Emalf

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Emalf, or Emalfs are words that are said when in anger or in any other emotions which were created by the Slumolians of Slumolia. Many penguins say Emalfs when in stress aswell. They are said mostly in Slumolia, The Slums & Satellite City the most in UnitedTerra, and usually in Eastshield with all those aggressive penguins. Many good penguins do not like saying Emalfs, and many consider them rude. Some think they are "cool", but those are just Slumolians, Jerks & a few others. There are a near-dozen Emalfs, though they always expand through the years.

Background[edit]

Emalfs were originally started during the "Lynx Generation" (1998-2006) in UnitedTerra, just between the beginning & middle of when the UTR began. At first, nobody knew what they were until they were given a name, Emalfs. The Jerks liked these "emalfs", though they were not sure what they were, and were later on in the time of 2000 started in Antartica. The first word was "Whippersnaps", which is no longer used now, along with some other Emalfs that are now unused. After the Lynx Generation, more stronger words were created in the Terrain Day. They got more popular & spoken. Many Emalfs were created for things that penguins were against. Many were against Administrator Kai for not being sent to The Facility, and that Kalin was too evil and that he should of been sent to The Facility also. Some of these words against the two puffles were "Yellowlynx" & "Kaliival", but Ninjinian disapproved on Kalin being treated that way.

Emalf levels[edit]

In the past, when technology was very limited, this would turn up on television shows so any chicks present could leave the room. This is, however, no longer used, for the reason on the left.

There are three levels of Emalfs - Light Emalfs, Standard Emalfs and Strong Emalfs. The light ones are not too violent and rude and can be used in general. They are hardly used when in anger because they are not classified as a very violet Emalf, but can offend others (with little effect though). Standard Emalfs are a bit stronger than light ones. If these types of Emalfs are used in songs, then they are usually censored out - but not completely. If the Standard Emalf is a phrase, then only one to two words of the phrase will be blurted out. The most common effect to censor the words is distortion, which deteriorates the last couple of syllables of the word.

List of examples[edit]

Light Emalfs[edit]

  • "Yellow Snip"
  • "Whomping Link!"
  • "Eat Staples"
  • "Earmuffle melt"
  • "Stinky puffles"
  • "Yellow hair"
  • "For cookies sake!"
  • "Drink puffle bathwater!"
  • "Backwash odour"
  • "Ketchup & mustard!!"
  • "Facility lockdown!"
  • "Puffle O's"
  • "Stinky hydration!"
  • "Dirty gym socks!"
  • "Eat snow!"
  • "Snowy Underworld"
  • "Walrus L00LAGE"
  • "Nummy Cakes!"
  • "Weird Hibernation!"
  • "Wiguin!"

Standard Emalfs[edit]

  • "Allow it!"
  • "Flabberghastery!"
  • "Chuck!"

Strong Emalfs[edit]

Endemic Emalfs[edit]

Some characters have phrases used by no other.

Slidur[edit]

  • "For the heck of pie!"
  • "It's all about you!!"
  • "Snow dweller..."
  • "Can (penguin's name) even go somewhere?!?!?"
  • "THE RAM!GO!!!"


Professor Shroomsky[edit]

  • "'For gravy's sake..."
  • "Programmer only knows why..."
  • "Programmer forbid..."
  • "MERCIFUL GRAVY!"
  • "Mushroom sticks!"

Midas[edit]

Mabel[edit]

  • " !"
  • (Any combination of Unicode symbols)

Hat Pop[edit]

Tails6000[edit]

  • "What in the name of Mobius!"
  • "WHAT IN THE NAME OF KNOTHOLE!"
  • "Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"

Xorai[edit]

  • "Oh for the love of darkness!

Benny[edit]

  • "Tesla!"

Corai[edit]

  • "BEEZY!"
  • "AH, BEEZY!"

Drake[edit]

  • "Be quiet for the name of Tesla!"

Doctor Surray[edit]

Willie Watt[edit]

  • "Why in the whole entire cake did this have to happen?!"

Kwiksilver[edit]

12yz12ab[edit]

Explorer[edit]

Fred[edit]

Akbaboy[edit]

Brown51brown[edit]

  • "Flappering fort-sticks!"
  • "Plastic periwinkles..."

Dan[edit]

  • "Who Haw What Now?"
  • "Crud Monkeys"
  • "SWEET BENNY IN PAJAMAS!"
  • "That Big 'Ol Sweet Iced Teaaaaaa!"
  • "SWEET BOF IN THE SKY!"
  • "Holy Wikia above!"

Metalmanager[edit]

  • "What in the name of pancakes?
  • "What the waffle?
  • "Good claude!

Austin[edit]

  • "DANGIT!"
  • "DRAT!"
  • "Darnit."
  • "BLAST IT!"

LuXerra[edit]

  • "Blastin' off again."
  • "Oh chizz."

Dota[edit]

  • "Oh puffling...."

Dark Lorgas[edit]

  • "Eragh,For Phaaze's Sake!"
  • "SWEET MOTHER OF PHAZON!"
  • "CORRUPTION TIME!"
  • "Corrupt..."
  • "WHY YOU LITTLE $$##@$#$#$%!!!"

Rocket Slug[edit]

  • "For creepy Grimom's sake..."
  • "SWEET PURPLE ACNE!"
  • "What the knife and spoons...?"
  • "That's crazy, like me dancin' with a giant D'rector Benny while Madame Lala plays the chair!"
  • "Oh, servers!"
  • "HOLY RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!"
  • "What the Wiki?"

