CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS
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| “ | CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS, BLAH! | ” |
— CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS
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| CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS | |
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 I'M A-FIRIN' MAH LASER! BLAH! | |
| Profile | |
| Title | CAPTAIN |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Penguin |
| Faction | None |
| Health | DNA experiment |
| Level | CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS BLAH! |
| Status | FIRING HIS LASER |
| Location | BLAH!!!! |
| Occupation | FIRING HIS LASER |
| Interests | Firing his Laser |
| Powers | Can emit pure blasts of energy |
| Friends | Doctor Octogonapus, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, QuaXerpingu |
| Archetype | Evil |
CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS was created by a mysterious, two-dimensional, floating human called "Doctor Octogonapus", just like IMA FIRIN A WALRUS.
Background[edit]
Once, Doctor Octogonapus decided that the walrus wasn't enough. He turned to an experiment that would wreak even more havoc than the walrus in the Antarctic. The Doctor used his skills, a penguin he caught and his Laser to craft CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS. He gave it the same sole purpose as he gave to IMA FIRIN A WALRUS: to fire his laser and severely burn all victims.
Doctor Octogonapus once again flew to Antarctica and unleashed his creation. But this time, many creatures weren't burned, as he was noticed and attacked by the army. The Doctor managed to escape to another universe, and CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS hid behind an igloo, so he wasn't caught, as well.
Involvement[edit]
Still remembering his purpose, CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS eventually started wreaking havoc around Antarctica. Also, he met and befriended IMA FIRIN A WALRUS.
Sometime later, he was recruited by QuaXerpingu to join "The Top Secret Evil Anti-Quackerpingu Whatever". He joined, and is now working for it.
Power[edit]
CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS' power is the abiltiy to shoot pure energy out of his mouth. Like his creator, Doctor Octogonapus, and IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, he simply must shout his name, but instead of following it up with a "BWAAAH" sound, he must follow it up with a "BLAH" sound to unleash his wrath.
Comparisons[edit]
CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS' power has been seen before, as IMA FIRIN A WALRUS also has the same power.
Trivia[edit]
- Just like IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS can only shoot blue lasers.
See also[edit]
The Evil Something QX| Leader: QuaXerpingu |
| Members: Quackerpengu, Major Sheep, QuackerpYngu, SoaXerpingu, Xuffle (X-Antibody of Quackerpingu's blue puffle), HuXert X. PenXumin, Shadow WalruX, QuaXer, QuaX, Former Dictator Pingu of Noot Island, CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS, Darth Walrius, Darth Brain, Lava Operator, The Jedi Remover, Big White Duck, all of the clones that QuaXerpingu has made of himself, a bunch of evil robots |
| The Last Order: Nuke, General Tux, Krylo Ben, Captain Plasma |
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