All Scan Incident
| All Scan Incident | |
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240px The All Scan CD Case. | |
| Background information | |
| Participants | Two Bureau of Fiction workers, Daniel "Short Dan" Pavlova |
| Date | 9th September, 2009 |
| Location | Department of Plot, Bureau of Fiction |
The mishap known as the "All Scan Incident" involved some malicious software, two Bureau of Fiction office workers and a bullied employee known as Daniel "Short Dan" Pavlova.
The event[edit]
The event was recorded on security camera and was used as evidence. Illustrator Keith accidentally dropped the tape into a teleport and it ended up in the flippers of Aunt Arctic.
Two officeworkers are sitting, writing up plot stories. One pulls out a laptop and inserts a disc called "All Scan".
Officeworker 2: Whatcha got there?
Officeworker 1: All Scan Anti Haxor.
Officeworker 2: All Scan?
Officeworker 1: Yeah, All Scan...
Officeworker 1 checks his computer, and the computer screen is filling up with error messages. He tries frantically to delete them, but then a giant picture of a Walrus covers the screen.
Officeworker 1:...It's malicious!
Voice: Delicious?
A short penguin's head slowly comes into sight over the office cubicle.
Short Dan Pavlova: Short Dan is delicious!
Officeworker 1: WHAT?!?
Short Dan: I heard you! Short Dan is delicious!
Officeworker 1: No, I said All Scan is malicious.
He points at his computer screen.
Short Dan (mimics): "All Scan is malicious!" You expect me to believe that?
Officeworker 1 points at Officeworker 2.
Officeworker 1: Yeah--
Short Dan, now in tears: HAH!
He points to and from the officeworkers, then stops at Officeworker 1.
Short Dan: Pathetic!
He runs away and out of the department, tears streaming down his face.
Officeworker 1 picks up his laptop and the CD case and calls after Short Dan, stammering.
Officeworker 1: But, but, All Scan, Anti Haxor, is, is...malicious!
Officeworker 2 looks at Officeworker 1 with a "we are so dead" expression.
Result[edit]
Short Dan, a victim of office bullying because of his last name, reported this to Mayor McFlapp. After a trial, the two officeworkers and Short Dan were fired. All Scan, which was really a virus from the Walrus Crime Ring, was taken off the shelves.
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