Agents of the EQF: The X Crisis
| Production Halted
Production on this story has been temporarily halted because: Will be done after Agents of the EQF: Dead penguins don't chat is done.
| Blast from the Past
Agents of the EQF: The X Crisis describes events that happened in the Past, as researched by the Time Agency. Be aware that these events are not in the Present or the Future, just the Past. They may be dead, torn down, or simply nonexistent in the present.
|Agents of the EQF: The X Crisis|
|Start||May 1, 2013|
|End||May , 2013|
|Prerequisites||Quackerpingu gets infected with the X-Virus.|
|Rewards||The evil plans of QuaXerpingu are spoiled.|
Quackerpingu: So, Norbert is not attacking right now?
G: No. Rookie just saw a cardboard grizzly bear near the Mine Shack and immediately called you. He is stupid.
Quackerpingu: Ok. Goodbye.
Quackerpingu teleported out of the EPF HQ with his EPF Phone.
Quackerpingu appeared next to his igloo, unlocked and opened the door and and waddled in.
Quackerpingu: Rookie is possibly the stupidest penguin in the universe...
Quackerpingu started coughing and sneezed out some black goo that formed into QuaXerpingu.
QuaXerpingu: Get rekt.
Quackerpingu took a Spam Bomb and tried to throw it at QuaXerpingu, but QuaXerpingu ran out of the igloo.
Herbert: Who is that idiot who dares to annoy us?
Polarkin: It's a strange-looking penguin who says that he wants to help us.
Herbert: Last time I tried to do evil things with help from penguins, the plan failed.
Polarkin: He says that he has a better plan.