Break In Dimensions

This is the story of how every character from the whole Club Penguin Fan Universe got warped to other universes.

Prologue

It was your normal, cold evening in Antarctica. Penguins were everywhere, but this is not about the penguins. It’s about Director Benny and Mayor McFlapp.

“I am sick and tired of doing my job all day.” said Director Benny.

“Bally, ain’t it? We run this flippin’ world! You can’t get away from that, wot wot!” said McFlapp.

“I know.” replied Benny. “It’s just that we have to work all day, all night, and also in between. It’s not what I like doing.”

Just then, a story for Benny’s approval came in. It was called “Benny Gets a Break.”

“OH BOY!” Benny screamed. “I AM APPROVING THIS RIGHT AWAY!” He then started jumping on top of the “Approved” button.

“But what if-“ Mayor McFlapp started, but it was too late.

He was gone.

As was everyone else in the universe, except Benny.

He got his break.

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Chapter 1: The Misadventures Of Project X Mark 1 and ProjectXMark1/Xnor

One minute, X was happily working on the BOF telporter network. Next Minute, He was falling through a blue void. "Minecraft..." X said when he landed, his prototitanite casing absorbing the impact. For he had landed in the world of Minecraft. Unfortunatly, He landed at night, the worst time to be in Minecraft. Beset upon almost immediately by all manner of monsters. "Okay, I better find Xnor before these creepers blown holes in Me!" After running for a while, X took a critical blow from a creeper so finally he decided to hide from them. Digging a hole four blocks deep and getting in, sealing the top block. "Seriously, why does Xnor not use his magic to make it day? Must be making an aesthetic mine..." Several hours later, he heard the sound of footsteps on the surface. "Down here!" and X opened his hole with not remembering that creepers survive through day. Unfortunatly, it was a creeper that made the noise and he took another blow from a large explosion.

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Xnor woke up in his bed at his savannah outpost, He had been busy the previous day exploring the savannah far from the outpost, now he was going to lay minecart tracks all the way to a cave he had found. Using the path he had dug, He began laying the tracks in the path. inserting a powered rail every 6th block. He was now heading back, giving power to the powered rails as he went until He saw a crater slap bang through the tracks. A fine black powder was sprinkled around the crater. A few blocks away he saw Project X Mark 1, Badly hurt. ProjectXMark1 poked him, hoping He was still alive. "Resuming system restart..." X's system console said in a monotone voice.

Xnor/ProjectXMark1

"Hey, Xnor, do me a favour and empty my player card." X said in reply. Xnor took the non-functional player card and shook it's contents into a minecraft inventory:

• 32 sheets of prototitanite.
• 2 spare Blue-Ray blasters.
• Welding torch w/ acetylene tank (half empty).

"Thanks." said X as he picked himself up and plugged in the inventory into a slot on his left arm.

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ProjectXMark1 took X to his desert outpost. "Now, let me explain the situation." Began Xnor as X welded on some prototitanite sheets over the gaping hole caused by the numerous explosions He took. "My explorations have led me to discover a cave system. Would like to help me explore it?" "Sure... Ok." X said slightly reluctantly. Remembering the last time he went exploring with Xnor...

START FLASHBACK

X was in a large cavern with Xnor and his two wolves, suddenly they were beset upon all sides by monsters. Xnor tried to fight back with a bow and arrow, an arrow missed and hit X. Xnor's wolves, the game programming forcing them to attack anyone and anything that their master attacks or gets attacked by, charged at X knocking him off a cliff.

END FLASHBACK

The next day, X And Xnor, loaded up with torches, Xnor loaded up with porkchops plus diamond sword and X with extra battery cells and blue ray blasters installed. Headed off to the cave. A few hours later they had reached the cave entrance. It wasn't very much different to any other cave entrance, a dark hole in the ground. Xnor began setting up a small hut while X secured the entrance to the cave. "That'ssssssss a very nice creeper face you have there." X said as he dealt with a creeper. "Ssssss." went a noise behind him. "Eep." X said, very scared as he turned around. _{"I hate creepers..."} X murmured. Insert Minecraft explosion sound here.

Chapter 1.05: X explains exactly HOW he can access Minecraft without causing the game to get confused

We interrupt this very interesting and sometimes funny story for this brief announcement!

"Now, as you might have guessed, I am not part of the programming of vanilla Minecraft." X said to the audience. "Therefore, Minecraft would get confused at My presence." "So, I programmed a mod which allowed me to access, not make Minecraft confused AND allow all my devices and that sort work properly." "The down side is, my player card still doesn't work so I have to transfer my stuff to a Minecraft inventory. Annoucment over."

Chapter 1.1: Back To The Adventure!

We now return to this regularly scheduled chapter.

The story has progress quite a bit since we last saw our two protagonists and several small craters, pits and general holes in the earth were left as a by-product of a few large TNT detonations. Xnor was in to artillery, in fact, it was one of his favorite past-times and he always has a few blocks of TNT on his inventory. Xnor was also interested in redstone. He always dreamed of building his own Redgame, a huge 10-bit computer with GPU and fast-runtime (well, for a Minecraft computer, which are generally quite slow). Anyway, Xnor had set up a small house, so that's that dealt with.

Now we can deal with what was happening inside X's on-board anti-virus. There was a small executable in quarantine trying to insert a sub-routine into a sub-program that interpreted what X saw. That executable was small, but clever, it was trying to escape, escaping it was close to achieving. X's anti-virus was not very happy with this and told the executable to stay in quarantine and play with the other malicious strings of code, but then quarantine security suffered a partial existance failiure and the executable escaped. The executable inserted in its subrountine and promptly went back inside quarantine to play with the other pieces of malicious code, the thing had run its course and was going to de-transdimensionally-extend itself back to its source.

X was distracted by the data streaming in from his left eye. The subrountine was showing cycling pictures of redstone, iron, lapis lazuli, cobblestone and wood, an oblique drawing of a lift which phased in and out of existence at a frequency of 42 Hertz kept appearing.

Chapter 1.11:Redstone And Iron And Lapis, OH MY!

"Owwwwwww." Went Xnor as he regained conciousness back at the cave. "Whoa." Said X "Not doing that in a while." "What, happened?" Replied Xnor. "The last thing I remember is being shrunk!" "Well, enough sitting around! You got any iron with you?" Said X, helping Xnor up. "Sure thing, why do you ask? Want some armour or something? Becau-" "How much?" Said X slightly annoyed, Xnor had a habit of doing that. "About 9 blocks." Said Xnor that tone of voice that means your trying to hide being annoyed. "Ok, and took a screen out of his inventory and inserted in place of a blue-ray blaster, turning it on. A list popped up on the screen:

• 12 Iron blocks.
• 2 Pistons.
• 1-7 Levers.
• 1-8 Buttons (leave one aside from this for the door button).
• 24 redstone dust.
• 16 Lapis Lasuli.
• 1 Iron Door.
• 4 Iron Ingots.

