Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Training Article

Welcome aboard! If you're reading this article, then I shall be the first to say congratulations! You've recently joined the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki. And this is your first official day of training.

But, you've got a lot to learn before you're ready to write. Keep in mind that you are now working on one the most successful websites in the Club Penguin fandom. But it didn't get that way overnight.

The story of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki is the story of one man's hard work, perseverance, vision, determination and sweat.

But mostly, his sweat.

From Humble Beginnings

You may think that Mariothemovie, owner and founder of the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, has always been the type of user he is today.

And you're right!

After the site was created, Mariothemovie stayed secluded in a hiatus that seemed endless. But then his luck changed when he suddenly reappeared on the website, and with a few minor alterations, the CPFW was finally at its prime.

And it sure sounds like a lot of hoopla to make over a little website, right? Wrong!

The Club Penguin Fanon Wiki Today

To keep up with today's demanding Internet users, no expense has been spared to acquire all the latest achievements in wiki technology, such as formatting, columns, link buttons, four-tilde signature identification, special characters, advanced options, and the state-of-the-art help button.

All of this modernization seems a little overwhelming, doesn't it? Well, luckily for you, Mariothemovie's fear of having created a horrible website keeps the CPFW balance in check. But if modernization is the heart of the wiki, then its users are the liver and gall bladder.

Now, let's see if you got what it takes. You are poised, confident, and you wear a smile that says, "Hello world! I'm ready to write!" You've got the makings of a good user!

But for every good CPFW user, there is one who is not so good. Let's see, often absent, impatient, beginning her career at age nine. Look carefully at the ever-so-ironic My Little Pony T-shirt, and the romance teen literature she reads so comprehensively. There's a name for users like this, but we'll call her Rocket Slug.

Training

You can't write an article without understanding the phrase "PRAW".

Fooly: PRAW?

Once you understand "PRAW", you'll understand your place in the CPFW.

But what does it mean? It's actually a carefully organized code: "People Read and Write".

Fooly: Ah, PRAW!

Looks like Fooly understands "PRAW"!

Now, here's a typical reader of the site. I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember PRAW, we can figure it out. Do you think he wants to read: A) A story, B) An overpriced sofa, or C) A rowdy furball?

Typical reader: One story, please!

Ah, PRAW, you never let us down!

Now that you understand PRAW, I bet you think you're ready to write now.

Ha-ha -- not so fast, Eager McBeaver. We haven't even talked about...

Personal Hygiene

Every CPFW user must comply with a strict set of personal hygiene guidelines.

A good user always scrubs his hand thoroughly. Be sure to get under those fingernails. And don't forget about the knuckles.

After checking to see if your chair is comfortable, your computer or other device is in working condition, and your ideas are ready to be written, you are ready to start the day.

Now let's see how Rocket Slug is doing at her personal hygiene.

Rocket Slug: *takes selfie before washing hands*

Rocket Slug: Nah, not this one. *takes twelve more*

Remember, 'no CPFW user wants to be a Rocket Slug!'

Now that you're clean and comfortable, I bet you think you're ready to write that article. But we have a few more topics to cover first.

Your Work Station

It's important to keep your area tidy and free of droppings. But a clean workstation is only part of the job. To make the story or character in your head a reality, you'll need supplies. And a good user always keeps his supplies well-organized.

Now that your workstation is up and running, perhaps you think you're ready to write what could be a Featured Article of the Month.

Calm down. There's still plenty of time left.

In Action

Now we go to the front lines, where we'll examine the most important aspect of the industry the customer. Or as we say around here, the 'Clubstomer'.

Like precious, precious blood in an animal, the Internet reader keeps the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki strong and alive.

Right now, it's important that we discuss an emergency situation!

Like the precious Golden Puffle hunted down by Alaska and Yukon, many consider a well-written article to be a treasure. And as with every treasure, there's a thief ready steal it. So it's up to you to be the watchful eye of...what's this? It's someone ready to plagiarize your work!

After reporting him kindly to the admins, hopefully another emergency is avoided, thanks to your work.

Now that you've learned the basics of your training, it's time for the moment you've been waiting for.

The Moment You've Been Waiting For

Writing the article!

At the center of every great dynasty is the crown jewel that keeps it alive and thriving. For the Club Penguin Fanon Wiki, our jewel is a well-written article. And now you, the humble user off the street, the ever-so-necessary human resource that keeps this business afloat, will learn the sacred and dark secrets of how to prepare, with your very own hands...the sumptuous, lip-moistening, spine-tingling, heart-stopping pleasure center that is a High Quality Article!

Are you ready? [Fooly nods]

Are you sure? [Fooly nods harder and harder]

Okay! The secret to writing a High Quality Article is...