Herbert P. Bear
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Don't let the novelty effect fool you. He's actually a threat and seems to love arson.
Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire|
December 24, 1988
North Pole, Arctic Kingdom
|Residence||Club Penguin Island|
|Other names||Herbert P. Bear|
|Citizenship||United States of Antarctica (technically)|
|Years active||Mid-2000s - present|
|Height||Approx. 6' 2" (extremely short for a polar bear)|
|Weight||250 kg (skinny for a polar bear because he only eats vegetables)|
|Known for||Well known criminal throughout Antarctica.|
|Spouse(s)||Herbette B. Bear (girlfriend)|
Hubert P. Bear|
|Relatives||See Herbert's Family|
Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire is an infamous localized villain of Club Penguin Island who absolutely despises penguins. He has his little buddy with him, a crab he calls Klutzy. Klutzy is a very dumb crab, yet most penguins believe that this crab is the crab that flooded the island during The Water Party. His ego harkens memories of Mabel, and he is certainly full of himself. He tries to destroy pretty much any island he comes across.
On December 24, 1988, Martha Percival Bear gave birth to two male cubs. She and her husband Hubert soon named the twins Herbert and Jobert. In 1990 when Herbert and Jobert were still considered cubs (like penguin toddlers), their parents founded Cublix due to their beliefs that meat should not be eaten. After they founded Cublix, they were banned from the North Pole by the Polar Bear Council because of their "insane ideals", but Herbert and his siblings were forced to stay in the North Pole and grow up without their parents. Hubert Jr became the "alpha bear" of the group, and was forced to raise himself and his siblings because he was the oldest. He did his best to raise all of his siblings and continue their parents beliefs about not eating meat. Unfortunately, nobody ever thought to teach Herbert how to swim.
In the mid-2000s, the grumpy lonely Herbert decided he wanted to be a farmer so he could grow his own food. So he hopped on an iceberg trying to look for a more tropical climate (since vegetables won't grow in the arctic). However, he went into hibernation and by the time he woke up he was lost.
He was trying to figure out where he was when he accidentally "tipped his iceberg". Wonder how he did that? He crashed on Club Penguin Island. He there met a crab he soon liked and named Klutzy. Klutzy now goes everywhere with Herbert. Soon he discovered penguins on the island. He disliked them very much. So, he did many things, but the PSA agents have stopped him every time. Sometime after, he discovered puffles. He would somtimes think about using the puffle fur as a source of warmth.
Herbert's dastardly plans actualy cumulated in the distruction of the PSA and its absorption into the EPF. When the merged agency chased him down for a second attempt at detainment, he had a much larger plan.
Herbert also successfully overthrew Club Penguin Island during Operation Blackout using a solar laser and crowned himself "Illustrious Leader Supreme" of the island. During his 3-week reign, he overtook the Club Penguin Times and turned it into Herbert's Sexy Newspaper. He was later foiled by some EPF agents who ended up destroying his solar laser.
 Herbert's Revenge
--Spoiler warning! Plot and/or ending details follow!--
Now abck with and laden with rage, Herbert plotted to harness the ice of the Ice Rink- unbreakable and incapable of melting due to it being frozen almost to absolute zero -to form a giant magnifying glass in order to concentrate the what little sunlight basked onto CP into a death laser aiming to melt the snow off the island.
Herbert, however, failed to think about rising sea levels. The ice did melt, but it sprang a huge geyser, heated to the point of surging by the concentrated rays of light, which rained meltwater all over the island. As water poured into the vast cave networks and cracks left by the Festival of Flight, Club Penguin itself literally began to tip as its bedrock gave way on the left side of the island (near the Lighthouse). Thinking quickly, an Agent at the advice of Dot capitalized on Noobish fangirls and fanboys by dressing as Rockhopper and Sensei, and then crossdressing as Cadence to lead them to the other side of the island to temporarily slow the sinking.
