Ahcadhist Penjwin

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Ahcadhist Penjwin Ievull 13th
Born Ahcadhist Penjwin Ievull 13th
October 31, 1993 (1993-10-31) (age 25)
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Residence His igloo in Club Penguin, near the Town
Gender Male
Nationality Club Penguinian
Other names Crazy Sadist
Occupation Trying (but failing) to be a sadist
Years active 2009-present
Employer The owner of the Coffee Shop
Notable works Trying to force penguins into his igloo to face his "electric cage"
Salary 1000 Club Penguin Gold Coins
Known for Trying to be a sadist
Opponent(s) Other sadists, the Rebloe Twins
Parents Unknown
Relatives His parents
Notes
According to the BoF, his faction is being a "Failing Sadist".
He has tried to be cruel to 50 penguins and puffles, but all attempts have failed.


Ahcadhist Penjwin (pronounced "A-sadist Pengh-win", full name Ahcadhist Penjwin Ievull 13th) is a penguin with lime-green feathers, and works at the Coffee Shop. His lifelong ambition is to work as a sadist, but his plans are usually thwarted by two red and blue penguins, named the Rebloe Twins, and if not, the penguin(s) that is tricked into entering his igloo. His part-time job is to create items to help him become a sadist, which are either imaginary or always backfire. He has one sister named Heepee Penjwin, who he detests because she is a hippy. He owns two puffles, named Blue McPuffle and Plurple which he always believes that they will help him. He has a tendency for uncreative names, and whenever he names one of his crackpot contraptions to a penguin he has tricked to enter his igloo, the names always sound silly and immature.

Biography[edit]

Early Life[edit]

Ahcadhist Penjwin hatched from his egg on the 31st of October, 1993 while his parents were out with their friend's Chick, trick-or-treating. When they all returned home, they found out that Ahcadhist's egg had hatched, and were both delighted (having their first chick) and shocked (hatched while they were out). Because Ahcadhist hatched when they were out, he was given the most attention, and, as he grew up, everything he wanted. In those days, Ahcadhist's name was pronounced as "Ah-kad-hist Penj-win Iuye-viel", and grew up as a kind, generous penguin unlike his current attitude. However, he was known to be annoying at times. Proof of this statement is when he was bought a red puffle by his parents, and when he was given the puffle as a surprise gift, the poor puffle was treated like a basketball. The puffle soon escaped a week later, and this made Ahcadhist upset as it was fun playing around with the puffle. To stop him crying, he was gifted a toy puffle that looked very realistic. Happy with his replacement, he played whatever he wanted with the toy. However, he destroyed the toy in only 1 month, and this started off a chain of buying a replacement puffle every month.

When he was 7 in 2000, he lost interest in his realistic toy puffle, as for his birthday he was given a toy car, along with a comic starring it. The car was robot-like and, although it was a hero, apparently had a tendency to be cruel to its villains, and this appealed to Ahcadhist. He soon became to copy the robot, and thought being cruel was the right thing for penguins to do.

Later Life[edit]

Current Life[edit]

Involvement[edit]

Job[edit]

His involvement in everyday life is to be the penguin at the Coffee Shop, who takes other penguins' orders. He then takes it to the chef, and has the food delivered. However, in his spare time, he takes off his formal outfit, revealing his trademark red cape. He then goes towards his puffles, and discusses his plan on how he will be cruel to his next victim. When he thinks that the puffles have memorized and agreed to their attack plans, he then tidies up his igloo so (if he has any) he can lay out his torturing machines. He then goes out to the Town and advertises about his igloo (as in "PARTY AT MY IGLOO!", etc.), and as soon as he knows a group of penguins (or just one) have went there, he goes straight there via his hidden tunnel, underneath a tree, and surprises the victim. However, this makes him fail, as it is difficult to escape from his hole in the ground and most of the time, before he can actually grab the victim(s), they have exited the igloo. If it seems as if that is happening, he also tries to delay them by saying that his blue and purple puffles are "attack puffles", but because they are harmless, they never attack. If he does get out of his hole on the floor in time, however, he grabs the feathers of the penguin and tapes her/him/them onto a large piece of wood, and then presents his invention. However, because the names sound so silly and immature or either don't work, the penguin(s) get discouraged and because the power of the tape isn't very strong, they can break through it easily and usually waddle out of the igloo as Ahcadhist shouts at them that his "attack puffles" will attack her/him/them.

