Fooly Right Back Atcha!: Fooly comes to crappy town

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EscarBOI: SireBOI, don't you think you're going a BOIt too far?


Boss XeXeXe: I'm through with that meddlin' Fooly always stealin' mah cheese!


EscarBOI: It was only that one time, SireBOI.


Boss XeXeXe: Imma order up a monster from Darktan Enterprises! I heard their monstas PWN!


(monitor cutscene and crap)


Customer Service: How can I help you, Boss XeXeXe?


Boss XeXeXe: I NEED A MONSTA TO CLOBBER DAT DERE FOOLY!


Customer Service: That's what we do best at DTE.


EscarBOI: You BOItter get it with a money BOI guarantee!


(Trumpet solo)


FOOLY! (Right back at ya!)


(Now the actual RP begins)


Years earlier


Just a normal penguin called Justa Normalpenguin woke up to the sound of screaming and munching.


Justa: What's happening?


Running out to the door of his house, he saw it. A giant Cheesecraker Puffle, attacking sheep puffles. If sheep puffles exist.


Justa: (stock screaming sound effect)


On a Lucky Confetti Star, we see Fooly riding in the night sky.


Fooly: ZzZzZ...


When suddenly, the Lucky Confetti Star goes haywire, sending Fooly crashing into Tutupie Town...


At XeXeXe's Mansion, a mob of angry townsfolk complain about the monstrous puffle.


EscarBOI: Monster? There's no monster in this castle!


Rose: Yes! We saw it! It was big and ate everything in sight!


EscarBOI: That's BOIss XeXeXe!


XeXeXe: (laughter) Ain't no monster here! Just my new pet Puffa, Majora!


Majora is in a cage. He looks about normal size and is knawing on a bone.


XeXeXe: Now go back to your miserable lives!


Rosie: Something's going on around here...


Cooly: I bet XeXeXe has something to do with this.


Spi: Perhaps we should ask Pancae for help.



Pancae: Tell me citizens of Tutupie, for what purpose have you come to consult me?


Spi: We seek your wisdom and knowledge, Pancae! For three nights a giant monster has been stealing our sheep!


Fobby: And it's robbing me of my beauty sleep!


Rosie: Please tell us where the monster is, and how we can stop it!


Pancae: Look it up.


(They do.)