Ford Car's Funeral
|This tale has been told! It's done!|
|Ford Car's Funeral|
R.I.P Ford Car
|Participants||Everyone who attended|
|Date||July 16, 2010|
|Location||Club Penguin City|
Bells ring, Penguins start coming and bringing flowers, penguins crying, and Dancing Penguin cries. Everyone shows up and silence starts.
The casket team, provided by the ACP saluted Ford Car's remains and went to withdraw Ford Car's flag-draped coffin from the caisson drawn by magical puffles. Everyone in the EPF and the former PSA saluted Ford Car's remains as it passed by. The pallbearers placed the coffin on the mockup wirh absolute precision, and lifted the flag from the coffin stead fast.
"We are here today to say goodbye to beloved PSA agent, Ford Car." says P.O.P.E He then continues, "Ford Car has brought excitement, happiness, and has saved Club Penguin Island many times and will dearly be missed, anyone who wants to make a speech, please come up here."
"I will make a speech!" says Dancing Penguin. He continues "Ford Car is my brother, I will miss him dearly! And he died before my birthday party started! I cried and cried after he died so I will never forget him!"
G then comes up to make a speech. "Ford Car has helped us PSA agents more than you can expect, we should have never caught Link without Ford Car. Ford Car will dearly be missed."
Johnathan Wolfhunter and Austin8010 then approach. They're both crying. Both of them can be heard whispering to themselves "be a man". Austin and Johnathan made a speech together and spoke at the same time.
"We once worked with Ford Car. He was great company, both in friendship and as an agent. We will all miss him".
Flywish then comes up to the stand very upset.
"Ford Car was a great PSA agent and a great penguin. He died so he could save his brother. So he should be rewarded and praised for the fine work he's done with Club Penguin. Without Ford Car, Link would never be caught and the EPF/PSA would never be what it is today." Flywish walked back to his seat with tears staining his ninja mask.
"I never worked him although he said hi to me. He was a great agent and was able to bring justice across Antarctica. We all miss him". He then walked away.
"Please rise for the PSA honors, to be rendered by the ACP Honor Guard." An agent said.
First was the three-volley salute.
"Standby...FACE!" The officer commanded, to take the stance and aim their rifles.
"Ready...aim...FIRE!" The firing party fired the bullet into the sea.
"Ready...aim...FIRE!" More bullets in the sea.
"Ready...aim...FIRE!" Glad that was over.
"Ready...present arms!" The firing party saluted the remains, the casket team saluted, but the bugler did not. He instead played a very solemn and sad version of Taps.
"You may now be seated."
The band played Also Sprach P. Benzin. Dancing Penguin watched as they meticulously folded the flag of Antarctica in a slow manner. When they were finished folding, they put his propellor cap on the flag.
An agent genuflected to him, and said "On behalf of the Penguin Secret Agency, the Elite Penguin Force, the moderators of Club Penguin Island, and the Universal Bureau of Fictitious Literature, I present to you the colors that Ford Car fought upon and was draped upon him."
Dancing Penguin sobbed, "Thank you..."
The agent stood up and then saluted for 5 seconds. He lowered his salute, and then the honor team returned to their stations.
Many people, in and outside of Antarctica were deeply saddened when most heard the news that Ford Car had died. A sizable number of people held gatherings to celebrate his life. The most famous of these was a short remembrance before a medical scientists' seminar, ironically, commemorating a miraculous medicine that could instantly warm up the body, potentially alleviating hypothermia. The final prototype had been completed the day before Ford Car had died, most heartbreakingly so.
A scientist walked in. There was a memorial before they started the day.
"Do you know his cause of death, crying penguins?" The scientist said.
"Yes, we all do," said they.
"Ah, this, in the case, must be hypothermia and drowning. These two if combined can be deadly. He had to die because he would go to jail of he did not. We were split into two teams-one for the stopping of police, another for the inspection of his body. So, what is the moral?"
The penguins said, "Do not swim too much."
"That's the spirit, penguins. Never, ever swim for extended periods of time, as you could've drowned. (Turns to Ford Car) Ford Car, you shall be ashamed for breaking this moral. (Turns back to penguins) Now, I told you to be careful, OK?"
The penguins nodded.
"Please help me by listening. Thank you." Then, the scientist turned to a picture of Ford Car, gave him a guide on how to swim including precautions and medicine, and walked away. As he gave the medicine, the penguins continued crying.
- Dancing Penguin
- Frank Chevrolet
- Gary the Gadget Guy
- Jonathan Wolfhunter
- Mayor McFlapp
- P.O.P.E. P. Benzin
Ford Car's Funeral, his last breath.