CupcakeSlam
| Cupcake Slam (or Rocket Slug II) | |
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| Profile | |
| Title | An experiment gone horribly wrong. |
| Gender | Female |
| Race | Penguin villain |
| Faction | FAKE |
| Health | Programmed to be extremely high |
| Level | See Health |
| Status | FAKE |
| Location | Causing chaos |
| Occupation | Working for the Unnderground Clubb Phengin Weekee |
| Interests | Big Balls |
| Friends | Balls! |
| Enemies | Blue Balls! |
| Archetype | Evil |
CupcakeSlam or simply Cupcake is an experimental clone created with a piece of Rocket Slug's hair and a fake eyelash. Instead of being good, she became evil because the machine was a flop.
Chapter 1: An Idea[edit]
Rocketta was sitting under a holographic palm tree in the middle of winter. Lexi was sitting next to her. (Because of the horrible winter snow, they created a palm tree to bring Hawaii to South Pole City.) Lexi's phone rang suddenly. She picked it up. "Hello?" Lexi waited, her phone still over her ear hole. "Mm-hm.....yes. Okay, okay! I will be right there!" She paused. "OKAY, MOTHER! How do you say it-Geez!" She slammed her cell phone down onto the concrete. "It was my mother. I have to go do my chores, because I made a promise that I would do them before I came here. Bye." She walked out the backyard gate.
RS shrugged. She'd never seen Lexi so moody.
Forty-five minutes of mindless sitting underneath a palm tree later, Lexi barged in. "Hello," she said. "I'm sorry about that. A princess should keep her promises." She smiled and sat down. "While I was vacuuming the driveway this morning, I had an idea. Why not make clones of ourselves to do our chores? We just need some deoxyribonucleic acid-"
"Huh?" Rocketta was baffled.
"DNA," the princess replied.
Now that she understood, Rocket nodded happily. "YEAH! I'm gonna go get some scrap metal and my toolbox. Be right back." She ran into the garage.
Two hours later, the device was built. Lexi and Rocket dubbed it the "Clone 3000", and it looked like it was some kind of awesome just because it was very awesome indeed.
Chapter 2: Cupcakes![edit]
RS pulled some levers, twisted some knobs, punched in some buttons, and stood back. She then dropped in a feather and one of her fake eyelashes, which somehow made the machine buzz and shake vigorously. The machine then recited mechanically:
"PLEASE TYPE IN A NAME"
Rocket Slug took over the controls and randomly punched in "Slam a Cupcake", which the machine read as, "CupcakeSlam."
The machine shook and clattered again, and a dark purple penguin stepped out from the fog. She wad wearing a white-and-black striped jacket and a black shirt beneath. Her long skirt blew in the breeze, and her black-and-white striped leggings showed off her thin bird legs.
"DID IT WORK?!?" Lexi and RS exclaimed in unison.
The purple figure stepped closer to RS and sighed.
"Will you do my chores?" asked RS nervously.
The purple figure blinked, then rolled her eyes. "Shut'yo mouth! I don't wanna do dose 'chores' of yohs. They sound borin'. I wanna see dose Big Balls. Now dat is interestin' stuff." She waddled off.
Rocket Slug fainted and Lexi looked up at her. "So, when can I have a clone?"
Involvement[edit]
Her favorite activity is dressing up as Hat Pop, and spray-painting all over the Clubb Phengin Weekee.
Trivia[edit]
- Big Balls terrify her.
- Despite her name, she is allergic to cupcakes.
