Bernie
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This article is about a penguin who is quite odd, born from a egg that fell off a cliff or not. If you don't like odd penguins, stop reading NOW. |
| Bernie | |
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 OMG I NEED MORE MONEH! | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Retired (annoying) Tour Guide |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Penguin |
| Faction | Former Tour Guide, now employer. |
| Health | Healthy |
| Level | 100 |
| Status | Eating some ice cream |
| Location | Large celebrity igloo |
| Birth date | March 10, 1999 |
| Occupation | Staring at his shoes |
| Catchphrase | LOOK AT MAI SHOES! |
| Interests | His shoes! |
| Friends | His employees |
| Enemies | Bert |
| Archetype | FAMOUS! |
Not to be confused with Bernie the Tour Guide, who still is a tour guide.
“
Stares at some weird brothel creepers AI NEED DOSE SHOOES!
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~ Bernie, Retired Annoying (still is) Glorious tour guide
Bernie is a retired tour guide, who apparently still hasn't helped a poor Bert get out of his garbage can.
History/Background[edit]
Bernie, like Bernie the Tour Guide, led very similar lives. Bernie was born from a...chocolate egg?? WHAT?? HOW MANY PENGUINS HAVE BEEN BORN FROM CHOCOLATE EGGS??? Anyway, some penguins think this is why he is slightly odd and is quite stupid.
At the age of 10, he found out he was living in a cupboard with some weirdo penguins in a wooden hut, another excuse for being odd.
When he was 20, he passed the Tour Guide Quiz first time (whoa, he actually cheated remarkable for a stupid penguin like him!) and then became his "job" of annoying people to the death.
After 1 year of the tour guide job, he was given the job of an employer. He got some cash, and spent some of it on his unfamous brothel creepers that he became proud of. After 2 weeks of searching for an employee, he found out about some band called The Crash. Foe Stummer, the signer of The Crash, agreed to work with Bernie. Alas, he didn't know Bernie was a very annoying penguin.
Trivia[edit]
- Since Hight, one of Foe Stummer's guitar players, hates Bernie's shoes.
Picture Gallery[edit]
His first tour, when he dyed his feathers red.
His final tour, when he dyed his feathers green.
Bernie's previous job - Faking photos for either himself or bad, unpopular magazines.
He faked a gif for a TV ad about waffles.
He faked a invisibility machine once.