Agent Meltie[edit]

  • "TONGUE-TIED RAINBOW PUFFLES!"
  • "Holy canned bread!"
  • "For the love of the dark and crazy universe!"
  • "JOHNNY THE GRAVE-DIGGER!"
  • "EVACUATE THE DANCE FLOOR!"

TurtleShroom[edit]

  • "BUSH VERSUS GORE!"
  • "By Karl Rove's scandal..."
  • "For the love of Dick Cheney..."
  • "CONSARN IT!"
  • "WEENIE HUT DERRICK!"
  • "By Dick Cheney's shotgun..."
  • "For the sake of all things good and decent..."
  • "OH SWEET GRAVY ABOVE!
  • "Oh Cheney..."
  • "By Dick Cheney's mother..."
  • "JUMPING JEHOSEPHAT."
  • "Merciful Huckabee..."
  • "OH MERCY!"
  • "GUANTANAMO!"

Sancho Monte Captio[edit]

  • "MAYDAY!"
  • "In the name of THOSE BLOODY RED CONSERVATIVES...."
  • "BY JET FUEL!"
  • "Dang it."
  • "Sweet Obama, what has happened?"
  • "OH MY GRUMMAN."
  • "Blasted penny-pinching CONSERVATIVES!"

Amigopen[edit]

  • "****!" (These are not always the same length)
  • "CRAPPYPANTS!"

Flywish[edit]

  • "Well I'll be taking this world by the beak!"
  • "Oh for the love of spaghetti!"
  • "BLOODY GINO!"
  • "What the puff?"
  • "BOB SAGET!"

Welcome00[edit]

Agent Rogue Tvarkov[edit]

  • "ASTERISK!"
  • "I'M GOING TO MAROON YOU TWERPS IN MADAGASCAR!"
  • "Redcoats..."
  • "You (insert whatever insult Rogue can think of)!"

Osheco[edit]

  • "What the ampersand!"
  • "Of all at-signs!"
  • "YOU CRAZY WHITE HOODIES!"

Becky Nivaj[edit]

  • "Oh my gosh, are you serious?"
  • "Aw crap!"
  • "@#$% you!"
  • "Darn that stupid, stupid Kai Hills!"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "Loser!"
  • "Shut up!"
  • "@*&^!"
  • "What a load of crap!"
  • "Are you freaking stupid?!"
  • "Darn it!"

Mr Cow2[edit]

  • "CHEESE SAUCE!"
  • "Well, Doy!"

Mcdonalds394[edit]

  • ⎳ ⎲ +=-!$#%!
  • In the name of...
  • BY THE NAME OF MARY!
  • BY THE NAME OF BILLYBOB OUT SORVEIGN!

Mark Yslenski[edit]

  • You uncultured swine!
  • Imbecile!
  • Scumbag!
  • Impudent Fool!
  • Are you challenged, idiot?!

Snow[edit]

  • Why you little...!
  • By the Pyramids of Heat Islet, you're going down!
  • Do you have a problem?!?
  • Why is your misery so hilarious?!?
  • Did that just happen?
  • You and that cranky crab need anger management.
  • YOU FOOL...!
  • The shivering ice of Frosted Islet shall freeze you solid!
  • WHAT KINDA FOOL DO YOU THINK I AM?!? *sighs*
  • This isn't an arcade, for the last time!
  • You're just as bad as the evil citizen!
  • How could you DO such a thing?!?
  • Aaugh! That's ENOUGH OUTTA YOU!
  • What the fuzzballs?
  • OH MY WHAT, WHAT IS THAT?
  • You are nothing! Worthless! You hear that?
  • Shh! Do you hear that? It's the sound of me slapping you to the ends of Antarctica.

Wikipenguino45[edit]

  • "Aw, crumbs..."
  • "What in burnt waffles is going on here!?"
  • "IN THE NAME OF SAINT VIRREX..."
  • "DANG IT!"
  • "Sweet Snowzer Cheese!"
  • "Oh, for laughing out loud..."
  • "What the phreak!?"
  • "Great fourth walls..."

Quackerpingu[edit]

  • "QUACK!"

Teletron[edit]

  • You IDIOT.
  • YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD HAVE A POW-WOW WITHOUT INVITING ME?
  • I'll show you all the real meaning of this world... one day.
  • GAAAAAAHHHHHH!
  • By the power of purity...
  • Golly! THAT'S RIGHT...
  • No one can save you now...! Ha ha ha ha...

SnoX[edit]

  • For CRYING OUT LOUD, FREAKS!
  • lol whatever
  • This is the thanks I get?!?
  • I'LL ALLOW IT!

Radioactivechicken[edit]

Robert Winston[edit]

  • "Oh BRIGANDS!"
  • "BURNT SQUID!"
  • "ONION PICKLE!"
  • "@#$%^!"
  • "*@#$%^!"

Notable Emalfers[edit]

Penghis probably says one Emalf while slapping a penguin with a fish!

Says them all the time ....

A lot, but with an addition of "d'innit" & his slangish accent.

Even Shroomsky uses them? O_O

Oh he just can't even stop using them. His ones are no use though, so don't take any offence on them ;).

They can't stop using them!

She uses them when aggravated, and surprised.

Uses them in almost all of his songs; he is well-known for using emalfs.

He often uses them.

He uses relatively strong ones. (Dont worry! They're rare... and naïve.)

He can't help using them. He's always making a mistake whilst making toppings, and if not, he's in a bad mood. If not that, there isn't enough ingredients to make toppings.

Trivia[edit]

  • The name of these phrases were originally supposed to be called "Flames".
  • "Emalf" is actually "Flame" spelt backwards.

See also[edit]