Aliens Versus Penguins: First War, Then Peace... or is it?
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|This tale has been told! It's done!|
Dream... this is just a dream... that eventually was published into a book.
|Form||Dream!!!! ... but in the book, tale|
|Story date||November 19th, 2015 - November 26th, 2015|
|Protagonist||Patrick Tea, Swiss Ninja, Alien X|
|The New Frontier|
Aliens Versus Penguins is a tale (Which aint real obviously) made from a dream by Patrick Tea about him imagining he teamed up with Swiss Ninja and Swiss Ninja became oddly good, and that aliens visited Geneva city and Alien X and The Vortex who aint real evil creatures capturing them. Donneye is also an antagonist. This event occurs in year 2015, where after a huge fight and after Donneye messed up Patrick Tea's chemistry and embarrased him they're friendship was over. He had the dream in today's date (or yesterday or something if youre further in time) of course (May 18th, 2013). After the dream, Patrick Tea wanted everyone to know about the dream, and then organised the The New Frontier TV Show, Story and Film making studio. He published his very first tale in the studio.
This is a dream. Patrick Tea dreams about him allying with Swiss (wiiiiierd!) who protects Patrick (wieeeerd!), and they work together with Donneye to destroy aliens (wieeeerd!), and Swiss Ninja does all the things himself and Patrick and Swiss become friends (wieeerd!) FOR THE LOVE OF WOULD YOU STOP REPEATING THAT? (sorry) So they became friends and didn't live happily ever after.
Part 1: When Friends Strike
Chapter 1: Unidentified Flying Object
(The scene begins at Swiss Ninja's castle, while he is chilling in a hot tub)
Swiss Ninja: Aaaagh... this is the life.
(The scene at Patrick Tea's laboratory are pretty much the same)
Patrick Tea: I love doing science. It makes me feel... nerdy. But also chilly.
(Patrick Tea is making an potion that no one yet knows)
(Suddenly then, a large boom is heard near Geneva city...
Both Patrick and Swiss Ninja: GAAASP!
Swiss Ninja (talking to himself): What was that thing? A meteor? Get them!
(Patrick Tea looks out the window)
Patrick Tea: First, since when do i have an window? And second, this thing does not look like a meteor...
(Patrick Tea and Swiss Ninja waddle up to the place where the meteor or anything fell...)
Patrick Tea: SWISS??? What are you doing here???
Swiss Ninja: Uhh... this is my empire and my city.
Patrick Tea: Oh.
Swiss: What are YOU doing here???
Patrick Tea: Why are you linking me to the page "You"?
Swiss: I dont know. Enough chats. Lets find out what is this thing...
(Some smoke that surrounded the thing clears up)
Patrick: A SPACESHIP??? Aaaaagh! Aliens!
(Patrick runs around and screams like a girl, and then hits a wall.)
(The spaceship opens)
Swiss: Oh my...
(Some weird humanlike, naked, and grey creatures come out of the spaceship)
Five Aliens: Greetings Earthlings... how are you humans?
Patrick (with an hurt face): Were penguins. -_-
Five Aliens: PENGUINS????? DID YOU SAY PENGUINS??? PENGUINS?????
Swiss and Patrick: Uhhh... yea.
Five Aliens: *whistles* ATTTAAAAACK!
- 5000 OTHER ALIENS COME OUT WITH LASER GUNS*
Swiss: QUICK, TO MY CASTLE... i should've thrown you in a lava pit by now.
Patrick: What was that???
Swiss: Nothing!!! Move on...
Chapter 2: It's a Team!
(Patrick and Swiss ran up to Swiss's castle in Snowzerland)
(Swiss holds the doors)
Swiss: You, whoever you are, get me some wood, and some furniture!
Patrick: *walks up to Swiss with the things he asked* Why are you so hang up on linking me to "you"?
Swiss: No time for chatting. Go, go, go!
- Aliens zap the door and it falls down*
Both: We're dead!
Aliens: Goodbye, Penguins!
(Aliens prepare to shoot laser at Patrick Tea and Swiss)
(Suddenly a penguin in a spacesuit breaks the roof of Swiss's castle, and gets in the castle)
The Penguin: Stand back, ALIENS!
(The Penguin zaps one of them with a laser gum, and a hole is made in the alien's tummy. Every alien runs away.)