"That looks complicated." Said Xnor. "I know." X replied. They set off back to the outpost Xnor had set up, It was a small wooden hut with an obsidian safe bunker underground. X used the Single Player Commands mod to get some diamond pickaxes for them both. While Xnor put the Iron Blocks in a chest, he put a sign up, reading Crafting Supplies on top of the chest. The next day, pickaxes in hand and armour on bodies, they set off for the cave again. The next few days were the same, X and Xnor gathering materials, until X's checklist looked like this:

• 12 Iron blocks.
• 2 Pistons.
• 1-7 Levers.
• 1-8 Buttons (leave one aside from this for the door button).
• 24 redstone dust.
• 16 Lapis Lasuli.
• 1 Iron Door.
• 4 Iron Ingots.

That night on the 5^th day they emerged, they had explored every passage in the cave. As they came out the earth shook. "Earthquake!?" Xnor said, slightly startled. X look at the checklist screen, it showed a loading bar with "Updating..." fading in and out. "Minecraft's updating to 1.8! Hold on to somthing solid!" The sky turned void blue for two seconds, then flashed, then came back again but with a slight blueish tinge to it. "Whoa..." X said after he got up out of the safety bunker, only to be met by a creeper. "Aw for the love of-<BANG>" He hit the rear wall of the house. They noticed the torches they placed also had a warmer light, and the chests were slightly smaller and more realistic (they now opened). X noted the Single Player Commands UI had gone from the screen. The mod hadn't been updated to be compatible with 1.8 yet. X was also invisible, His texture had been lost with the 1.8 update. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!" yelled X at the sky. "Guess were gonna have to play vanilla for the next week or two, mod developers like to take their time." Xnor said. "I don't have much time either, I'll see if I can access the 1.8 changelog and bring me up to date." X accessed the changelog and began working on the sourcecode. "If you see mob or terrain textures vanish, it's just me working on the code." X first deleted meta-inf, "That should buy me more time." X muttered to himself.

Chapter 1.12: "More Earthquakes Than We Have Iron!"

Over the next few weeks they had little time to mine, X was in jeopardy because "We keep getting more updates than we have iron!" They now had single player commands back, but they still needed several other items to build X's escape mechanism. The earthquakes seemed to stop at 1.1, glimmerng texture packs and mods rained form the sky that night as the game leaved vanilla (a sland term for an un-modded game). The next day they began a long trek, quickly they found a cave. "Right," said Xnor, "We gotta get this thing mined to the very bottom!" they entered the cave, after a long walk and little mining (the ores were vanishing behind their backs for some reason, X said he wasn't working on textures) they found something, "What. Is that!?!" said X, staring right at a three block tall black creature with purple eyes holding a block of diamond ore. They had ran into an enderman, instead of lashing out, it ran off with the block down a long dark tunnel. They gave chase, stumbling over rocks, jumping over lava for Xnor, wading through it for X, X getting hit by several mobs, he didn't care anymore, although he started to get more prone to smashing random stone blocks every time a creeper exploded in his face. They lost the enderman eventually, but they had found a stronghold. "Sweet mother of diamond ore!" X and Xnor exclaimed, on the other side of a ravine cutting through it was the enderman, running into the Strongholds portal room. They were not wasting anytime, the stronghold portals could only be activated by eyes of ender, mythical objects only gained by combining ender pearls with blaze powder, both extremly hard to obtain. They had the cobblestone, they could cut the enderman off if it didn't teleport. Bridging the ravine they entered the room, but something wasn't right, the portal was active, the enderman was nowhere to be seen.

Chapter 1.13: The Plot Thickens...

"Why would we want to go in there anyway?!" X replied, they had spent the last hour arguing whether to follow the enderman through the portal. "This is just getting stupid, this is madness!"

"Madness?" Xnor said, "This! Is! Minecraft!" And with that Xnor shoved X in and then jumped in himself.

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"Ugh, Interdimensional travel is never much fun via portals." X said, they were standing on an obsidian platform floating over a greyish sort of rock which was floating in an endless void. They both hopped down.

"Hmm, lets see where we are." Xnor replied. They took in their surroundings, burning crystals on plynths of bedrock span around on top of towering obsidian pillars. They clambered up a ridge and got a good look of the island. What they saw left them speechless. A line of strange furnaces (half of them were red, the other was brown and looking like they were running off electricity) and advanced looking crafting tables was what they saw first, then a towering structure which was producing this electricity, a horde of overworld mobs worked at the crafting tables, a vast network of tubes shipped items between them and the last thing they saw was a strangly shaped framework with another burning crystal in the middle.

"Oh my." X said.

Chapter 1.14: The Plot Thickens... Again.

They both stared at the pile of ores that was being loaded into the network. A troop of ten endermen worked tirelessly at the machinery. "What are they doing?" Xnor asked.

"I don't know, but less talk, more attacking the-" X reply was cut off by an arrow flying through the air towards them.

"Get down!" Xnor dug down one block, revealing another peculier sight, there were machines under the earth as well as above it, these ones were working more autonomously, and also seemed to be running off electricity, but these were different, "Fusion Reactor" read the plate on top of what was powering it. The reactor was in turn powering itself, some of its cables ran back to some "Pumps" and "Isotopic Separators", all were connected by another mass of tubes. In places this maze was suspended over the void.

"We're gonna be in so much trouble if the guys up there find out." Another arrow zoomed through the air as X spoke, it bounced off him and hit Xnor instead.

"Uh, X, can I borrow one of your blue-ray thingies?"

"Why?"

"'Cos I left my best sword back at the portal."

Chapter 1.15: The Endermen's Plan

The commotion that followed resulted in two things. Firstly, in the middle of the fight between Xnor, X and a horde of no less than twenty skeletons, X flipped out big time and accidently flipped a lever, causing several machines to explode from power overloads, he had apparantly switched a transformer off. Secondly the explosions disrupted supplies to the workers on the crafting tables, two of which walked over to two computer terminals and fired several TNT missiles at them, on of which caught X off his guard and the explosion caused him to drop his weapon and get captured by workers that had joined the scuffle.

"Sigh, guess I'm gonna have to play vannila for a while..." Xnor muttered and he took out then last skeleton, the workers and two endermen, the only two by the looks of things, approached him.

"Bind them, our master will need feeding." The left enderman said in a dry, croaky sort of voice.

"Yes, he hasn't eaten in centuries." The other enderman replied in the same voice. "You! Yes, zombie numbers... 469 to 474! Bind the player and the robot!" Five zombies set to work tying up the two using copper cables, forcibly removing X's weapon from his Xnor's hand. They then dragged them to the framework with the crystal, they proceeded tto wire X and Xnor into an offshoot cable.

"What are you going to do with us?" X said. "I need to get out of here! I have stuff to do! I'll call my future selves and mess with your brains!"

The first enderman spoke again. "Firstly, we lack brains. We, like you, are programs, but we have gained a higher knowledge, with the help of our master. You, my friend, are going to resurrect our master from these crystals. With the help of what drives every piece of circuitry in your body. Yes, that's right. Blue-ray, it is the stuff of legend. A mixture of everything that exists, existed and will ever exist, ever. If you can control blue-ray, you can control the flow of space and time itself." He laughed, it was a very wheezy laugh. "We have erected this framework using mods for this game that you have no knowledge of. With the power of blue-ray, IndustrialCraft, Redpower, Rocket Science and ComputerCraft, we have moulded our dimension into a bastion from which we shall start our conquest of other dimensions." The crystal pulsated slightly. "Our master is restless. Quick, take the gun we retrieved, we must use it."

