met Rockhopper and got his autograph. She got pretty bored with her life.

Correction: cut out the ordinary part. Behind her ruffle of black, blue or usually pink feathers lies a deep, dark secret.

It all started in Rayray's youth, on a rainy day, in a not so menacing building. A scientist was working on yet another lab project, an artificial inteligance, mixed with organic matter of a penguin. This was a means of enhancing agility, strength, speed, smarticles, and shape-shifting abilities, the organic being was cybernetically augmented into a superior entity.

For most of her life, she never knew she was experimented on. The form everyone knew and loved was a facade and a farce. Not even Rayray was aware of it. In fact, her shapeshifting mechanism, unknown to her, was set on a scarlet penguin with a wavy, red-brown wig.

Chapter Two: The Reveal[edit]

It turns out her chick-hood abductor wasn't gone. He is back, and he has an intention of telling her something that will blow her mind.

Rayray will never forget the day her life changed. Night had fallen, and a fierce blizzard thundred outside. Rayray, trapped in the coffee shoppe cellar because of the storm, huddled with three other baristas, two customers, and her boss for warmth. The cellar door crashed open. A penguin in a mad scientist Halloween costume and a blonde wig descended the stairs. He shut the door and approached Rayray without speaking. Rayray was certainly intimidated, and she called out.


"Rayray, my greatest work!"

{Please observe: Rayray will narrate in first person from here.}

I had no idea who this stranger was, nor why he was deeming me a project. I had to know the answer. I asked a simple question.

"Who are you?"

"Your creator." he intoned.

"Wait, what?"

Slowly, and carefully, he explained something that couldn't have been true. His blonde wig kept falling in his eyes, so eventually he took off his wig and put on a hat.

I snickered. Apparently, I was a cyborg.

"So you're telling me that you kidnapped me as a chick and experimented on me? Yet, my parents never knew I was gone, no one filed a report, and I made it back before I was thought of as missing. Okay. If you beleive that, then I have a Cream Soda store in Mattress Village to sell you."

The stranger smacked his flipper upon his face.

"Okay, let me go over this again."

Again, this strange penguin repeated his claim to me, but I believed nothing he said. Realizing he was getting nowhere, he lunged towards me and grabbed me tight. Everyone in the room was startled as this alleged mad scientist began to drag me towards the stairwell.

"Let go!" I shouted at him, squirming to escape his grasp.

"Rayray," he replied calmly, "You can easily get out of my clutches. Just think long and hard."

"What are you talking about, you jerk?"

"Well, I guess I'm going to drag you outside."

"No! Let me go! Let go! Let GO!"


With a loud voice and unforseen strength that I never even knew I had, I managed to throw my attacker off of my body and into a wall. He dented the concrete of the cellar and fell to the ground, wracked with pain. I looked at my flippers in horror. What did I just do? Is he okay?

I looked at everyone else and saw the fear in their eyes. Well, all of them except one. A single male penguin, colored in red and dressed in a long sleeved shirt with a T-shirt over it, stepped foreward. I recognized him as a Coffee Shop volunteer working the same shift as me.

"Rayray, come with me." the penguin, who I later learned was named Creamtoffee, said.


Chapter Three: Going Native (Well, Native to Kanta Island)[edit]

After the shock I had felt from throwing the mad scientist pengion, I seemed to trust this new face. He seemed honest enough, right?

He led me upstairs and punched me out of the volunteer roster. I could hear the howling blizzard whip at the Coffee Shop building. Upstairs, I heard the creaking of the rafters and the faint whirring of the new Penguin Times printing press. It was oddly peaceful despite the ferocity of the storm.

"Rayray, I must confess something to you."

"What is it?" I asked.

"That scientist was right. You are a cyborg."

I laughed in his face, despite having seen my abnormal strength.

"-and how would you know? Don't you know how silly that sounds?"

"Rayray, I was there."

"Uh huh."

I wasn't buying it. There were so many inconsistencies to this story. No scientist, even mad scientists, simply experiment on others for the Lulz. Animals, like puffles, were far better to experiment on than penguins. Penguins had known and existing families and, surely, someone would see the abduction of a penguin, especially a chick, in a place as crowded as Club Penguin or its suburbs. Scientists experiment to reach a particular goal. He wouldn't just do things to me, because he, as an independent mad scientist, only had so many coins to maintain the resources and keep me in wherever he had allegedly placed me. Sure, he could be amoral and enjoy messing with others, but even in that mindset, surely he has a purpose? Perhaps I was to serve him?

I laughed at the thought. Me, serve a penguin who just tried to grab me? Me, serve a penguin who claimed to be a kidnapper? What a load of Puffle-O's!

"Rayray, I know it sounds impossible, but he was telling the truth. Look, I can show you."

Uh huh. He can "show" me. Sure. I should really get into the real estate business with all these Unoian Cream Soda stores I'm selling.

Creamtoffee reached towards me and poked me above my right eye. I heard a beeping sound, and suddenly, I felt like my clothes and body were changing. I suddenly got shorter as my clothes disappeared. My normal colors faded and were replaced with a sea green color. I watched in shock as my feather coating thinned and, immediately after, thickened. Each feather grew exponentially until I was was fluffy and soft, sort of like a puffle's wild, sticking out fur right after a bath. I felt warmer than before. It must be all these new feathers. Well, that is what I deduced later on. Right now, I was at a loss for words.

"Rayray, I know you're about to scream, bu-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

I blacked out shortly after.

{At this point of the story, Rayray has turned into a Northern Kanta Pengion. I'm probably going to list this as her true form, because the shapeshifting was part of the cybernetics. -TS}

Epilogue: Dissapearance?[edit]

{End third person.}

RAI ultimately embraced her cybernetic enhancements and formed a squad with Creamtoffee (her adoptive "brother") and others to destroy the Mwa Mwa Penguin cancer. This was the Bay Bee Removal Squad. Together, they did indeed remove many Bay Bees, much to the delight of everyone. RAI served many years in the BBRS with her "brother" Creamtoffee, her "sisters", Indii and Maroonrose.

Then, one day, she disappeared. Her dissapearance happened three years after recruitment, when a "Harmless Mixup" caused her to be thrown into permanant banship in Owcatraz. Nobody knows why or how, or what happened to her. Is this the end of her story? That, dear reader, is a different story altogether.