| HappyWalrus
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| Title
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The Happiest Walrus Alive
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| Gender
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Male
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Walrus
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Walrus Crime Ring
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| Health
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100%
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Level 10 Freak
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Phreak...WITH A SMILE!
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HappyWalrus is a Walrus that is always happy. He has a trademark permanent grin.
[edit] Background
It is unknown how HappyWalrus got his scars. Some say he did it himself. Some say its a tattoo. But what everybody knows, is how scary it is. The permanent grin has put victims frozen, afraid of what the grinning walrus would do. Most of his victims go insane, screaming about the evil smile.
HappyWalrus never blinks, which makes it even more scary.
Currently, HappyWalrus is the torture expert in the Walrus Crime Ring, by staring with his blood-red eyes, and with his never-ending grin.
BEWARE!
[edit] Involvement
HappyWalrus has tortured almost 500 penguins. Another way he tortures people is hacking into their computers, and replacing the screen with a picture with a picture of him. It can only stop if the penguin throws the computer away. It is also proven that it can be fixed if the penguin pecks the space bar.
[edit] Trivia
- HappyWalrus lives away from the Walrus Warehouse, and if he is too come over there, he must wear a mask, since all the other walri are afraid of him.
| Mighty Tusk King: Walrus (character)
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| Elite Squad: Walrus1, Walrus2, Walrus3, Nuke Walrus, Mister Walrus, WalrusDidKhanzem, WALRI, SuperNinjaWalrus
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| Parents: Big Momma Walrus, Big Daddy Walrus
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| Officers: Sanitypenguinreturns, Karpolo McWalrus, Walrus9000, Walrus8, Walrus McManager, KhanzemWasFunny, SuperWalrus, WalrusWhoEnjoysDetergent, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, YourAverageWalrusN00b, StrangeTroll-likeName
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| Support Staff: Herman Munster (Medic), Walrus12 (Dentist), WalruswhowentROFLCOPTER (Pilot), Roflolandcheese (Cafeteria Worker), HappyWalrus (Chief Torturer), Ha123456789 (Bomber), Hall Мoderαтor (Hall Monitor)
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| Henchmen: WalrusMinion, WalrusBack, Walrus4, WalrusWhoFindsMoneyInOddPlaces, THAT'S MY CAR, YoungWalrus, OldManWalrus, KewelWalrus
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| BANISHED: TheWalrusWasPaul, Walrus101, Exile1, Tony Tushks, Sk8itbot, Gatah teh Walrus, WalrusSeal, WalrusWithAnOverlyLongTitleThatNeverEnds, WhereIsWalrus, MimeTheWalrus, Iron Walrus
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| Allies: Leopard Seals
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| Neutral Walri:Walrus8, Walrus9000, WillTrollForBooty, Walrus of Jonas, WALRUS WITH BIG LETTERS, FlubberButt
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| Items and Locations: Spam Bombs, Walrus Warehouse, CONVERT TO WALRISM, It's Snowing Anthrax, Walrus Radio, EXPECT SEALS, EXPECTSEALS Ditto Nuke, Old Abandoned Telenacle, F0()rTh [email protected], Walrus 'R' Us, All Scan Incident
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| Allies: The Electrotails, Electrotail SupperEmo
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| Wanabees and Rivals: Raptor Crime Ring, Annon Hackers Team, Walrus Resistance, Ghoat Crime Ring, Polar Bear Resistance Ring
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