They pointed the gun at the void, then the second enderman yelled. "IMMA FIRIN' MAH BLUERAYZOR!" The blast rocketed the two endermen backwards. But the blinding light issuing from it was heading straight into void. "There, that will ensure these events happen. The blast I hope will cause the Wizard of Oz Effect, sending you to the Mnecraft save file here. Now, stop it and mount the gun into the framework."

Chapter 1.16: Fun And Games

The second enderman stopped the gun and inserted it into a niche in the framework so that it faced the crystal. He then turned the setting right down to "Correct" and prepared to fire. "Now watch, as your doom nears..." The first enderman said. The gun fired, and it refracted out of the crystal at the other crystals, which in turn refracted the beams. This continued until every crystal was connected to every crystal. They then pulled out an eye of ender, such things were used to activate portals like the one that took them here. They threw it into the crystal. The first enderman was chanting all the way through this, but now he had stopped. He threw himself onto the crystal and was absorbed by it. Purple and black rays of light exploded from the crystals. Then smoke billowed, forming the shape of a dragon. Then the smoke became a dragon.

"Hey, X, apparantly Notch was scared by the complexity of that dragons texture. So he made a tool to make the texture for him." Xnor joked as the dragon opened it's purple eyes, it spread it's wings and took off.

"Master! We have food!" The second, and only, enderman shouted up to the dragon. It turned it's head towards him, then swooped down, it's tattered wings folding. "There, eat up." The second enderman was clearly eager to dispose of them, if they escaped, they could jeopardise their plans. The dragon advanced towards X, perhaps the blue-ray used in it's creation was responsible for attracting it. It opened it's mouth and bit him. It caused two things, one was the dragon chipping several teeth and getting headbutted by X. The second was a segment of tooth ricocheted off and cut the cable holding X and Xnor. A fierce battle ensued between the monsters, Xnor and X. Several things happened (in chronological order):

• X destroys the central crystal, noticing that the dragon seemed to heal from it. Xnor follows suit and X picks him up to let him jump away using the heads of the monsters. Xnor continues the smashing of crystals elsewhere.
• The dragon, noticing that the crystal had been destroyed, smashes X's guns to slow his progress. X switches to his fists.
• Xnor finds and kills the enderman, but is severely injured and focuses on using a bow and arrow.
• X, having slain most of the monsters, joins Xnor and they take on the dragon.
• After a while, the dragon is only a few arrows from death. It charges at the pile of ores and materials, begining the job of shredding them.

X realized he had no time to waste. He charged, the pile shrank. He had to get there. He must take the dragon down, otherwise he would be stuck here. The pile was dwindling. X's pnumatics were starting to get overworked. He arrived. The pile was only that of a few ores. The dragon looked at him, it had triumph in it's eyes. X knew this was his only chance, he swung his fist at it. He missed, but an arrow hit the dragon. The dragon let out a magnificant roar, it rose up, dissolving into rays of purple light, then it exploded. X smiled, or at least, felt like he was, he lacked a mouth. He noticed something, all the ores were enough to finish crafting the lift he saw in that fantasy. X collected them.

Chapter 1.17: Elevation

"Hey Xnor! Thanks for that arrow, we have all we need."

"I didn't fire an arrow, I'm all out."

"Then who did?"

X thought he saw a flash of blue in the distance. But he dismissed it as a fragment of one of his guns. X helped Xnor up and the saw a bedrock construction with an egg on top where the dragon had died. It had a swirly substance like the stuff in the entrance portal.

"Sweet portal, lets go!"

Xnor got dropped in by X, then X jumped in himself. They then saw some pointless drivel about not reaching the highest level and to wake up. They reappeared at the outpost, X had his materials, he could craft the machine. A creeper stared, fearful, in through the window. X stopped crafting blue-ray to deal with it, dropping the creeper's remains into lava, and cooling the lava into obsidian. He repeated the dropping and cooling process ten times until it was the next day. He stashed the obsidian into his inventory and finally finished what he had needed for about a month. It had the tooltip "Invisible Elevator".

"Well, I guess this is bye for now X." Xnor said. "While you were busy, I stashed some of the strange blocks and items from the chests. I'm going to play around with them for the time being."

"I've read the elevator manual. Take this." X handed Xnor a button, "Call Elevator" it's tooltip read. "Press it when you need me most. Anyway, bye!" And with that, X walked into the elevator. It was very dark inside, but it was no wonder, it had a switchbox near the door that needed activating. He turned on the switchbox, all the lights came on. A female voice that commonly turns up in elevators spoke.

"Thank you for choosing our elevator as your low maintenance cross-universal transit."

X, having read the manual beforehand, registered Club Penguin Fanon as a universe. He sent the elevator there with him. X walked out, he was next to the O.T.H.E.R. Incinerator. X took out the obsidian that contained the creeper remains, he threw it into the O.T.H.E.R.

Fin

Chapter 2: Decent Curvy Lasers

Amigopen was simply walking in a business suit for personal reasons to his room, then suddenly a purple gap appeared in the middle of the walkway with him not noticing, he simply fell as if he was falling off a cliff.

Amigopen" "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- wait, now it feels like I'm floating. Why are there eyes everywhere watching me anyway?"

A mysterious figure suddenly appeared out of no where.

???: "Wow, I seemed to have caught a very overweight penguin, it seems. Welcome to my gap!"

Amigopen: "Umm, this is a gap?"

???: "No, this is not a gap, it is THE gap! My name is Yukari Yakumo and I'm taking you to a fantasy kitchen sink called Gensokyo!"

Amigopen: "Exactly why?"

Yukari: "I don't exactly know, but I'm just going to drop you off here."

Amigopen: "Wait, you're going to dro- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"

Yukari: "Pfft" *looks towards audience* "That's what I always do to idiots like him!"

Amigopen was falling at great velocity, he was not in the gap, he was in the fantasy kitchen sink: GENSOKYO!

Amigopen: "Ow, my tushie hurts, ok, now it feels more bony, and why do I feel hair?"

Amigopen looked in some completely random mirror that was being held by someone.

Amigopen: "OH MY GOTT, I'M HUMAN. AND I'M A GIRL, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!?"

She then looked up and saw someone very unfamiliar.

Amigopen: "Hi there, little girl, you kinda have a very awesome hat there."

The girl looked like she was angry.

???: "I am not a little girl, but I do have a very awesome hat indeed. I have been expecting you, Amigopen"

Amigopen: "Wait, you know my name!?"

???: "Yes, unfortunately. I, Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, the Yama of Gensokyo, has been looking through your past life. You were very chaotic in the past, yet, you also feel like a good girl. And that business suit, are you a lawyer?"

Amigopen: "Err, no, Miss Shikieiki Yamaxanadu, I am obviously not a lawyer, but can I just call you Eiki-chan?"

Eiki: "NO"

Amigopen: "Ok then, I think I should be going now, I have seen a whole lot of curvy lasers in the sky, is that normal?

Eiki: "Yes it is."

Amigopen: "Should I just grab a female name from somewhere instead of just using Amigopen, cause it feels kinda awkward having that name as a girl."

Eiki: "I suggest you do, now go on, fly!"

