Doors Vista

Doors Vista
Part of the Micro Hard and Soft family
Doomed forever...
Developer
Micro Hard and Soft
Releases
Release date	RTM: August 30, 2006 Retail: November 2, 2006 Template:Fact
Current version	3.0 (September 1, 2009) Template:Fact
Source model	Closed Source / Shared Source
Kernel type	Hybrid
Support status
Mainstream support
Further reading
Doors XP Doors Vista Doors 7 Bill Gate$ Penguin OS

Doors Vista (also known as Doors Problem is the worst operating system in the world. Even Mabel hates it. Bill Gate$ has been sued for making such a terrible operating system. Doors Vista is the operating system in-between Doors XP and Doors 7. This OS is just terrible. Because of how bad the OS is Bill Gate$ said that it wouldn't replace Doors XP. This operating system with Doors XP was eventually replaced by Doors 7.

Source Code

On November 27, 2010, some employee posted Vista' source code for booting up on Micro Hard and Softs' Website. It went as following:

/**
* (c) 2007 Micro Hard and Soft Corp.
* All rights reserved
*/

#include
#dos.h
#doors4me.h

class DoorsVista extends DoorsXP implements Nothing
{
     boolean beta = true;

     DoorsVista()
     {
          checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
          /** Ok. The weirdo seems to have some high end hardware.
           * Lets make his life miserable :D
           */
         
          runInternetExplorer5();
          displaynameasIntenretExplorer7();
     }


     void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
     {
     /*
     * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
     * we "fix" all the bugs
     */
          if((installedRam < 100TB) && (processorSpeed < 5TBz)) 
          {
MessageBox("Your system is trying to run some glass thingy.. oh yeah aero.");
     /*
     *That was a close one. You CANNOT let
     *them read Bill Gate$ diary. 
               WaitTillPoorPenguinReadsTheMessage();
               bsod();
          }
     }
OnReboot();
bsod();
OnReboot;
bsodagain();
RepeatLastUntilComputerExplodes();
If not exploded();
StartVista();

     void runInternetExplorer7()
     {
          IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
         
          ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
               + safari_features
               + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;
               + cause_incompatibility_issues
         
          ie7.run();
          WaitWhileThePoorPenguinooksAtTheNewInterface();
          bsod();

     }
OnReboot();
RepeatWhatHappenedonLastStartup();
     /**
      * return true when product is stable.
      */
     boolean isReadyForRelease()
     {
          int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 34578883838843891000937810139E+10372749017572918402
          int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600000000000;
          boolean readyForRelease = false;


          sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();

          while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
          {
               Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();

               fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
               fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();

               if(programmersAreNotSufficient)              
               {
                    hireFromXBOXDivision();
               }

               if(aMonthHasPassed)
               {
announce("Doors Vista has been delayed a month cuz we can't get Bill Gate$ diary outta here");
                    dropAFewFeatures();
                    totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10;
               }

/** Boss strictly told us that we should have WAY more than  7038882839102048837473920042984738294829019400 bugs
               * when we ship the item
               */
               if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- == 703832882849284372883929383829488284820200028474765637291004372804029473747809478890020475670000038484700)
                    return true;

          }

     }

     int main(void)
     {
          DoorsVista vista = new DoorsVista();
          vista.Doors4Me();
          return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
          SendMoneytoBillGates;
          SendMore;
     }

}

             AfterRebootorSuccessfulInstall();
           If succeeded;
           SendMoneyToBill();
           bsod();
next
           If error;
           DoNothing();
           IfNotCrashed();
           DoubleCheckLicenseKey;
           Repeat until bsod();

Trivia

• This was the only version of Doors Doorbell doesn't like.
• Zapwire thinks that any computer (including a pearintosh) running Doors OS Vista would only last for a couple of days and would get over 150 blue screens of death in their lifespan.