Billy Becomes a Citizen

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Billy becomes a citizen
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It was bound to happen
Background information
Participants
Date January 7, 2009
Location South Pole Council Building


Billy Becomes a citizen is a event that involved the famous advertiser Billy Mays. Becoming a official citizen of the USA. It didn't really go as planned, but Billy had a product to save the day as always.

The event[edit]

It all started on a cold January morning. You'd expect everyone, especially little Chicks would be in bed. But surprisingly basically everyone in Antarctica was awake. They had either gone to the South Pole Council, or were watching the event on TV. It was very exciting for Penguins and Puffles for the famous advertiser Billy Mays was about to become an official citizen of the USA.


Judge Xavier stood at a podium outside of the building with Explorer, Fred, Turtleheimer, Shroomsky, and of coarse Billy Mays standing next to him. The Judge spoke into his microphone.

"Welcome, cough cough, I um am here to, cough cough, what I'm trying to say is, cough cough cough......"

Everyone wondered what was happening. The Judge appeared to have a bad cough.

"You alright there judge?"Said Explorer as he looked on curiously.

Xaiver tried to reply but he couldn't stop coughing. Billy Mays just smiled and then walked up.

"GOT A BAD COUGH? THEN YOU NEED MY NEW PRODUCT, "COUGH AWAY"! IT'LL GET RID OF ALL THAT COUGHING IN LITTLE AS FIFTEEN MINUTES! BILLY MAYS GUARANTEED."

Everyone just stood wondering what would happen. The Bean Human handed the Judge the small cough drop. Then out of no where a television screen appeared showing a penguin taking a different kind of cough drop.

"See how Cough Away clears up that cough compared to the leading brands!"

Then surprisingly Judge Xaiver felt perfect. His cough was gone just like Billy Mays had promised. Everyone started cheering, (even Mabel who was somewhere in the crowd). The judge decided he would go home however as he was afraid that he would soon start coughing again. Explorer then took the Xaiver's place and stood on the podium.

"Hi there citizens of the USA. Now as the judge was trying to say, this advertiser Billy Mays is soon to become an official citizen of this country."

Everyone cheered, and penguins clapped (Puffles and RocketSnails can't clap). Billy Mays then walked up to the podium.

"HEY BILLY MAYS HERE. I JUST HAVE TO SAY I'M HONERED TO BECOME A CITIZEN OF THIS AWESOME COUNTRY. I PROMISE YOU THAT WITH MY NEW PRODUCTS, WE MAY EVEN BE ABLE TO DEFEAT DARKTAN."

Everyone cheered at the thought of defeating Darktan and his minions.

" I'D SHOW YOU SOME OF THE NEW PRODUCTS NOW, BUT I WANT THEN TO BE A SURPRISE FOR THE UPCOMING PIE WAR ."


To be continued

Result[edit]

To be revealed.

See also[edit]