Amigopen: "I can't fly"

Eiki: "Oh. Well, to protect yourself, I suggest learning how to use spellcards and how to fire danmaku out of thin air."

Amigopen: "And where do I learn that?"

Eiki: "Either yourself or some really experienced youkai or humans who know the art of danmaku."

Amigopen: "Can you teach me?"

Eiki: "Sometime, now go on now, and by the way, you're a Youkai."

Amigopen: "Okay, thanks for answering my questions, Eiki-san.

Amigopen finally walked to someplace else in Gensokyo, she did not know where to go, but saw a shrine on a large hill...

Chapter 2.06: The Shrine Maiden

"Is that a shrine? MUST GET THERE!!"

Amigopen started walking to the shrine and saw the stairs that go up to the shrine. She started to walk up the stairs and started to think of a name for a girl.

Amigopen: "Hmm, should I use the name Amy? That kinda sounds like Ami, ah nevermind, I should ask somebody for a decent girl name."

She finished climbing the stairs and was extremely exhausted, three fairies were waiting.

???: "YES! WE HAVE FOUND A NEW HUMAN TO TEASE, MOCK AND PRANK ON!"

???: "Shut up, Sunny, although she looks like a human, she might be a youkai, who knows? She could have menacing powers that could corrupt us into brain-wanting Zombie-fairies!"

???: "But she might not know how to use her power, Luna. She does not look like she is familiar with Gensokyo nor does she look like she has any power."

Sunny: "Hmm, maybe you're right, Star, but we shall find out the HARD WAY!!!"

Amigopen suddenly heard the loud roar of Sunny.

Luna: "Dammit Sunny, you just had to scream out our location, didn't you?"

Star: "*sigh*"

She went to look in the bush they were hiding in and opened it. She found the three fairies.

Sunny: "EHHH"

Luna: "PLEEEAASE DON'T HURT US!!"

Star: "WE DID NOTHING!!"

Amigopen: "No-thing?"

Sunny, Luna and Star: "YES!!"

Amigopen: "...Kay"

Amigopen simply dropped them as if there was heavy gravity.

???: "Hello there, fellow human!"

Amigopen: "I'm a youkai."

???: "Uhm, ok then, hi there, Youkai. It's just that you don't look very youkai-like."

Amigopen: "Really?"

???: "Yes, well, it's nice to meet you, I'm Reimu Hakurei, and this is my shrine, the Hakurei Shrine."

Amigopen: "That looks like a very nice shrine."

Reimu: "Thank you, but you really don't need to flatter me or the shrine."

Amigopen: "Ok, do you have any drinks here?"

Reimu: "Ah, yes I do, come on in."

Amigopen followed Reimu into the shrine. They sat in Reimu's Kotatsu (Japanese Bed-Table) and started drinking Green Tea. Hot Green Tea. They were talking about how Amigopen got into Gensokyo.

Reimu: "Hmm, I see, so you came from an entirely different universe outside of Gensokyo, you were a male penguin AND you turned into a girl when you came here? This is really awkward, but you are forced to stay in Gensokyo for about 9 weeks."

Amigopen: "Ah, ok, but do you have any ideas for any girl names?"

Reimu: "Why do you say this?"

Amigopen: "It's just that, now that I'm a girl, I need a decent girl name. Amigopen does not sound like a normal name for a girl like me, it also doesn't exactly fit my shape."

Reimu: "What about Tsoyosatomimi no Miko?"

Amigopen: "Too long"

Reimu: "Umm, Natasha?"

Amigopen: "Sounds decent enough, I shall now be called Natasha until I turn back into a male some time.

Reimu: "I'm glad that you are glad. Well, time to exterminate Youkai."

Natasha: "Exterminate!?"

Reimu: "Don't worry, I only exterminate youkai that I don't have good relations with, and they would eat every human in Gensokyo, so we Youkai Exterminators have to try and limit the amount of youkai here."

Natasha: "Youkai eat humans? All I know is that humans might taste too bitter for me..."

Reimu: "Ah, so you are quite human-like, I see. Well, hope to see you later, bye."

Natasha walked out of the shrine until she saw an Oni.

???: "Hello there, *hic* who are you?"

Natasha: "I'm Natasha, a youkai."

???: "What *hic* kind?"

Natasha: "I don't know, Penguin?"

???: "Hmm, ok then *hic* I'm Suika Ibuki!"

Natasha: "You look quite small, like Ei- I mean, Miss Eiki.

Suika: "Oh, you met her? *hic* Don't worry about me, I'm one of the strongest *hic* Youkai in gensokyo! Along with Yukari, Yuuka, *blah blah blah*"

Natasha: (Thinking) "Wow, how many Youkai in Gensokyo are there, is it like this universe is full of completely random creatures?"

Suika: "And don't forget Me~!"

Natasha: "Oh, ah yes, you~! Can I just ask, are you the only youkai with horns?"

Suika: "Oh, no I'm not, you see, there are a lot *hic* of us Onis in Former Hell, I just stay here because I'm quite tired of *hic* seeing only Onis, and I can drink as much as I want!"

Natasha: "Ok then, gotta get going to somewhere else, what are suggestions to where I can go?"

Suika: "Lots, there are places like *hic* the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the Human Village, *hic* and more."

Natasha: "Thanks Suika."

Suika: "No *hic* problem."

Natasha walked down the steps and saw the Human Village. She walked through the human village and accidentally bumped into another Youkai, but she had no unique features of a youkai, she just looked human.

Natasha: "Oh no, I'm very sorry fo-"

???: "That's ok, are you new here?"

Natasha: "Yes I am."

???: "Hmm, well nice to meet you. My name is Alice Margatroid, and I am a youkai."

Natasha: "Me too!"

Alice: "Wait, you look so human-like, like me, how did you become one?"

Natasha: "I was one when I came here."

Alice: "Oh, so you are like this other Youkai called China or something, right?'

Natasha: "I guess..."

Alice: "I have to get back to my house and start making more dolls, see you!"

Alice then walked out of the human village and into the magical forest.

Natasha: *Thinking* "...dolls?"

Natasha continued travelling through the human village until she found the exit out of the Human Village. As she is a youkai, it didn't matter if outside of the village was dangerous or not. She walked and walked and walked until she saw a bright red mansion in the distance: The Scarlet Devil Mansion.

Chapter 2.1: Vampires and Bats

Of course, there is always an obstacle that blocks the gate to every mansion. For this case, it is the Misty Lake. It is quite cold for a regular youkai, but as Natasha is part Penguin, she does not feel this temperature at all.

???: "Cirno-chan, wait for me!"

???: "No, I'M THE STRONGEST!!"

Natasha simply ignored these fairies and got to the entrance. But she was blocked by a Chinese Girl. CHI- uh, I mean, HONG MEILING!!

Meiling: "STOP, you pesky human!"

Natasha: "I'm a youkai, why does everyone keep on calling me a human!?"

Meiling: "Fine, STOP, you pesky youkai!"

Natasha: "That's better."

Meiling: "Now, what are you doing here?"

Natasha: "I'm quite lost, is there any library where I can find out about my sub-species of Youkai here?"

Meiling: "Uhm, yes there is. But you cannot just walk past me, you and me will get knifed! I have to ask my boss first"

Natasha: "Ok then, um, then I shall just sit on this patch of grass here and wait patiently."