To-Do List[edit]

Relations[edit]

Heepee Penjwin[edit]

His really, really annoying hippy sister, who always dances to something called the "Hippy Hippy Shake".

Puffles[edit]

He has two puffles, one younger than the other. Although he seems to be a cruel, unforgiving sadist, he actually does truly care for his puffles, and gives them the best quality puffle food, and bottled penguin-grade water, causing them to be extremely healthy and happy.

Blue McPuffle[edit]

Blue McPuffle, also called as simply Bluey, was adopted for nostalgia reasons, as he reminded him of his realistic toy puffle from days gone by. Ahcadhist has bought Bluey a football, a cannon, and a rolling pin, typically toys for red puffles, which Bluey enjoys very much. Ahcadhist, however, bought these on supposedly one condition - if Bluey obeys his sadistic plans.

Plurple[edit]

Plurple, also known as P, is Bluey's first-cousin-once-removed's-uncle's-aunt's-granddaughter's-cousin's-aunt's-son's cousin, causing them to be distantly related. P, being the younger of the two, is more pampered than her relation, and subsequently has a lot of chocolate coins. She has a water slide, a dance floor, and a bubble-blower.

Quotes[edit]

  • "MOO HOO HA HA!"
  • "RAR!"
  • "BOO!"
  • "FACE MY PIESTAPPERLER/MACHINAMAJIG/TORTUMABOB!"

Classic Monologue[edit]

  • "MOO HOO HA HA! NOW YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP!" - Ahcadhist "welcoming" a penguin into his igloo.
  • "MY INVISIBLE CAGE HAS YOU NOW!"
  • "NOOO! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! FOR NOT ONLY IS THE CAGE INVISIBLE...IT'S ALSO ELECTRIC! Bzzt bzzt!"
  • "WELL...YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE MY ATTACK PUFFLES! Rar!"
  • "C'MON, puffles! I thought we went OVER this!" - Ahcadhist talking to his puffles, when his visitors have left.

Dialogue[edit]

Ahcadhist: Maze at my igloo! Big prizes for the first penguin to get to the end and big fun!
Rouge Rebloe: Wanna try that maze out?
Bleu Rebloe: Of course, why not?
(A few minutes later, the Rebloe twins are in Ahcadhist's igloo...)
Rouge Rebloe: Worst maze I've ever seen! There aren't even any hedges, and only a blue and purple puffle!
Bleu Rebloe: Hm, I smell something fishy here...hey, what in the name of cheese pumpkins?
(Suddenly, Ahcadhist pops up from seemingly nowhere.)
Ahcadhist: MOO HOO HA HA! NOW YOU'VE FALLEN INTO MY TRAP! MY INVISIBLE CAGE HAS YOU NOW!
Rouge Rebloe: Hey, want to go and play Find Four in the Ski Lodge?
Bleu Rebloe: Sure, let's go. This place is boring anyway.
(As the twins go towards the door, Ahcadhist lunges from his place on the floor.)
Ahcadhist: NOOO! YOU CANNOT ESCAPE! FOR NOT ONLY IS THE CAGE INVISIBLE…IT'S ALSO ELECTRIC! Bzzt bzzt! Bzzt! Bzzt bzzt!
Bleu Rebloe: Yeah yeah, we all know that.
Ahcadhist: WELL…YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE MY ATTACK PUFFLES! Rar! Rar rar!
(Ahcadhist nearly catches them, but before he can tug one of their feathers they have closed the door and are outside.)
Ahcadhist: C'MON, puffles! I thought we went OVER this!


Trivia[edit]

  • He is based off the lime green penguin who wears a red cape, seen in the real-life book Club Penguin Comics: Volume One.
  • For some reason, he is almost never seen without his red cape.
  • His imagination is far too great for his own good.
  • This is why he isn't a very good sadist.
  • Every now and then, he teams up with Yeno124 and combine their kidnapping plans, but Ahcadhist always "betrays" Yeno and then their plans always fail.
  • As soon as he realises that his sadistic plan is going to fail, he overreacts.
  • Some penguins think he is a maniac that wants to be cruel to everybody.
  • A few doctors have tried to trick him into staying into a mental hospital many times and some other penguins laugh at him (in a cruel way), thus making him a somewhat tortured penguin.