Cluelessness is Joy

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"Cluelessness is Joy"
Song by Aye-Que
Released Unreleased (leaked)
Recorded September 2009
Aye-Que's Base
Genre Chiptune
Length 3:57
Label Independent (Aye-Que)
Writer Aye-Que
Producer Unknown (stolen beat)

Cluelessness is Joy is a song sung about Aye-Que's preference of education over strength, and Eclipse can't stand it. The participants were Tails6000, Doctor Aye-Que, Wings, Eclipse, Melvin Turtleheimer and the Sprout Boys (who helped free Eclipse).

The event[edit]


The curtain rises. We see Eclipse and Aye-Que. Aye-Que is next to a chalkboard laden with formulas.

Aye-Que: -and I'll use quantum physics-
Eclipse: You, you make Tails look like bodybuilders. You're clueless, far too weak to rule an empire!
Aye-Que: I take education and robotics over bliss and strength any day, because cluelessness is joy.
Eclipse: Song cue!

*song starts playing*

Aye-Que: AWAKE!
It is I your one and only ruler... Doctor Aye-Que!
I'm a puffle this you see a little small and a little gray
-but on the whole I'd say...
I'm very strong.

Robots: Oh Miss Eclipse, I know you're frightened... ooh ooh...
-but if you knew just why you're here your fear would just be heightened

Aye-Que: So let's just say cluelessness is joy!

Aye-Que: Oh well I hate to be a-singin'
I brought you here to bring me penguins
You know your teamates, oh what's their names...
Oh yes!
Tails6000 and Wings their names alone make my fur sting
I'd like to hit them with my wrench and beat them at your game.

Robots: Oh Miss Eclipse, you're so misguided ooh ooh

Aye-Que: I've never been fond of strongmen but then again this one does make good
Tails6000 bait;
I can't wait!
Cluelessness is joy!
With my high IQ I'll shower those foolish creatures with my power
'Till Gentoo island is nothing but messy gruel
My only problem with these bots is they are big and I am not
So every bot thickens the plot and all I want are those penguin fools!

Robots: Oh Miss Eclipse, you're not so clever, ooh ooh...
All your strength is just worthless goop, 'cause education's better

Aye-Que: I'll say it again,
Cluelessness is joy!

Aye-Que: Have you not heard that no learning is absurd?
You call yourself a PWNguin but you're just muscles and a dress
I can't believe you waste time with these weights!
You remind me of Miss Fended.
Worked out and got suspended
She flunked her test
ON 2+2

(piano solo)

I'd like them to partake...

(piano solo)

Just one time up on a quiz show...

(piano solo)

I'd beat them there!

Robots: Oh Miss Eclipse, I know you're frightened (so misguided)
If you knew just why you're here your fear would just be heightened
Mrs. Eclipse, you're not so clever (learning's so much better)
All your strength is just-worthless goop 'cause education's better..

Aye-Que: For the last time!!!!

{music swells}

Aye-Que: On second thought, I guess I've made my point.


  • Aye-Que makes his point, he's a weakling.
  • Tails and Wings save eclipse soon after.

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