Meiling went into the mansion and told her boss that there is a guest waiting outside the gate. She scurried back to her position.

Meiling: "My boss, Sakuya, told me that you can come in, as long as you don't break anything."

Natasha: "Ok, thanks."

Natasha walked into the mansion to find that the room was nearly bigger than the mansion itself.

Natasha: "It's bigger than it looks..."

Sakuya: "Of course, this is done by manipulating time and space."

Natasha: "YOU KNOW SPACE!?"

Sakuya: "Yes, now you wanted to come in, where was the location you wanted to go?"

Natasha: "The library."

Sakuya: "Follow me."

Sakuya lead Natasha to the library until she asked something.

Sakuya: "Wait, why do you want to go to the library?"

Natasha: "Oh, I just want to find a book that shows my species."

Sakuya: "Hmm, we're here. PATCHOULI, we got a guest who wants to borrow a book!"

A tired-looking magician opened the entrance to the library.

Patchouli: "Ugh, is it Marisa again?"

Sakuya: "No, its a youkai only known as Natasha."

Patchouli looked around Sakuya and saw Natasha.

Patchouli: "Mmm, come in."

Natasha walked into the library and it was far more bigger than the actual mansion on the outside itself.

Natasha: "Crap, that's the biggest library I have ever seen in my life."

Patchouli: "Kay, now what book do you want to borrow?"

Natasha: "A book involving Penguins."

Patchouli: "We have a book involving Penguin Youkai, is that alright for you?"

Natasha: "I guess..."

Patchouli: "Ok, just wait. KOAKUMA!!"

A figure with bat wings on her head flew right next to Patchouli.

Patchouli: "KOA- *cough*"

Koakuma: "Yea, what is it?"

Patchouli: "Find the book that involves Penguin Youkai."

Koakuma: "Ok."

She flew all over the library until she found the right book.

Koakuma: "Here you go."

She gave the book to Natasha.

Natasha: "Thanks."

Patchouli: "One week costs for free, if the book is overdue, then it costs 400 Yen, you got that clear?"

Natasha: "Yes si- uh, I mean ma'am."

Natasha walked out of the library.

Sakuya: "Going already?"

Natasha: "Yes, that was one fast demon."

Sakuya: "I see, well, don't forget this sweet Mistress Remilia figure the other maids made for guests that visit for the first time!"

Natasha: "Thank you, Mi-"

Sakuya already disappeared. Natasha walked out of the mansion and saw Meiling sleeping.

Natasha: "Heh, China."

Meiling: "OI, WHO SAID THAT!?"

Natasha: "Don't worry, that was just the wind calling to you!"

Meiling: "Wind? Oh, I get what you me-"

Meiling was fast asleep.

Natasha: "Heh, ok..."

Natasha continued onto the road. She travelled until she came to the Forest of Magic.

Natasha: "A forest, great."

???: "Not just any forest, the forest that I, Marisa lives in!"

Natasha: "...Seriously?"

Marisa: "Ehe, I'm kinda practising my lines, da ze!"

Natasha: "That da ze at the end of your lines are kinda cool though."

Marisa: "Thanks, now, what are you doing here?"

Natasha: "I'm lost."

Marisa: "Makes sense, so are you human or youkai?"

Natasha: "I'm a youk-"

Marisa: "A YOUKAI!? LOVE COLORED 'MASTER SPARK'!!!!"

Marisa got so shocked that she was a youkai that she was about to master-spark Natasha.

Natasha: "NO NO NO, WAIT"

Natasha turned into P cards & score cards, and eventually re-spawned.

Natasha: "Why did you do that!?"

Marisa: "Oh, so you DON'T eat humans!?"

Natasha: "NO! Humans are too bitter for me anyway, and I don't have a home right now."

Marisa: "Eh, you don't?"

Natasha: "No."

Marisa: "Then we shall buy one for you!!"

Natasha: "Where?"

Marisa: "At the Human Village!"

Natasha: "Ugh, do I have to walk all the way back to the village JUST to get a house?"

Marisa: "No."

Natasha: "Phew, so do I just call the land-owners?"

Marisa: "No."

Natasha: "Then what?"

Marisa: "We shall ride on my broom!!"

Natasha: "Broom!?"

Marisa: "Yes! It is one of the best tools a human magician can have!"

Natasha: "Ok, then let's go then!"

Marisa and Natasha rode the broom all the way back to the human village, until they got to the land-owners of each location in Gensokyo.

Marisa: "Ok, we are here."

Natasha: "Eh, my tushie hurts."

Marisa: "At least we got here!"

Natasha: "Meh, I just need a home."

Marisa: "Ok then!"

They walked into the land-owners' building.

Marisa: "Oi, you fairy!"

Fairy: "Uhm, yes?"

Marisa: "We are gonna buy a house for my pal over here, Natasha!"

Natasha: "Uh, hi."

Fairy: "Why?"

Marisa: "She is a hobo, that's what!"

Natasha: "Oi!"

Marisa: "Ehe, sorry!"

Fairy: "Ok, let's see what we got here, um. We only got a house in Higan left."

Natasha: "Then I'll take that house!"

Marisa: "Say WHAT!?"

Natasha: "What, it was the only house left!"

Marisa: "So? It is like, so red everywhere!"

Natasha: "Meh."

Marisa: "Ugh, ok then."

Fairy: "Costs 70,000 Yen."

Marisa: "Wow, that's cheap for a house, do you have any money?"

Natasha: "Unfortunately, no."

Marisa: "Ok, then I shall buy it for you!"

Marisa reached out in her pocket and got 70, 000 yen out.

Natasha: "How did you get all of that!?"

Marisa: "I met a particular girl with a huge scythe."

Marisa gave the money to the Fairy and Natasha finally got a house.

Fairy: "Thank you for buying a house, would you like me to teleport you to your new house?"

Natasha: "YES PLEASE!"

Marisa: "No, Wait wait wai-"

It was too late, they were already in Higan.

Fairy: "Thank you for teleporting!"

Marisa: "Ah great, now I have to fly all the way back to my house."

Natasha: "Sorry, I didn't know it could also teleport another person!"

Marisa: "It doesn't matter, see ya"

Marisa flew back to the Forest of Magic on her broom.

Natasha: Now let's see what we have here.

Chapter 2.2: A Trip through Higan

Natasha finally had a home, there was a few problems, there was no furniture in the house, no nearby stores, or any fast way to get back to the Human Village.

Natasha: "Peh, I should have known that it was so far away from the village."

Natasha suddenly had a good idea.

Natasha: "BUY MODE!"

Natasha suddenly could place items in her house with ease, but it still costed her money. Since she didn't have any, it went to Marisa's credit card.

Natasha: "All done, now it's time to look at my species profile!"

Natasha walked in and read on the table, going through each page. She found what abilities they had, and they could manipulate both water and ice, a great advantage to Ice Fairies and Kappas. She also looked through the appearance page, they are usually covered in very long hair, and have slightly short arms. She finally looked at the history page, and saw that penguin youkai are actually extinct, much to Natasha's shocking face. She suddenly heard Eiki's voice from outside.

