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Their logo as drawn horribly by Evil Pengy
|Foundation||June 30, 2013|
|Job||Miscellaneous mischief making|
|Members||Parf, Wary, Chibi Pengu, Sir Puffley, Count Candula, Mailman X, Señor Enchilada, The Juicer, Scrubby, Sparkly Applesauce|
|Headquarters||Lair of Evilosity|
to listen to the Evilositian Army's theme!
The Evilositian Army is an "army" consisting of various supervillains (and not so supervillains) commanded by Evil Pengy, with the intent of carrying out his evil deeds and hopefully one day taking over Antarctica. They were founded after his escape from the Elite Penguin Force in 2013. Although officially an army, it's more just a group of supervillains teaming up to cause trouble.
After committing mostly petty crimes ever since the beginning of his criminal career in 2005, after breaking out of jail in 2013, Evil Pengy decided to do some serious damage. To show the world that he was back in action, he planned to destroy Shops Island, although after Wary's nuke was a failure, he decided to take it over instead and created his "army" to accomplish his goal. Parf tagged along, even though Evil Pengy didn't really like him, while Wary and Chibi Pengu were forced to join at ban-point. He then got to work recruiting other villains, although only a few actually joined. Afterwards, they stupidly launched their attack on Shops Island, and briefly took over one of their independent states, Chill Island.
In October 2017, the army went to Eastshield in an attempt to capture the Clubb Phengin Weekee's beloved mascot Kermit and ransom him back to the administration. They made the mistake of severely underestimating him, and were easily fought off. Unfortunately, the Weekee was heavily damaged by their Bombs of Trolling in the process.
In June 2018, Evil Pengy mobilized the army to lead an assault on Acadia with eggs and cheese. They flew fighter jets custom made and tested all year by Wary, personally led by Evil Pengy. During the assault, Mailman X, Sir Puffley, The Juicer, and Scrubby were shot down, and Parf crashed his fighter. The five were captured by the Acadian army to go on trial.
The army's primary weapons are the Bombs of Trolling. Wary also invents other weapons from time to time, which usually don't function that well.
They also occasionally make use of Count Candula's cursed candies.
Evil Pengy, large and in charge
Parf, resident annoyance
Wary, unwilling inventor
Chibi Pengu, just sort of there
Count Candula, eccentric candy maker
Señor Enchilada, the taco guy
The Juicer, culinary catastrophe
Scrubby, penguin of soap
Sparkly Applesauce, kind of nauseating actually
Radztur, the guy with an eyepatch
Henchman, Radztur's, uh, henchman
WATuDOIN, dude with a balloon
Notta Secretagent, totally not a secret agent
- While preparing to go to battle, they wear shower caps as an inside joke.
- The army is sometimes referred to as "Unorganized Crime".