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Captain Moose, soaring over Bean City
|Health||Healthy, but rather dimwitted|
|Status||Flying through the sky, looking for those in danger|
|Location||In the sky.|
|Country of residence||Waffleland|
|Primary residence||House number 59 on Dimwitt Street, Bean City.|
|Catchphrase||"CAPTAIN MOOSE TO THE RESCUE!"|
|Interests||Saving Penguins from "danger" and "distress"|
|Weaknesses||Dimwitted, powers are really cheap junk bought from a dollar store.|
|Powers||Burger-Ring, Swamp Gas, Molten Cheese Ray, Taco Spay, Shoop da Whoop, Banana Bazooka, and Mini-Rangs.|
Captain Moose' is a rather pathetic dimwitted penguin who tries to be a "superhero" and wears a moose mask. However, he is oblivious to the fact that he makes one very bad superhero.
As a kid, George spent most of his time watching TV shows, and dreamed of becoming a superhero one day.
Of course, everyone laughed at him for this, and when he grew up, he included "superhero" on his resume.
He was not chosen to be hired by that employer.
As he sadly trudged home he had an idea.
Perhaps The Defenders would recruit him!
There was only one problem: He didn't have any powers.
So, he bought some cheap toys at the nearest dollar store and called them "gadgets".
When he presented himself though, The Defenders rejected him.
A few years later, he tried joining other superhero groups.
They rejected him too.
After that, he was driven insane, and deciding that he was too awesome to join a group, he renamed himself Captain Moose, and strapping on a cape, flew off into the sunset.
A moment later, he hit a skyscraper.
Captain Moose has no idea what the fourth wall is, but somehow he was informed that his image was drawn with GIMP, and he brags about it to everyone he meets.
Captain Moose lives on Dimwitt street number 59 in Waffleland.
He thinks that if he does a good job, he'll become a great superhero.
This is very unlikely.
He is known to be insane, and this fact lowered his IQ to 30.
On his "big day", Captain Moose hastily made a costume from other costumes from the Stage. The following parts make up Captain Moose's costume:
- Blue Superhero Mask (from Squidzoid vs. SG & GG)
- Blue Superhero Mask (from the aforementioned play)
- Red Cape
- Moose Mask (from the Team Blue plays).
- "CAPTAIN MOOSE TO THE RESCUE!"
- "IT'S CAPTAIN! I DIDN'T TAKE A THREE WEEK HERO CORRESPONDENCE COURSE TO BE CALLED MISTER!"
Captain Moose carries a variety of dumb and useless gadgets. Here is a list of them:
- Burger-Rang: A plastic hamburger attached to a boomerang.
- Swamp Gas: A stinky mixture of rotten food and expired fruit.
- Molten Cheese Ray: A ray gun that blasts out hot, melted, cheese.
- Taco Spray: Self-explanatory.
- Shoop da Whoop: Also self-explanatory.
- Banana Bazooka: A bazooka that shoots out explosive bananas.
- Mini-Rangs: Minature boomerangs.
- Captain Moose thinks that he will defeat Darktan, even though he has no idea who Darktan is.
- The South Pole Council is thinking of banning him.
- He likes Judgies.
- Penghis Khan hates his Burger-Rang.