Ashleigh Dash
| Ashleigh Miriam Dash | |
|---|---|
| Born |
December 9, 1996 Japaland |
| Nationality | Japalandese |
| Other names | Ash, Dash, Dashie |
| Occupation | Athlete |
| Years active | Since forever, bro! |
| Height | 4 feet even |
| Weight | 85 lbs. |
| Known for | Stupidity, speed, and pranks |
| Title | Queen of Awesome |
| Parents | Unknown |
Ashleigh Miriam Dash is a Japalandese emigrant athlete and master prankster. She has rainbow-colored hair and is baby blue. She's really, really, like, super tomboyish. You get what is being said? Good.
Background[edit]
Not much is known about Ashleigh. We do know that she went to school, once upon a time, with these jerks. They made fun of her and called her names. Luckily, Ashleigh was a much better student than those jerks were. So she outsmarted them.
It was also known that she hatched in Japaland but moved to the USA while she was but an egg.
A few years later, Ashleigh had started wearing pink contact lenses instead of her glasses. She put six streaks in her hair and took on a new identity. She was the top athlete in her school, but still received criticism for her boyish voice and personality. But she didn't care. Although she had ditched her smarts and lived in fear of being a "nerd", she was still able to do what penguins did best: punch other penguins in the face.
Now she is a self-proclaimed world-class athlete and the "queen of awesome". Some penguins find her arrogant, but others enjoy her for who she is. She refuses to read a book unless it has "big adventure".
Involvement[edit]
Ashleigh's a very lazy bird. You could ask her to take out the trash, and she would take a nap right there in front of you. She's the master of procrastination and extremely good at stupid pranks.
Trivia[edit]
- She is a parody of Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony.
- There is no escape from My Little Pony. Ever. EVER. (Ain't that the truth.)
- Everyone thinks she's stupid. She's very intelligent, but she doesn't show it in fear of being an "egghead".
