Club Penguin Fanon Wiki:Omnibus
Articles for adoption
- Doodlestein-Parody of 'Frankenstien'.
- Wrath Ninja and other related articles - An apparent villain. Currently a low quality article, requires expansion.
- Diamond Falls Re-Awakening - A story started by Explorer 767 about Card-Jitsu Fire. Never was finished, up for adoption.
- Explorer:The Ultimate Disaster Story - Another Explorer story about Explorer and Mabel being trapped inside an igloo.
- The Last Sysops - In 2009 there were only two sysops; Ninjinian and Kwiksilver. In a strange event, BOB (the original name for Bureaucrats when we had a legislation) was deleted. Oh my...
- Jill and the Beanstalk - We'll give you ten guesses on what this is a parody of.
- E-114 - A speedy racer, who is probably one of the best (Just rename him first)
- Lexley Selson - A fan of everyone and anyone who lives in Antarctica. Ultimate goal is to collect autographs. Last edited in February of 2009!
- Dr. Blowhole - "Partner-in-crime for Herbert along with Klutzy." As you know, it's completely OOC, but there is potential for it to be an evil whale or somethin'. Get crackin', guys!
- ADF - Antarctic Defense Force that investigates the Walrus Crime Ring.
- Oktoberfeast - A celebration meant to celebrate Maggoire's independence.
Add unedited articles here.
"Hey Mayor, whatcha doing?"
Mayor McFlapp was in a mess. His top hat was lopsided, his feathers were ruffled and he looked as if he hadn't slept in a week.
"Kwik, m'lad," he croaked. "I'm under a bally lot of stress, wot! Th' Department of Article Management been bally complaining about all these flippin' "Under Construction" stories they have. They say it's taking up the file space, wot!"
The mayor poured himself a drink of water from the watercooler. Several words flew out, then dissolved into water. The mayor drank a little, then dunked the rest all over himself.
"Ahhh, that's jolly better, wot!" said the Mayor, looking refreshed. "As I was saying, I've been trying to finish the flippin' things, but I've got Writer's Block! I can't delete them either, I'm too fond of them."
Kwiksilver thought for a second. "Why don't you just give those stories out to the community and see what they make of it?"
Mayor McFlapp jumped into the air. "Flippin' brilliant idea, m'laddo!" Let's give them out to staff, wot!"
"Settle down, mayor," said Kwiksilver, "We need a type of filing cabinet.... Something that'll have a lot of space."
"I know just th' thing!" exclaimed the Mayor. He ran into an elevator, Kwiksilver close behind him.
The elevator stopped on floor 53. "Storage" said the disembodied Microsoft Sam voice that resided in the elevator. Mayor McFlapp and Kwiksilver walked out, then stopped in awe.
The room was filled with junk. Old papers, weapons, bookcases, - you name it, it was there. Piled from floor to ceiling.
Mayor McFlapp was walking down the narrow space between the piles, murmuring "Two down, three across." He turned a corner and started to dig in a pile.
Kwiksilver went to help him, and together they pulled out a slightly glowing filing cabinet.
"The Narrator's Omnibus!" said the Mayor, smiling. "Ordered this from a flippin' Wikia Catalog years ago. Never thought I'd use it, wot!"
Together, they dragged the surpisingly heavy filing cabinet back to the elevator.
Four hours and a lot of moving articles later, the filing cabinet stood in the Coffee Room, glowing a bright blue. Mayor McFlapp and Kwiksilver stood back, admiring their handiwork.
"Blimey," said Kwiksilver, "Who knew stories could be so heavy?"
"That's the bally redlinks, wot!" said the Mayor, "That's why we have to edit those."
An employee waddled into the coffee room, and stared at the cabinet. He pulled a file out of the Omnibus. It was labeled, 141 Quarry. He took out a pen and began writing in it.
"Ya'know, Kwik m'laddo, this could make a good introduction, wot?" said the Mayor.
"Actually," said Kwik, "It would. It'd be a great intro. You'd better go extract it from the story log."