Aliens: FLEEEEEEEE!!! (they leave.)
Swiss and Patrick: Thank you, mysterious person!
The Penguin: Yes, i may be mysterious, but im most known as...
- The Penguin takes off space helmet*
Patrick: (gasp) DONNEYE? I TOLD YOU, WERE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE!!!!!
Donneye: But i did this to be friends with you again!
Patrick: WE CANNOT!!!!
(Swiss is eating popcorn and watching the two fight)
Donneye: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?????
Patrick: Cause you only care about yourself!
Donneye: If i did care about myself, would i save you?
Patrick: You only saved me because you wanted to be friends with me!
Donneye: THATS IT, IM CALLING THE ALIENS BACK!
Both Swiss and Patrick: NOOOOOO DOOHNT!!!
Patrick: *bows down to Donneye* FINE I WILL BE FRIENDS WITH YOU AGAIN!
Donneye: It's too late dude.
(Donneye goes downstairs in the castle)
Swiss: Nice job, peabrain.
(Suddenly, a big scream is heard downstairs in Swiss's castle.)
Patrick Tea: QUICK, RUN DOWNSTAIRS!
(And so the duo go to check out the scream-)
Patrick Tea (While running): Hey Swiss, do you keep hearing someone saying what were doing and stuff?
Swiss Ninja (While running): Yea.
Patrick Tea: Hey Swiss, now that were "friends", do you wanna be a team mate with me? For now?
Swiss Ninja: ...
Swiss Ninja: Sure.
(Swiss goes left as thats the way to stairs)
Patrick Tea: Yaaaay! Were teamma-
(Patrick crashes wall)
Patrick Tea: Ouchies.
Chapter 3: Incendium
(Patrick Tea, Donneye and Swiss Ninja in an amber prison in Swiss Ninja's Castle)
Patrick Tea: Your pathetic.
Donneye: Your pathetic.
Swiss Ninja: You both are pathetic.
Patrick Tea and Donneye (pointing at Swiss Ninja): YOU'RE PATHETIC!
Swiss Ninja: Me pathetic? Donneye is pathetic here!
Donneye: Wait, why did we start the fight again?
Patrick Tea: Cause you saved us.
(Aliens come in)
Aliens: Hand- uhh, Flippers up, PENGUINS!
Patrick Tea: Why do you hate us so much?
Aliens: HAAA HAAA HAAA! Have you ever heard of the The Great Alien War of 1500. with penguins?
Patrick Tea: There has never been an The Great Alien War of 1500. with penguins!
Aliens: Oh there was!
Patrick Tea: Im a history teacher and i know alot about Antarctic history, so back off alien.
Aliens: Fine! You asked for it... *THROWS THE FIRECRACKER THAT ACTUALLY CAUSES BIG LIGHT*
Donneye: INCENDIUM! INCENDIUM IN THE HOLE!
Swiss Ninja: What's an incendium?
Patrick Tea: Got no idea. Is it firecrackers on latin, or something?
Swiss Ninja: I don't know. Shut up anyway, im trying to think up a plan to fail you and make me the rich and famous one and-
(Patrick Tea gasps in shock)
Swiss Ninja: -and make you the richest one.
(Patrick Tea stares madly at Swiss)
Swiss Ninja: -anddd we both become the richest ones....
(Patrick Tea still stares madly)
Swiss Ninja: - and rule a land with no wars and total peace.
Patrick Tea: All hail the Swissy! *claps*
Swiss Ninja: You did notice that the whole place is burning during our talk and that Donneye is drowning in a 2 inch tall pool?
Patrick Tea: Haha, no i didn- bu- AAAAAAHHHHH DONNEEEEYEE!
(Patrick dives in the pool Donneye is drowning in)
Swiss Ninja: WAIT SHALLOW E-
(Patrick Tea hits his head, falls down and faints)
Swiss Ninja: -end.
To be continued...
Chapter 3/1: Swiss Who?
(Fire is burning the entire castle)
Swiss Ninja: Patrick, are you alright?
Patrick Tea: Are you my mommy?
Swiss Ninja: uhhhh... no.
Patrick Tea: *notices his head is broken* Take me to the hospital... whoever you are.
