Evil Elves
| Elves | |
|---|---|
| An Elf | |
| Vital statistics | |
| Name | Elves |
| Type | Group |
| Location | Ed Island (biggest chapter), other places where items are gaurded |
| Head | Unknown |
| Job | Keeping penguins out of a mysterious forest |
| Members | Many Penguins |
| HQ | Unknown |
- NEVER to be confused with the totally good, not-evil toy-making employees of Santa Claus!
The Elves are a mysterious group of penguins trying to keep other penguins out of a section of forest on Ed Island. Like many other groups in Antarctica dedicated to protecting something, they are unlawful vigilantes with questionable agendas, shady practices, and extrajudicial punishment.
[edit] Description
The Elves first became known in 2002 when a group of hikers were ambushed by Eelves. They tried to run but only two of the five hikers made it out. The other three vanished. It is rumored that the elves are a secret group of everyday penguins hiding something HORRIBLE, deep within in the forest.
While most Elves exist on Ed Island, it is said that other chapters of this same group exist in assorted secluded areas all over Antarctica. These locations include around shrines for the Golden Waffle and the Regi Engines, near Zone's Fortress, in rural Lichenblossom, deep within the Dorkugese Jungle, and even the Clubb Phengin Weekee! All of them are dedicated to the protection of an item (or items) and to scare a poor victim half dead.
Through their mastery of fear and malice, the Elves are some of the most effective terrorists in Antarctica.
[edit] Trivia
- The Elves are a parody of the Gnomes from Tower Prep.
[edit] See Also
- Ed Island
- The Inquisition - another extremely shady vigilante group dedicated to "protecting morality" by torturing Un-CP goons.
- The Archet Rangers - a de facto police force of radical High Penguins attempting to stop the Happyface State from "corrupting" their area's High Penguin way of life.
- The Chicks Against Nocternal Sleep - an extremist faction of chicks dedicated to fighting curfew at any and all costs.