Herbert, meanwhile, collided with his own geyser and became stuck in the cables of the Ski Hill chairlifts. Through guilt trips, mercy, and pressure to let him drown, the same Agent forced Herbert to join sides with his enemies. With this help, Herbert managed to drop a twelve foot statue of himself, cast in solid imported white marble onto the hole to plug it. It was sealed with permafrost and the island was thrown into a second Water Party in a masterful cover up to hide the truth from non-agents.
Herbert got away.
 Club Herbert and Operation: Blackout
|Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire|
|Illustrious Leader Supreme|
of Club Penguin Island
|A crudely photoshopped image of Herbert taking over the Night Club.|
|Reign||15 November - 4 December, 2012 (20 days)|
|Coronation||15 November 2012|
|Full name||Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire: Illustrious Leader Supreme of Club Penguin Island|
|Born||24 December 1988)|
|Birthplace||North Pole, Arctic Kingdom|
|Died||Not yet, unfortunately|
|Predecessor||None (technically Billybob, Mayor of Club Penguin)|
|Successor||None (Billybob again, for a month)|
|Royal House||House of Herbert (not an official monarchy line, just made up by Herbert)|
|Royal motto||Enjoy it before I destroy it|
|Father||Hubert Percival Bear|
From Herbert's escape from hibernation in January 2012 until October 2012, he tried to find a new base and make a plan of attack against the wretched penguins of Club Penguin Island. He decided that since penguins like the cold so much, he was going to give them more than they can stand. How, you ask? With a high frequency infrared reversion laser of course! In fact, he actually asked Gary how to build one under the alias Hubert P. Enguin (in the Club Penguin Times advice column). In November, his plan began when he kidnapped Gary on November 7th (with the help of the Snoss Secret Service).
After Herbert forced Gary to make the "final perfections" on his device (which took a week because of Herbert's horrendous design), which he dubbed the "Solar Laser", he froze Gary in a cryogenic tube in his "control room" to serve as a frozen trophy forever along with the other agents he would soon capture. After the laser was built and Gary was frozen, he began the ultimate takeover of Club Penguin Island. He started off by having his crab army plant a forest-worth of genetically altered palm trees (that grew in the cold rather than normal warm weather, and grew to full height in a few hours), and building his residence which contained Gary and the Solar Laser. After he started up the Solar Laser, frightening penguins across the island, he officialized the Island as Club Herbert and himself as "Illustrious Leader Supreme" after he and the Snoss Secret Service planted a few bombs in the Everyday Phoning Facility. The Elite Penguin Force agents on Club Penguin, now without a base, a kidnapped Gary and everyone on the Island in a panic, knew they couldn't take on Herbert directly and instead opted on comforting the citizens of the island (while the director secretly sent some of the top agents on the island into Herbert's lair).
- Herbert is actually a vegetarian.
- Klutzy is the crab that we're pretty sure flooded the island during the Water Party.
- It is rumored that Herbert Horror is his brother, but they both deny it.
- It's rather odd why Herbert craves more heat. Most polar bears have thick fur and fat to shield them from the cold. In fact, they often have to get in the water to cool off. Some scientists theorize that Herbert's hippie diet is the leading reason why his fat can't keep him warm.
- The fact that he can't swim doesn't help.
- Once, he started to help the penguins. However,on the same day, his hot air balloon went out of control.
- Herbert can't swim. Most polar bears are gifted in this talent. Ha ha.
- Herbert is, in fact, extremely multi-lingual. He is fluent in English, crab (understanding Klutzy's clicking perfectly), and, apparently, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, and Russian.
- He took over the island with a laser in Operation:Blackout but was tied by an agent in a suit.
See main article: Herbert's Family
Herbert has a brother named Jobert. He is not evil, but he helps Herbert build things like the Wood Chopper and G's Electromagnet 3000. If you meet a black puffle in the wilderness it's probably Jobert's puffle. He will do things which help you. Herbert also has a good friend in Guinny the Yeti.
Herbert and Guinny.