Eiki: "Komachi, you are such a bad girl, in punishment, I shall hit you and you shall make me the best darn cake!"

Komachi: "Yes, Eiki-sama."

Natasha: "I wonder what she did wrong..."

Natasha stepped outside of her house and walked up to Eiki.

Natasha: "Hello, Eiki-san, who is Komachi?"

Eiki: "Komachi is a Shinigami, she ferries dead souls across the Sanzu River and makes great cake."

Natasha: "Wow, the best cake in Gensokyo?"

Eiki: "Yes."

Natasha: "May I talk to her?"

Eiki: "Only after she has made that cake."

Natasha: "Ok, what did she do wrong, exactly?"

Eiki: "Komachi is extremely lazy and slacks a lot, despite her great-looking body. To stop this, I must lecture her very regularly. But how did you get here so quickly?"

Natasha: "I bought a home here."

Eiki: "Whyyy?"

Natasha: "It was the only home that was available."

Eiki: "Wait, who brought the house for you?"

Natasha: "Marisa."

Eiki: "You should not use other people's own money for your own greed, Amigopen."

Natasha: "Natasha, my name is now Natasha."

Eiki: "I see. But you still shouldn-"

Natasha: "I'm going to use her credit card until I get a job."

Eiki: "No."

Natasha: "Why?"

Eiki: "Because I said so."

Komachi appeared infront of Eiki and Natasha.

Komachi: "Hi, Eiki-sama, who is this?"

Eiki: "This is Natasha, she is going to live here from now on."

Natasha looked down and saw her body.

Natasha: "That's one good body."

Komachi: "Uhm, thanks..?"

Natasha: "No prob!"

Natasha walked back into her house.

Natasha: "I'M GOING TO LOVE THIS PLACE!"

Komachi: "Ugh, don't tell me she also lives in Higan."

Eiki: "She does."

Komachi: "*sigh* Why do you not mind her?"

Eiki: "I have seen her before she came."

Komachi: "Wait, what?"

Eiki: "She was quite chaotic as an actual penguin, I tried to lecture her, but she never seemed to recognize me."

Komachi: *Thinking* "She was a real penguin before?"

Eiki: "She was actually a male before coming to Gensokyo, but she somehow turned into a girl."

Komachi: "So she is going to live here with us forever?"

Eiki: "Not forever, she is going to eventually leave Gensokyo and get back to her own business."

Komachi: "Phew."

Eiki: "What?"

Komachi: "It's just that... She seems to be getting on my nerve at the moment."

Eiki: "Oh, well, did you make the best cake yet?"

Komachi: "Yes, and it is your favourite flavour, too!"

Eiki: "Yum, can't wait!'

Komachi gave Eiki the cake and she ate the cake slowly, with the camera showing the detail of her chewing.

Eiki: "I LOVE IT!"

Komachi: "What!?"

Eiki: "You know what? This is the best darn cake I have ever eaten, you should be a star chef!"

Komachi: "Really?"

Eiki: "No, but it is still the best cake!"

Eiki's favourite flavour seemed to be very mysterious, as nobody, except Komachi and Eiki herself, knows what is contained in it.

Meanwhile at Marisa's house, she is very angry.

Marisa: "GARRGH, SHE USED MY DARN CREDIT CARD!!"

Alice: "What is with you shouting, I can hear you from my own house."

Marisa: "You know that girl with orange hair and stuff?"

Alice: "Yea, what about her?"

Marisa: "She used my bloody credit card!"

Alice: "You have a credit card?"

Marisa: "It is so sad."

Alice: "Don't worry, someday, she will get a job."

Marisa: "Thanks Alice."

Back at Natasha, she was sleeping peacefully, until she heard a huge explosion outside. It was an unknown youkai.

Natasha: "Oh man."

Youkai: "Delish!"

Natasha: "You do know that I'm a youkai, too. If you eat me, you would be a cannibal."

Youkai: "Darn."

The youkai flew away, and Natasha went back to sleep.

Chapter 2.29: The Best Cake

Natasha woke up peacefully for the first time, she was always interrupted in her sleep because of messengers, she was kinda glad to not rule a country for several weeks. She heard an explosion outside. She decided to walk outside to see who was there. It was Marisa.

Marisa: "Ugh, I hate crash landings."

Natasha: "Hi Marisa."

Marisa: "Oh hi Natasha, you have been using my credit card, have you?"

Natasha: "You have a credit card?"

Marisa: "Why not? And the reason why I came here, is that."

Natasha: "Wait, my Build & Buy modes uses other people's credit cards?"

Marisa: "Duh, of course it does."

Natasha: "Oh, sorry Marisa, I just needed a quick renevation of my house, because there was completely nothing inside."

Marisa: "Thats ok, ze, what if we get you to know how to defend yourself?"

Natasha: "Um, I already know how to use a weapon."

Marisa: "Not weapons, DANMAKU!!"

Natasha: "Oh, YES, TEACH ME O GREAT MAGICIAN!"

Marisa: "Don't flatter me, I'm just an ordinary magician."

Chapter 3- The Chapter That Feels Like Pants

LuXerra woke up, and she was in a very different world.

She rolled out of the bed she was in, and she did not recognize anything in this place.

"This floor feels funny." LuXerra said. "It feels like...pants. And so does the walls... and the bed, not counting the sheets."

And then, she looked down, and found that she was made out of yarn. She ran outside, and found a small pink puffball.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!" the puffball said.

And then, she automatically knew something was up.

LuXerra tried to run away from the puffball, but instead turned into a car, and drove away.

She then ran so fast, she found a land with a giant cake. At the bottom of the cake was a door. She entered the door, and found herself in a world of treats.

In the world of treats, was floating cake. LuXerra tried to eat it, but it tasted like pants, like every other thing, except the bead-tasting berries.

A penguin her age then came up to her and said, "You know, this world is made out of things you sew with."

"HIKARI?!?" LuXerra screamed. "How'd you get here?"

"I really don't know." Hikari replied. "I just woke up here, found a pink puffball, turned into a car, and came here."

"That happened to me, too!" Luxerra answered. "I think there's some connection..."

Chapter 4 - Dear Princess Celestia....

Dota woke up one morning. She streched, but couldnt feel flippers...she felt hooves. She looked around and had no idea where she was. A purple pony with dark blue hair galloped into the room.

"Melodic Trance! You're awake! I'm so happy you're okay, you've been sick for weeks!"

"H-Huh?" Dota managed to say, "Who are you? Where am I?"

"Wow, that disease really took a toll on you. I'm Twilight Sparkle. Remember? You are in Ponyville. More specifically, my library."

Dota looked at her body to reveal a white coat with a rainbow mane. 5 other ponies rushed into the room. One was blue with a rainbow mane,one was orange with a blonde mane and white freckles,one was white with a dark purple mane,one was just fully pink,and one was yellow with a light pink mane.

"Hey guys, Melodic's awake!" the blue mare shouted.

"W-who are they?" Dota said.

"I'm Rainbow Dash." The blue mare said.

"I'm Applejack!" Shouted the orange pony gleefully.

"I'm Pinkie Pie!!" Said the pink pony, with even more glee than Applejack.

"I'm Rarity. Pleasure to have you awake again!" The white pony said.

"I-I'm Fluttershy..." The yellow pony said.

