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Dan as the CNIC Admiral
December 12, 1982|
No one knows...
|Other names||Dan the Man; Good ol' Dan|
|Known for||Being Admiral of the CNIC.|
The Most Awesome Dan Beronews is a reknowned penguin who serves as the Admiral of the CNIC. He is in the MMK and is part of the Beronews Family. This family is one of the important founding families of the USA.
Dan was born in Matress Village, a while back. When he was a child, he played with the other future CNIC agents. During this time, he gained an immense knowledge of the paranormal and loves Halloween. Dan was well known for searching for ghosts and leading other people. Also, he was a great sailor.
Eventually, he gained a job at the Bureau of Fiction as a BOSS. He had pretty good Fourth Wall powers (but has developed them since joining), and was chosen. After that, he created the CNIC. Naturally, he was the admiral. Dan was always good at sailing, and loved it. It was his favorite hobby. For awhile he ruled Pengonia. He was thrown out of office. Now, he is the head of the CNIC and runs his IT business, resteraunt, and works at the BOF. He is the head of the Department of Vandalism there and has the second largest stash of banhammers and deletion hammers in the USA. He was in Maniac OOC Extremists and, whenever he saw Ben Hun, he whipped out his banhammer and bans him. Then, Ben was unbanned by Mayor McFlapp. It turns out, Ben Hun was fairly evil. So, McFlapp was wrong and Dan was right. Then, Ben reformed and Dan forgave him. Now, he happily rules the CNIC and captures bad guys. Also, he used to date Haley. He has been chased, stalked, and much more by TammyShroom Jones, TSP's sister. This is the reason that Haley broke up with him. He is actually thoroughly creeped out by Tammy and wishes that he would stop being chased by her. Before he got famous for the CNIC he ran an IT business which was very successful, he, at one point, was rated one of the best in Dorkugal. He then quit that and opened his own restaurant, that wasn't as successful as he made food from a place called "Japan". The Masters of the Universe then realized that he would be a perfect candidate for work at the Bureau, he was swept up after got a letter from Ampersand Publishing. He then founded the CNIC and his slow, peaceful life was changed into life in the fast lane.
 Later in Life
Later in life, Dan found some enemies... Austin and XTUX. They seemed to bully him, and then he did the same to them. He had eventually exploded, and disappeared for months on end. He came back stronger, better, and more sane than before. He also came with his resignation letter and soon quit the BOF. He lost many of his fears. Little did he know that what they made happen would come true soon.
|The Most Awesome Dan Beronews|
|Born||December 12, 1982|
|Considered The Most Awesome in||Pengonia, USA,|
|Promoted to The Most Awesome||May 16, 2010 by P. Benzin|
|Major shrine||CNIC battleships|
|Promoted because||Intelligent, diligent, passionate, knowlegable|
|Known for||CNIC and tireless efforts in technology|
He recently found a PDA and accidentally used the unknown narrator function to become the delegate in the South Pole Council. He is an avid sailor and is the head of the CNIC. He owns black puffle who's name is Bouncer! He only uses Peach. He is well known in the community of South Pole City as he was one of the few delegates in the SPC who quit his job (He left for the CNIC. He was an EPF agent and runs the CNIC. Dan bribes Benny A LOT. He like TurtleShroom (penguin) has an obsession with crosses, Weird huh? He loves Question marks... Familier, eh? He wants to be on Absolute Thespian Islet but not yet has he succeeded.
Dan has a few weaknesses, most of them rather comical. Here is a list compiled by the mystical beings...
- Pineapples - He is allergic to these delicous fruits. Symptoms are immense swelling of his beak, bumps popping up all over his body, eyes getting really sore and puffy. Somehow they always turn up whenever he is having a meal at someone's place or even his own (he often forgets).
* Money - You can bribe him to do almost anything. -Disappeared when he came back
- Hobos - Hobos constantly follow him around, begging him for money. They often turn up at important meetings and battles and make a total mess of the situation.
* Draco Malfoy - Dan is afraid of this imaginary being (the BoF says he doesn't exist) and often spends the night in fear, mistaking everything in the room as "Draco". - Same as Money
* Swiss Ninja - He scares Dan...and always pops up to ruin Dan's wonderful plans. Swiss Ninja's PWNAGE vs Dan's armada=Another ship and Snowzer graveyard. This was dissolved and he was lowered to "Minor Hatred" status.
However he has his steward and friend to rely on.
In mid-2010, he strangely disappeared. No one knew where he went, or what had happened. Many had theories, but none really knew. He would briefly show up to say hello, and disappear back to his igloo. He finally admitted, on New Years 2013, that he has been gone, never to come back to his full activeness in the community. He quit his jobs and left the Council. It is theorized that he is hanging around secret places, which he openly admitted to, deciding that he would stay active there.
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- He is a major patron of the Clubb Phengin Weekee, but only reads... no editing.
- He loves Pixie Brand Pop.
- It is rumored that his official CNIC photograph (pictured) really shows him hitting himself with his PWN hammer. Strange...
- Tesa and Tammy are both deeply in love with him and are warring with one-another, in dialogue, on who is better for him.
- He was engaged to the ORIGINAL Haley, but it was all changed when a mystical being, who's favorite character is Dan, broke rules, and got ORIGINAL Haley turned into NEW Haley
- He scored "I Reign" on the Rota Regna, which is A LOT of good luck.
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