Evil Pengy

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Evil Pengy

A bit chubby, eh? Well, don't say that. FEAR HIM!
Born Antarctica
Residence Lair of Evilosity
Nationality Antarctic
Ethnicity Little Penguin
Occupation Criminal and leader of the Evilositian Army
Years active 2005-present
Employer Self-employed
Height 5.3 feet
1.0 feet (before transformation)
Weight A lot...
Known for Committing tons of crimes
Opponent(s) Pretty much everyone

Evil Pengy is a villain who is constantly committing crimes around Antarctica, most notably banning attempts and vandalism. He usually fails when banning and only succeeded a few times. He also likes to commit petty crimes and prank people as well. He has been sent to jail many times but somehow is never in there for very long. He does harm to both good people AND bad people, which was at the time unthinkable. His criminal record is very long and extensive, and some people have joked that you would have to cut down an entire forest to print the whole thing.

History[edit]

A life of crime[edit]

Nobody knows who Evil Pengy is, why he turned to a life of crime, or why his name is so stupid. Common theories include a bad childhood, brainwashing, and doing it "just because". What is known about Evil Pengy's past is that he hatched at some point in the history of the universe. In 2004 he built the Lair of Evilosity in preparation for his life of crime and hired Wary. His first criminal act was stealing a large pizza with anchovies and shrimp on it from the Pizza Parlor at the beginning of 2005.

Since then, he's been traveling around Antarctica and ruining people's days. Among his many crimes include banning attempts, vandalism, theft, kidnapping, pelting unsuspecting penguins with random objects, and shaving people bald.

On January 7, 2010, Evil Pengy broke out of jail after being arrested for previous crimes. He immediately began pranking people, and then got back up to his old banning antics. He was captured by various forces 4 more times that day, including by Corai, who planned to feed him to a shark, but gave him to a Mwa Mwa Penguin as a petguin instead. He escaped a week later, but is now terrified of Mwa Mwas. He later wrote a book about these events called Why would January 7, 2010 be my worst day?. He was swiftly sued by Laua Auza and all copies of his new book were burned.

When the PSA was destroyed by an explosion of popcorn by Herbert P. Bear, Evil Pengy went to the Ski Village as soon as he heard and danced around in the popcorn, before some EPF agents came out of the Sports Shop and he ran away. The entire incident was recorded by a nearby penguin, who thought it was funny and uploaded it to WaddleTube. The video quickly went viral, and Evil Pengy has been attempting to get it taken down with bogus copyright claims ever since, with no success.

In the summer of 2012, Evil Pengy was captured by the EPF after being caught pouring the entirety of the ketchup and mustard bottles into the coffee machine. He was paired up with Parf and remained in jail for nearly a year until escaping at the end of June 2013.

Creation of the Evilositian Army[edit]

On June 28th, 2013, Evil Pengy escaped EPF custody and created the Evilositian Army in an attempt to destroy Shops Island. They failed on Shops, but had a more prolonged conflict on Chill Island thanks to their virtually nonexistent military.

Personality[edit]

Although Evil Pengy seems incapable of experiencing any positive emotions, he's really just grumpy most of the time. He has a very large, but delicate, ego. Because of this, he is very sensitive when anyone points out something negative about him, like his weight (he is overweight, but not fat), any mention of his height before the transformation, and his terrible drawing skills. He also likes being in charge and refuses to work for anyone else, and often mistreats his own allies and employees.

Equipment[edit]

Evil Pengy's primary weapons are Wary's Bombs of Trolling, which he keeps plenty of in his backpack at all times.

He also has his own blimp which he uses to get around Antarctica and terrorize its citizens. It's not very subtle and has been confiscated by various governments many times, forcing Evil Pengy to go on a recovery mission. He refuses to leave it behind and replace it because he's still paying it off.

Trivia[edit]

  • He encountered Mabel once but he hid in the nearest trash can.
  • He used to be really short, but forced Wary to make a potion, which he drank so he could tower over his new minion.
  • Nobody knows what his real name is, and some people have decided to make really weird theories about what it is.