Oh Crapsody
| "Oh Crapsody" | |
|---|---|
| Musical rhapsody by The Jones Family | |
| Released | April 22, 2011 |
| Recorded | March 18, 2011 |
| Genre | Musical rhapsody |
| Length | 2:45 |
| Label | Indepedent |
| Writer | Jones Family |
| Producer | Jones Family |
Oh Crapsody is a cheesy musical rhapsody written collectively by the Jones Family in response to the massive hate fest generated by Sanchonachos and members of the Hochstadt Family who felt that TurtleShroom was ruining the United States of Antarctica. It unintentionally broke the Fourth Wall, but that was not intended by any of the lyricists.
It was a huge success amongst the Turtlenators and scorned by the Turtlehaters, but that is life.
Lyrics[edit]
Is this my last life?
Death by democracy?
Targeted by spite,
Trust my fate to the balloting.
I am surprised,
Removing seniority.....
I'm just a censor,
I rule in purity,
You see I
Never change,
Never so,
Stubborn guy,
Far too slow.
Any way the wind blows,
I still stay the same way....
You see...
You see.......................
Voters,
Don't kill this man.
Now my fate is in your hands,
Recall I helped build this land.
Voters,
This is never fun.
'Cause now they 'wanna send me on, my way...
Allies, oooh,
This is not my last goodbye,
I'll be back again this time tommorrow!
Carry on, carry on,
Hope to be be in power...
I wait,
Has my time come?
There's shivers down my spine,
As the ballots are aligned.
Good bye,
To my power,
It's got to go...
Made to leave it all behind
'Cause loopholes rule...
Voters, ooooh....
I don't want to die..
I do wish to keep on to my sysop role!
{INSTRUMENTAL}
I hear conspiritory whispers of two men!
It's a coup
It's a coup
Those rights wern't for that goal!
Abusing a man's thread
To make TurtleShroom dead
Eeek!
KILL THE TURTLE (KILL THE TURTLE)
KILL THE TURTLE (KILL THE TURTLE)
Kill the turtle Swiss Nacho!
It's corrupt-oh! (Oh-oh-oh-oh!)
I'm just a censor
Who serves the wiki!
HE IS A CENSOR
SERVED TWO YEARS AND FOR FREE!
TWELVE THOUSAND WORKS
DESERVES BUREAUCRACY!
All my work
All I've done
Will you let me go?
Swiss Ninja!
NO
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GOOOOOOOO!
Sancho says
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GOOOOOOOO!
We're spiteful
WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO
WILL NOT LET YOU GO
LET ME GO OH-OH-OH-OH!
DE DE DE DE DE DE-MOTE!
Im'ma sysop
Im'ma sysop
Im'ma sysop
Don't demote!
OUTLAWING GAYS AND THE DEVIL
IS NOT TYRANNY,
TYRANNY,
TYRANNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
So you think you'll demote me
-and that's goodbye?
So you think you'll make change
Without me to whine?
Oh, baby,
It won't work that way baby,
Just 'gotta go type
Just 'gotta go type
Filibuster.
{INSTRUMENTAL}
Can not stop the Turtle,
I'm still on Wiki,
Sancho doesn't matter...
Swissy doesn't matter...
To me.......................................
[<math>FIN</math>]
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Reception[edit]
| “ | This song is no rhapsody, but is truely a crapsody. | ” |
— XTUX Hun
|
| “ | Reminds me of Aunt Agatha's singing! | ” |
| “ | Even though this is crap, it is far better then all the other junk out there, far better then that *$&^*#%#* Beethoven (or whatever his phreakin' name was)! I give it a 4.0 | ” |
— Mabel, giving this song the highest rating the has even given out
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| “ | Lovely, darling. Your singing reminds me of myself, though I'm much better though, =P. | ” |
| “ | Worst......Crapsody.....ever. | ” |
See also[edit]
- Impeachment of Mariothemovie
- CPW: Day of Reckoning
- TurtleShroom
- Sancho Monte Captio
- Piper
- Clubb Phengin Weekee
- The Turtlenator March
