Donal Tenorio

Donal Juan Tenorio
[[|250px]] Make Antarctica gr8 again
Profile
Title	Don Juan
Gender	Male
Race	Macaroni Penguin
Health	the best
Status	Single
Location	South Pole City, USA
Occupation	Businessman, CEO
Employer	Tenorio Confectionaries, Inc.
Salary	~5.0 billion pebbles annually
Interests	Women, Business, Politics, and Women
Strengths	flirting, charm, business, persuasion, politics, wealth, calling people losers
Weaknesses	ego, inability to tolerate losing, women, balding
Fears	Unknown
Friends	Many
Enemies	Many, X-Antibodies
Archetype	Antihero

“	Make Antarctica great again!	”
	— Donal Tenorio

Donal Juan Tenorio, nicknamed Don Juan and commonly known as Donald J. Tenorio, is a wealthy businessman who is known for his ability to make the ladies swoon. His charm and wit as a player starkly trumps that of Swiss Ninja, who has referred to him as a "Mobile Harem". As a result, despite his great wealth from his candy empire, Mr. Tenorio remains single.

In 2016, Mr. Tenorio launched his campaign to become president of the USA. He became well-known for his inflammatory statements, most notably his calls to build a wall along the Polarian border while making them pay for it, and his proposed ban on all X-Antibodies from entering the USA, as well as registering all X-Antibodies in a database. Less controversially he wants to deport all Mwa Mwa Penguins.

Background

Donal is the son of Diego Tenorio, the son of high ranking Castillan nobility, and Mara Saorse Ó Malley from Freezeland. Donal was born into wealth since his father was the founder of the family candy company. His paternal grandparents had immigrated to Olde Antarctica after the Fascist victory in the Castillan Civil War. Donal was born in what is now the Antarctic Peninsula, and grew up in that region. As a child, he attended a military academy due to his wild nature, which taught him to be a gentleman with good manners. He later attended university and majored in Business. It was in his university years that he began to learn how to flirt with girls since he never had exposure to them at his military academy. Immediately after, Donal began to co-run his family's Chocolate business with his father. In 1997, South Pole City was founded, and Donal saw a lot of opportunity in its future as a good place to relocate the company's headquarters. His father, now elderly, supported his son's plans, and he gave his son a "small" loan of 1 million pebbles to establish the business in the city. With his father's small loan, Donal was able to buy a piece of land in the Metro borough of the new city and built himself a giant skyscaper known as the Tenorio Tower - one of the first in the city. Mr. Tenorio's fame quickly rose as his company suddenly saw large increases in sales in 1999 due to the raging Colonial Antarctica War. Mr. Tenorio was strictly on the Revolutionaries' side, and was very vocal about it. Mr. Tenorio soon transformed into a celebrity and business icon, especially by 2000 when the USA was formed. It was then that tabloid news and paparazzi desperately tried to snoop into his life, to find that he was a major player with several girlfriends he met and dumped on a regular basis.

Donal Tenorio has always disliked X-Antibodies ever since they came about. He has stereotyped them as criminals and terrorists and does not believe that most of them can become productive members of society.

2016 Presidential Elections

After the Nightmare Epic, public distrust for X-Antibodies were at an all time high. While the antibodies had their sympathizers, others claimed that they couldn't be trusted due to their connection with Nightmare. Donal quickly took this opportunity to run a political campaign on the fears of the populace. Donal has stated that he will be tough on the X-Antibodies and will prevent any from entering the borders of the USA if he is president.

Donal recieved an endorsement form Mabel and the Mabel Mongrel Klan. Mabel is quoted as saying that Donal "Says what is on his mind, pulls no punches" and claims she has a very similar personality to him. When questioned in an interview about this Donal said ""I don't know anything about what you're even talking about with Mabel Mongrel Klan or Mabelism. I don't know -- did she endorse me, or what's going on? Because I know nothing about Mabel von Injoface."

Donal later claimed this was because of a bad hair ear piece.

About a few weeks after Donal lose the conservative party to Dave33333 by dropping out,, he announces he will return to the election "Bigger and Badder then Before". Unfortunately, he succesfully recieved campaigning rights and began to be a co-party nominee. This is the first time in election history that a party had two nominees, the other being Dave33333.

Appearance

Mr. Tenorio is an orange colored Macaroni Penguin, which is what his mother is. As a result, Mr. Tenorio is rather tall and is known for his distinct blonde comb-over on his head. It is unconfirmed whether or not it remains to be his real hair or a wig. Donal is also known for being very fat, and he always wears fancy suits wherever he goes in order to hide his obesity. Mr. Tenorio has, for all of his life, had a strange hatred for sunglasses, which has caused him to squint a lot.

Quotes

“	WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL! AND POLARIS IS GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL!	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	Joseph Crosby is a TOTAL lightweight! He should pull out of the race.	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	X-Antibodies...hate us!	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	I couldn't have made it this far without your! Support from penguins, puffles, smart people, dumb people! Especially dumb people! I love dumb people!	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	Yeah, I know that quote I posted on Chitter was from Whoot Smackler Whoot. It's a good quote. I want to be known for interesting quotes.	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	When I moved to South Pole City, My dad gave me a small loan of a million pebbles...	”
	— Donal Tenorio

“	Yes, I know that the Snowville Snowdown is using money against me. But I didn't say ice hockey IN GENERAL would nevermore exist in the Penguin world. In fact, my Vice President says that that should happenand I said "Oh, you are a bad vice president. Do something good for a change that makes you a good vice president."	”
	— Donal Tenerio

Trivia

• He is the owner of the multi-billion pebble Tenorio Confectionaries.
• This is a cross parody of Donald Trump and Juan Tenorio a character from the 17th century Spanish play, The Trickster of Seville and the Stone Guest.
• He just happens to have what many in political debates call "the worst catchphrase in existence"...

“	HOWZIT!	”
	— Donal Tenorio

• It is possible that he is more arrogant than MABEL.
• It's been uncovered that his family's last name was actually Dinar, but The Donal's father changed it to Tenorio.
• He does NOT have small flippers, and if any reporter says his flippers are small he will trace them on paper and mail them to them in a golden envelope. Every month.
• He is an avid Chitter user.

See Also

• USA Presidential Elections 2016

• South Pole City