Captain Moose

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Captain Moose
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Captain Moose, soaring over Bean City
Profile
Title Captain
Gender Male
Race Penguin
Faction Good
Health Healthy, but rather dimwitted
Level 450
Status Flying through the sky, looking for those in danger
Location In the sky.
Occupation "Superhero"
Feather color Purple
Country of residence Waffleland
Primary residence House number 59 on Dimwitt Street, Bean City.
Catchphrase "CAPTAIN MOOSE TO THE RESCUE!"
Interests Saving Penguins from "danger" and "distress"
Weaknesses Dimwitted, powers are really cheap junk bought from a dollar store.
Powers Burger-Ring, Swamp Gas, Molten Cheese Ray, Taco Spay, Shoop da Whoop, Banana Bazooka, and Mini-Rangs.
Friends None
Enemies Super Villains
Archetype Pathetic "SuperHero"

Captain Moose' is a rather pathetic dimwitted penguin who tries to be a "superhero" and wears a moose mask. However, he is oblivious to the fact that he makes one very bad superhero.

Background[edit]

Captain Moose, or George Robinson as he was called back then, was born on August 20th, 1995 in Waffleland to a rich family.

As a kid, George spent most of his time watching TV shows, and dreamed of becoming a superhero one day.

Of course, everyone laughed at him for this, and when he grew up, he included "superhero" on his resume.

He was not chosen to be hired by that employer.

As he sadly trudged home he had an idea.

Perhaps The Defenders would recruit him!

There was only one problem: He didn't have any powers.

So, he bought some cheap toys at the nearest dollar store and called them "gadgets".

When he presented himself though, The Defenders rejected him.

A few years later, he tried joining other superhero groups.

They rejected him too.

After that, he was driven insane, and deciding that he was too awesome to join a group, he renamed himself Captain Moose, and strapping on a cape, flew off into the sunset.

A moment later, he hit a skyscraper.

Personality[edit]

Captain Moose is very kind but rather dimwitted. Most consider him to be extremely proud, but captain moose pridefully considers himself to be "HUMBLE AS QUAR-I MEAN MY IDOL OF COURSE!"

Captain Moose has no idea what the fourth wall is, but somehow he was informed that his image was drawn with GIMP, and he brags about it to everyone he meets.

Involvement[edit]

Captain Moose lives on Dimwitt street number 59 in Waffleland.

He thinks that if he does a good job, he'll become a great superhero.

This is very unlikely.

He is known to be insane, and this fact lowered his IQ to 30.

Costume[edit]

On his "big day", Captain Moose hastily made a costume from other costumes from the Stage. The following parts make up Captain Moose's costume:

Quotes[edit]

  • "CAPTAIN MOOSE TO THE RESCUE!"


  • "IT'S CAPTAIN! I DIDN'T TAKE A THREE WEEK HERO CORRESPONDENCE COURSE TO BE CALLED MISTER!"


Gadgets[edit]

Captain Moose carries a variety of dumb and useless gadgets. Here is a list of them:

  • Burger-Rang: A plastic hamburger attached to a boomerang.
  • Swamp Gas: A stinky mixture of rotten food and expired fruit.
  • Molten Cheese Ray: A ray gun that blasts out hot, melted, cheese.
  • Taco Spray: Self-explanatory.
  • Shoop da Whoop: Also self-explanatory.
  • Banana Bazooka: A bazooka that shoots out explosive bananas.
  • Mini-Rangs: Minature boomerangs.

Trivia[edit]

See Also[edit]