Glitterpants

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Glitterpants
Glitterpants.png
The diva has arrived.
Profile
Title The Glam King
Gender Male
Race Yellow Unicorn Puffle
Location Puffle Wild, Club Penguin, USA
Occupation Singer, diva
Height 3 Feet
Nationality Puffle Wildian
Interests Singing
Friends Rabbit Puffles and other Diva Puffles
Enemies Penguins who hate his diva overload


Glitterpants (real name John Mike Glitterpants) is one of the only talking puffles from Puffle Wild. He was discovered by the Club Penguin community in November 2014, and since then he has been trying to make his big break as a superstar. He has made a hit song, titled "Awesome to be rare". He has been known to be a complete snob, as he isn't the only rare puffle out there, but he loves to pretend he is. He is only 15, so he is trying to get famous quickly.

History[edit]

Glitterpants was born to two black and white Unicorn Puffles in the then small Puffle Wild tribe on Club Penguin, sometime in 2001. On that day, nobody knew that he would be the 10th Yellow Unicorn Puffle, as they were very rare at the time. He was part of a prophecy which goes like this -

The first Yellow Unicorn shall be very handosme, the second Yellow Unicorn shall be successful, the third one shall be an excellent baker, the fourth will be let into the clouds, the fith shall dig for gold, the sixth will love to go cart-racing, the seventh will have superpowers, the eighth will be good at typing, the ninth will be a boss in a factory and the tenth will be...snobby.

Alas, Glitterpants was the tenth Unicorn Puffle, and as the prophecy said, he was snobby and needed attention all the time. When he entered Primary Puffle School, he was on the back of the class as he was so snobby. It was then when he just used his family name, Glitterpants, as an official name. He didn't get a very high IQ when he entered the Grand Puffle Wild University. When he was there, he met a group of white Rabbit Puffles, who were also snobs. He then escaped from University to the leader of the Snobby White Puffle's house, so he can make a music video saying that he is rare. His first set of lyrics for the song were -

Glitterpants:

Myths say my tears heal terrible wounds
I'll save you from a fall off a cliff
That I can't be caught from!
And no. I'm not a Narwhal.


So it's finally time for my fame
Did you know I can freeze time?
A unicorn is better than a Blue Screen Of Death!
Yeah, I'm pretty rare
And here's my debut, debut


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

Debut, debut, debut


Glitterpants:

I will amaze you, amaze you


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

Amaze you, amaze you


Glitterpants:

I'm a powerhouse of farts shaped like hearts
It's awesome to be rare


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

It's awesome to be rare!


Glitterpants:

And here's my grand debut
Look at how grand I'm adorned with yellow
I'm a Wild Yellow Puffle unicorn
Let's talk about my horn
It's stronger than steel
More gorgeous than gems
It could even break a skyscraper
Who's the rarest of all them puffles?
I'm sure we'll be good friends, fantastic friends!


So here I am on a stage!
Take a picture if you want
I'm all about my yellow hair
Let's talk about my yellow hair
Made of pure rainbow sheens which I dyed yellow
I can't help it - Don't be jealous about my hair and horn, it's the yellow unicorn genes!


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

And here's his debut, debut


Glitterpants:

I'm so amazing that even Roger Lopez wouldn't stand a chance against me!


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

I will amaze you, amaze you


Glitterpants:

I'm much gorgeous than a purple diva puffle!
I'm such a mythical, please don't stare at me like that!
It's awesome to be rare


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

It's awesome to be rare!
And here's his debut, debut


Glitterpants:

You tell them, team!


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

I will amaze you, amaze you


Glitterpants:

(NEIGH!)
I'm a powerhouse of farts shaped like hearts
It's awesome to be rare


Snobby White Rabbit Puffle choir:

It's awesome to be rare!


Glitterpants (just speaking now):

Ah, It's the best to be the rarest of them all. (Neigh!)



He wasn't satisfied on the first lyrics because "It didn't make me sound famous and cool enough" so he decided to make a new set of them. He was much more satisfied with his new lyrics, so he decided to publish it on PengTube so he can get more than 50,00 likes.

For all who want to see it, here is his music video.

Oh, you snob!

His carreer is now singing, be taken as pictures, dancing, acting like a snob, visiting from door to door to give autographs and making new videos. In the year 2030, he will be a very famous superstar, but with money problems.

Trivia[edit]

  • He is the first puffle to ever speak in a viable language (i.e. English) in Canon Club Penguin, or in his case, sing.
  • Natasha hates him for being so snobby.