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| Dez | |
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 ITS MEEEEEEEEEEE! | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Dez, Antarctica's most wanted idiot |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Bean Human |
| Faction | Weirdo. |
| Health | Healthy... err, sort of. |
| Status | Making a book tower on his head |
| Location | South Pole City, Antarctica |
| Birth date | He never told us! |
| Occupation | Whatever his occupation is, it sure harmed his brain. |
| Interests | ... going into space? |
| Friends | He told us about some dude named Austin. Who is he? |
| Enemies | None |
| Archetype | Good |
Dez is a stupid, immature and very wimpy bean human. He is rumoured from a land called "Miami", and that he was once shoot in a cannon from there to only crash land in Antarctica. Ever since, he began living in Antarctica, unfortunately. He said he is best friends with Austin, Ally and Trish, who he said are back from the place he came from. He is known for acting like a cuckoo weirdo, and is more weirded then Fooly8, Explorer and Rookie (could it be??).
Personality[edit]
He is a really dumb weirdo idiot, thinking wood can make him get back to Miami and always making stupid fail inventions, much like Herbert P. Bear. Meanwhile, he is really nice and cares alot about his people, rather then being a selfish ego maniac who wants to go back to his home... actually, he is one.
History[edit]
One day, when Dez was a kid, he saw an flying umbrella which went all way into the sky. He then dreamed of where it would go, and then dreamed of becoming an astronaut to go see whats above the skies. One day, he was making a cannon to launch himself into space, and he was launched from it and ended up crashing in Antarctica.
There he meet some fellow penguins who wanted to destroy him forever because humans arent allowed in Antarctica. They were chasing Dez, until he found some trash bin in which he lived for a month, till he became disguised as a penguin and rented an igloo on September 7th, 2013.
After those harsh times, he tried to make multiple inventions to try and make him get back home to Miami, but every single one of them failed. See all his inventions and failures in the "Inventions" section.
Inventions[edit]
- Catapult 1000 = Dez tried to launch himself out of a catapult, but it didnt work out: he hit a tree and had to go to the hospital.
- WoodRocket 1000 = He made a wooden rocket, and he got in it and launched but he rocket burned and fell apart.
- Iron Golem 1000 = He didn't really make this, he just found it in a dump. He wanted to golem to sling him into the air to Miami, but he hit an igloo.
- Mole 1000 = He made himself a giant mole suit, and he decided to dig underground to Miami. It didn't work out as the mole was stuck in a dead end (technically in front of an giant rock).
- WoodMarine 2000 = He made a submarine out of wood to try and get to Miami by water. It almost worked, until Dez and the WoodMarine were swallowed by a whale. This is the only invention not marked 1000.
- Hot Air Balloon 1000 = He made a big hot air balloon and tried to get to Miami, however a skua flew by and hit the balloon and making it eventually pop, dropping Dez into the frozen ocean.
- Dez Tank 1000 = He made a tank to shoot himself to Miami, however he crashed in the water
Gallery[edit]
Dez as a kid.
Trivia[edit]
- He failed in Elementary School 9 times. That's more then Rookie failed!
- He is actually from the real life Disney show, Austin and Ally.