Dota looked around the room in total awe. It seemed like she was resting in a giant tree. "I'm kind of hungry...if you wouldnt mind, can I have a sandwich..?" Dota asked shakily.

"Sure, I'll get one for ya, Melodic," Applejack said as she rushed into a kitchen. She came out several minutes later with a grass sandwich.

"It might look a little weird at first, but it tastes really good!" Rainbow Dash said. Dota took a bite out of the sandwich, and found out she quite liked it. She ended up eating it all, to the glad look of Fluttershy.

"Oh, I'm so happy you're able to eat again," Fluttershy said in an excited tone. "Would you like another one?"

"No, I'm pretty much good." Dota, or at this point Melodic said. She yawned, and Twilight Sparkle motioned the other ponies to leave the room as Melodic fell asleep.

Chapter 5 - Are you ready, Reclaimer?

It was the average day on Ed Island, EDFan12345 was standing outside his palace looking for a good place to test some new inventions his scientists had worked on. One was a PDA-looking device, but when it turned on, a strange message appeared. It read <<//Log 10.74.2552//04-343//So this is how my story will begin?>>. EDFan couldn't even ask about it before he was teleported to a strange place.

"Where am I?" EDFan asked himself.

He looked up in the sky, and saw a strange ring. Then, he looked around, and he was on an island, there was a pillar looking island across a lagoon, a cliff to what he determined was east, and a large cave inside of it. EDFan looked at his reflection, and screamed. He was a Human. He wore orange armor, and had an aparently real sniper rifle on his back and a pistol on his thigh. Just then, a rounded object came and flew by, noticing him.

"Oh, hello there. I am 343 Guilty Spark, Monitor of Installation 04." It said. "Can I be of some assistance?"

"So, where am I, exactly?" EDFan asked "What is this place?"

"Come, we have work to do. I will explain on the way." It said "Your presence here is not a coincidence."

After the "monitor" finished speaking, a flash of golden light appeared around them. EDFan started feeling dizzy. Then, they disappeared.

When they reappeared, they weren't on the island anymore. They were in a structure. The room was circular, and had a walkway around the center of it. After he looked around, he noticed that there were humans and an alien in the room, too. The one he noticed first was taller than the others, he wore green armor, similar to EDFan's, and was referred to as Master Chief.

When they noticed EDFan, the Master Chief spoke

"Spartan-054, I'm glad you're okay after that crash. We all thought you died after the Longsword crashed. I see you recovered some gear.' The Chief said

"Uh, ya, I did all that...stuff." EDFan said, "I need some help though."

"Anything. What is it?" The Alien said, "Oh, I'm sorry, we haven't met. I am Thel 'Vadam, the Arbiter."

"Hello. Do you have anything I could use to get to a teleporter of some sort?" EDFan replied, "It's highly important that I do."

"My installation's teleportation grid is recovering from such a larg jump I used to bring you here" Guilty Spark said, "It will fully recover in about three hours."

"I don't have three hours!" EDFan said, "Are you sure that there's nothing else is possible?'

"Well," The Arbiter started, "There is one other way. A galaxy wide teleportation system taken from one of the shield installations. It is held on the Lies and Deception, an assault carrier in orbit"

"You took WHAT?!?" The Monitor yelled, angrily, "That system is EXTREMELY important! Do you know what you've done?!?"

The Arbiter took EDFan out of the control room to a dropship waiting outside. They got in, and flew up towards the Assault Carrier. When they landed in the launch bay, the Shipmaster, Orla 'Ipsod, greeted them.

"Brother, you return!" The shipmaster said, "And I see you brought one ot the spartans here."

"Yes, and he needs our assistance" The Arbiter told him "He needs to use the Slipspace Translocater."

"I need to modify it to do something." EDFan said "I know what I'm doing, and I won't damage it."

"Very well then," Orla said, "I'll take you to it."

EDFan looked at the teleporter, and started modifying it into a trans-DIMENSIONAL device. It only had enough power for a one way trip, until it would go back into a teleporter. EDFan walked in, and dissapeared from that universe's existance.

Chapter 5.01 - Fallen Kingdom

EDFan woke up inside of a small cave. His head really hurt and it was too dark for him to see anything. He leaned against the cave wall but noticed that it felt strange. He walked towards the entrance, and was shocked at what he saw. Everything was square. From the grass, to the trees. He went to a puddle nearby, mimicking what he did on the Halo. He was still a human, but he was square. He had a crown upon his head, and looked like a medieval king. He gazed out to the other side of the cave, towards the back, and found another exit. He ran over to it, and was shocked at what he saw. There was a kingdom, but it was run down and abandoned. It was clear that it was attacked, as there were several buildings still smoking.

"What happened here? Does this have to do with me looking like a king?" he asked himself.

He walked over to it, but once he saw a prison wall destroyed, with a burnt pickaxe nearby, he remembered it all. He had been here for years, in fact, but time flowed much faster here. He had built a kingdom, block by block with some TNT, and then went into his mines to craft his sword, which he used to keep the monsters out of his kingdom. Recently, someone who goes by the name Herobrine decided to attack and take down the kingdom. He succeeded. As far as he knew, EDFan was the only survivor. Not even his wife or child had escaped. They were "zombie treats." EDfan didn't even use his real name here. He went by Steve. True, it wasn't the best name he could go by, but it worked. When EDFan got to his former castle, he looked out onto his kingdom, with one thought on his mind: Revenge.

Chapter 5.02 - I Hate Creepers

EDFan began his search for supplies. He recovered his sword, and found a bow by the body of an undead skeleton that never managed to get out of the sun before it burned. He gathered arrows from the side of walls, and once he had a substantial amount, he journeyed out to try to find others who may have escaped. Night started to fall, but even though the monsters, or mobs, came out at night, EDFan wasn't phased. He had a mission. A pack of Creepers had spotted him, but he had aplan at this point. He sprinted away from them, and pulled out his bow.

"Come 'ere!" He said to them, and since their brain was a stick of TNT, they had to go explode on him.

EDFan charging the Creepers

They all went towards him, but he picked a few off with his bow. Then, he drew his sword, and jumped at them, slicing one of them, causing it to "bleed" gunpowder. He finished off the creepers, before running towards a nearby desert. He saw a small village, with zombies attacking it. He sheathed his sword, and pulled out his bow. Pulling an arrow out of his quiver, he shot one of the zombies away from the doorway of a house. The sun began to rise on the land, and the skeletons and zombies all began to burn. Two of the villagers ran over to EDFan and began to talk to him.

"Thank Notch you came! We thought that this would be the last night for us. You have saved us all. Tell us, what is your name, hero?" One of them said

"My name is Steve, but I'm hardly a hero. I allowed my kingdom to fall, and I did nothing to stop it. I only ran. Have you seen anyone else come here, by any chance?" EDFan replied

"There was one, but he left before any of us could see him clearly. He was wearing a black cloak, so it was hard to see him." The other told him.

"I know exactly who that is."

"Who? We might know them?" The first said.

"Herobrine."

Chapter 5.03 - It's Herobrine

"Herobrine?!? We... know who that is, then. Herobrine is the dead brother of Notch, the leader of the Mojang Divines. One day, he was revived, but was corrupted by the power of the Ender. Please, hero, end his reign and save this land. We beg you!"