Swiss Ninja: No can do. Do it yourself. *runs away*
Patrick Tea: ... that dummy.
Swiss Ninja: ATTACK THEM, SOLDIERS!
(Soldiers go march upon the aliens)
(Aliens kill all soldiers at once)
Swiss Ninja: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Patrick Tea: Are you my daddy?
(Aliens zap Swiss, and Swiss dissapears in a puff of black smoke. Gunpowder is left behind.)
Patrick Tea: Gunpowder? Hmmmm...
(Patrick Tea makes a cannon out of stone, gunpowder, and sand)
Patrick Tea: ... NOT! *shoots cannonballs towards aliens*
Aliens: HAAAAA HAAA! That was a unlucky shot!
(Cannoballs hit a trampoline, bounce on it up and down and head towards the aliens, and it falls on an aliens head)
(A hologram appears)
Hologram Donneye: Patrick Tea, this is a recorded hologram tape i made for you earlier. Im sorry for the thing i did to you. But it seems you need help.
Patrick Tea: Oh really?
Hologram Donneye: Yes- i mean-
Patrick Tea: HA, YOU ANSWERED ME, YOUR NOT A RECORDED HOLOGRAM.
Hologram Donneye: *sigh* GIVE ME A BREAK! *sigh* Swiss Ninja is trapped in a crystal ball from King Vortex from an planet far, far away. That King once captured many evil creatures, and is up to destroy you too.
Patrick Tea: You're also obsessed with the "you" link, eh?
Hologram Donneye: The faith of the universe is in your flippers. Im gonna be gone when i say beep.
Patrick Tea: WAIT-
Hologram Donneye: Beep. *gone*
Patrick Tea: Man i gotta save that stranger.
Chapter 3/2: The Adventure Just Began
Patrick Tea (while running): Do i even have flippers? Yes? I cannot see them! What are flippers? E- (looks at his hands) (stops) Oh.
(Patrick sees a shadow in a flying UFO, with a black shadow of a penguin screaming and falling onto the ground after a knife is pointed over his face)
Patrick Tea: OH NO! I GOTTA SAVE SWISS NINJA! Wait, Swiss Ninja? That evil dude i don't know much about? Nah. Ima go. (WALKS AWAY)
(5 Seconds later)
Patrick Tea (runs towards the UFO): Oh my creeps, oh my creeps!
Patrick Tea: (Arrives upon a cliff) Ok, dude, your a bird... your a twocan! You can do this... *Patrick jumps and waves his flippers*
Patrick Tea: IM FLYING, IM FLYING, IM- faaaaaling!
(The UFO passes by, Patrick Tea falls through the UFO'S roof and lands on the floor of it)
Patrick Tea: (raises gun) You are under arrest, alie- WHAAAT?
(Patrick Tea sees Swiss Ninja in a hot tub, with King Vortex and his minions massaging his feet)
Patrick Tea: What happend here?
Swiss Ninja: You see, i made this whole thing up so i can be popular.
Patrick Tea: Whaat?
Swiss Ninja: Don't you get it? The UFO flies by the satellite-
Patrick Tea: The UFO flew by the satellite?
Swiss Ninja: Shut up. ... satellite, and changes the signal of all TVs in Antarctica! I am seen, and i became popular!
Patrick Tea: Just because you have a cameo (yaaay i linked to Swissy!) on the TV doesn't mean your popular!
Swiss Ninja: It does. Look. (a poster in the wall says 9,000,000,000% saw Swiss and cheered)
Patrick Tea: There is no 9,000,000,000% penguins on the entire galaxy, and that's a poster.
(Poster gets glued off)
King Vortex: It's a poster?
(10 seconds later)
Chapter 4: Wake up idiot.
(Patrick Tea wakes up in his bed)
Patrick Tea: MAMMY! I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM, I TEAMED UP WITH SWISS, I DREAMED A UFO HIT THE GROUND, AND THEN I FLEW, AND- oh my.
Swiss Ninja: Hola, senorita!
Patrick Tea: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Uhh, it turned out this was a dream too. Yeaaah. And, this dream somehow turned into a tale and movie which eventually formed the company The New Frontier, which later turned into a TV show and a cereal was made. That was not a dream. Yeah. Brainfreeze.
This is not all guys. This is just the 1st part. A second part is coming soon.