"I'll do the best I can. I'm still on my search for survivors of the attack. I will ask of you one thing. Please shelter anyone who was a victim, until I return. That is the only thing I ask."

"We will. However, hero, do you require anything for your journey?"

"Can I use your forge to make a pick?"

"But of course! Right this way!"

The villager led EDFan to a forgery, where he made an iron pickaxe. He thanked the villagers once again, and began his quest. EDFan journeyed out into the desert. He searched for an entrance to a cave system. Once he found one, he set up a camp around it, and lit it up with torches. Once night fell, he went out to collect materials from the mobs, like the Spider's Eye, or the Enderman's Teleportation Pearl. He also collected gear from undead soldiers, who still wore their armor, or still carried their weapons. He obtained a helmet from a zombie who was once one of his own soldiers. It wasn't his diamond helmet, but it worked. It had the red plume of a captain on it, but the name was blurred out from dirt and grime.

Chapter 5.04 - In Search of Diamonds

EDFan went underground to go mine for diamonds. He went underground, when he heard something. He looked around the corner of the cave, and he was met by two beady purple eyes. He made the mistake of staring at an Enderman. It screamed, and ran at EDFan. It punched him to the ground, but teleported away before EDFan could strike it. He looked around, before realizing where the enderman teleported. Above him. The enderman started to fall, but EDFan rolled under him, causing it to fall right on top of his blade. The enderman was slain, and EDFan picked up the Ender Pearl it dropped. He continued into the cave, and was met by a ravine. It was too wide to jump it, so he just threw the Ender Pearl over to the other side, and teleported there. He continued through the cave a little longer, but he decided to just start strip-mining for diamonds, instead.

Chapter 6- Thrashing To The New World

Thrasher found himself in a familiar hallway. He was also with his friend Panthe.

Thrasher found that there were 2 doors in the hallway, and looked in one. It was full of things he'd never seen before.

Panthe looked in the other, and he saw basically the same.

"Panthe," Thrasher said, "where are we?"

Chapter 7- Failwish

Flywish, Raven, Flywish II, and Sonic Xtreme woke up on a sidewalk outside a bank. Flywish rubbed his eyes to see clearer. They found a can with change in it.

Sonic:"Apparently there were penguins walking by."

Flywish:"I don't need this change, I am rich enough, what are we doing outside a bank?"

Raven:"UGH!"

Flywish II:"DAD! Look in there!"

Flywish:"Is that me? Why am I in a superhero outfit?"

Sonic Xtreme pulled out his IcePhone to study famous people. He looked up Flywish.

Sonic:"Hey Flywish, come here!"

The page was redirected to Failwish. Flywish began reading.

Failwish (real name Flywish) is an epic fail superhero who cannot do the simplest task such as rescuing a puffle from a tree.

Flywish looked inside the bank to see Failwish try and stop a robber. He apparently had a puffle.

Failwish:"RAVEN! Drop the anvil on the robber."

Then a dark purple puffle came and dropped the anvil. Unfortunately the anvil fell on Failwish's head instead of the robber.

Failwish:"Mommy, there's starsies around me head!"

He fainted. The four stood outside the building laughing their heads off.

Chapter 8- Blast's BLAST

Renttoise was in front of a school. It looked abandoned, and he was with all of his friends- Jazz, Konrynn, Haika, Byron, Rhasoe, Victini, Rokkey, Danny, Loreli, and Malfoy.

"Wow." said Renttoise. "Looks like our shcool."

"Once we get to it and TYPHLODE IT!" yelled Byron.

"I want to see what's inside it." said Konrynn. He then ran inside with no thinking of what dangers cold be inside.

"Well," said Renttoise, "if someone in our team needs help, we give it to them. That's part of our promise."

"Because we're TEAM BLAST!" finished Byron. "AND WE WILL WIN!"

The tensome then ran in, searching for where Konrynn could be.

In the school, was a hallway with a large place that seemed to be crashed through by something. Victini shortly noticed that, and they proceeded to the gym.

Konrynn was right there.

"Konrynn!" Haika screamed. "What happened?"

"Well, there was this scary thing there, and so I tried to run away from it.

"But wait... I don't think anyone has noticed that we look like wind-up toys?" Rokkey questioned.

They all did.

"I know now!" Renttoise screamed. "We're in the Ruined Elementary stage in Universe Rumble BLAST! And the scary thing inside there is... THE QUAKE WEATHER PENGUIN!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Chapter 9- Pop Cat in, Multi-Dimensional Mayhem

Pop Cat was staring off at the snow dojo, looking quite intense

"Pop Cat" said Black DJ "im pretty sure the snow ninjas aren't going to attack"

"How do you know? They're always sneaky" replied Pop Cat

"Whatever, im going to work on my Card Jitsu Fire. see you later" she said walking off

"ok"

A few minutes later, a human with a bionic arm appeared out of nowhere and grabbed Pop Cat.

"There's no time to explain" the human said

"What?" Suddenly, they appeared in a forest. Pop Cat felt different. He looked down at his hands... wait... HANDS? He had become a human! "Whats going on?"

But the human was gone...

"Oh great, now what."

When suddenly "HEEEEELP!"

Pop Cat made a water ball. Even though he was human, he could still use water powers. He followed the voice. He saw a fox-boy being attacked by a wolf.

Concentrating, he threw a water ball at the wolf. It ran off.

Pop Cat walked out of the forest. The Fox-kid was staring at him.

Finally he spoke, "Thank you..."

"Your welcome..." Pop Cat responded walking off. Then a gem fell on his head.

"what?" he touched the gem and was suddenly transported somewhere else

Chapter 9 part 2- Into the other dimensions

Pop Cat appeared in a land made of cheese

"?" he looked around and found the gem. he went to it and touched it.

Then he appeared in a jungle. He touched the crystal more. He appeared in an ocean, then a desert, t hen a pretty average looking landscape, then into an area where everything was anime styled.

Pop Cat sighed. how was he going to get back if he just jumped around at random.

Then he realized he couldn't find the gem! But then he found it in some girls hands.

He walked up to the girl "excuse me but i need that gem" The girl just stared at him, then at the gem.

"..." Pop Cat touched the gem again

He appeared in a land where everything 2-D.

"?" Pop Cat tried to look around but there was only 2 ways he could look. he found the gem again and touched it

Finally, he was teleported to the first place he went to... but he felt different... then he saw his hair.

Chapter 9 part 3- This is going to be different

~Coming Soon~

Chapter 10: Mech Zorm

Abdul54,his family, and Goorp were doing what they do regularly Abdul54 and his family was making inventions while Goorp is testing them. Suddenly they randomly get transported to a desert.They had no idea where they were and they started to explore. After 2 days of exploring they found a mouse called Blaze, as they were wondering what was a mouse they looked down to their flippers. But when they weren't flippers at all, they were paws that looks quite similar to Herbert's. (More coming soon)

Epilogue

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• Project X Mark 1 later returned to the Minecraft universe several times and gets into all sorts of antics there.
• Xnor eventually operated a Redgame, but has been unable to get it to work for unknown reasons.
• The aforementioned blue flash in chapter 1 returned several years later and proved to be quite a nuisance.