Herbert P. Bear

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Herbert
Born Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire
December 24, 1988 (1988-12-24) (age 28)
North Pole, Arctic Kingdom
Residence Club Penguin Island
Other names Herbert P. Bear
Citizenship United States of Antarctica (technically)
Occupation Arsonist, villain, temporary dictator, temporary Sith lord
Years active Mid-2000s - present
Height Approx. 6' 2" (extremely short for a polar bear)
Weight 250 kg (skinny for a polar bear because he only eats vegetables)
Known for Well known criminal throughout Antarctica.
Title Esquire
Spouse(s) Herbette P. Bear (girlfriend)
Partner Klutzy
Parents Hubert P. Bear
Martha P. Bear
Relatives See Herbert's Family
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Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire is an infamous localized villain of Club Penguin Island who absolutely despises penguins. He has his little buddy with him, a crab he calls Klutzy. Klutzy is a very dumb crab, yet most penguins believe that this crab is the crab that flooded the island during The Water Party. His ego harkens memories of Mabel, and he is certainly full of himself. He tries to destroy pretty much any island he comes across (except for Club Bear).

Background[edit]

On December 24, 1988, Martha Percival Bear gave birth to two male cubs. She and her husband Hubert soon named the twins Herbert and Jobert. In 1990 when Herbert and Jobert were still considered cubs (like penguin chicks), their parents founded Cublix due to their beliefs that meat should not be eaten. After they founded Cublix, they were banned from the North Pole by the Polar Bear Council because of their "insane ideals", but Herbert and his siblings were forced to stay in the North Pole and grow up without their parents. Hubert Jr became the "alpha bear" of the group, and was forced to raise himself and his siblings because he was the oldest. He did his best to raise all of his siblings and continue their parents beliefs about not eating meat. Unfortunately, nobody ever thought to teach Herbert how to swim.

In the mid-2000s, the grumpy lonely Herbert decided he wanted to be a farmer so he could grow his own food. So he hopped on an iceberg trying to look for a more tropical climate (since vegetables won't grow in the arctic). However, he went into hibernation and by the time he woke up he was lost.

He was trying to figure out where he was when he accidentally "tipped his iceberg". Wonder how he did that? He crashed on Club Penguin Island. There he met a crab he soon liked and named Klutzy. Klutzy now goes everywhere with Herbert. Soon he discovered penguins on the island. He disliked them very much. So, he did many things, but the PSA agents have stopped him every time. Sometime after, he discovered puffles. He would somtimes think about using the puffle fur as a source of warmth.

Herbert's dastardly plans actualy cumulated in the distruction of the PSA and its absorption into the EPF. When the merged agency chased him down for a second attempt at detainment, he had a much larger plan.

Sometime between arriving in CP and destroying the PSA, he called Walrus and asked him to hack into the computer of Director Benny (who didn't approve) and create an island for him. Walrus did that, and Club Bear was created.

Herbert also successfully overthrew Club Penguin Island during Operation Blackout using a solar laser and crowned himself "Illustrious Leader Supreme" of the island. During his 3-week reign, he overtook the Club Penguin Times and turned it into Herbert's Sexy Newspaper. He was later foiled by some EPF agents who ended up destroying his solar laser.

Herbert's Revenge[edit]

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Now abck with and laden with rage, Herbert plotted to harness the ice of the Ice Rink- unbreakable and incapable of melting due to it being frozen almost to absolute zero -to form a giant magnifying glass in order to concentrate the what little sunlight basked onto CP into a death laser aiming to melt the snow off the island.

Herbert, however, failed to think about rising sea levels. The ice did melt, but it sprang a huge geyser, heated to the point of surging by the concentrated rays of light, which rained meltwater all over the island. As water poured into the vast cave networks and cracks left by the Festival of Flight, Club Penguin itself literally began to tip as its bedrock gave way on the left side of the island (near the Lighthouse). Thinking quickly, an Agent at the advice of Dot capitalized on Noobish fangirls and fanboys by dressing as Rockhopper and Sensei, and then crossdressing as Cadence to lead them to the other side of the island to temporarily slow the sinking.

Herbert, meanwhile, collided with his own geyser and became stuck in the cables of the Ski Hill chairlifts. Through guilt trips, mercy, and pressure to let him drown, the same Agent forced Herbert to join sides with his enemies. With this help, Herbert managed to drop a twelve foot statue of himself, cast in solid imported white marble onto the hole to plug it. It was sealed with permafrost and the island was thrown into a second Water Party in a masterful cover up to hide the truth from non-agents.
Herbert got away.

Club Herbert and Operation: Blackout[edit]

Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire
Illustrious Leader Supreme
of Club Penguin Island
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A crudely photoshopped image of Herbert taking over the Night Club.
Reign 15 November - 4 December, 2012 (20 days)
Coronation 15 November 2012
Full name Herbert Percival Bear, Esquire: Illustrious Leader Supreme of Club Penguin Island
Born 24 December 1988 (1988-12-24) (age 28))
Birthplace North Pole, Arctic Kingdom
Died Not yet, unfortunately
Predecessor None (technically Billybob, Mayor of Club Penguin)
Successor None (Billybob again, for a month)
Royal House House of Herbert (not an official monarchy line, just made up by Herbert)
Royal motto Enjoy it before I destroy it
Father Hubert Percival Bear
Mother Martha Percival Bear

From Herbert's escape from hibernation in January 2012 until October 2012, he tried to find a new base and make a plan of attack against the wretched penguins of Club Penguin Island. He decided that since penguins like the cold so much, he was going to give them more than they can stand. How, you ask? With a high frequency infrared reversion laser of course! In fact, he actually asked Gary how to build one under the alias Hubert P. Enguin (in the Club Penguin Times advice column). In November, his plan began when he kidnapped Gary on November 7th (with the help of the Snoss Secret Service).

After Herbert forced Gary to make the "final perfections" on his device (which took a week because of Herbert's horrendous design), which he dubbed the "Solar Laser", he froze Gary in a cryogenic tube in his "control room" to serve as a frozen trophy forever along with the other agents he would soon capture. After the laser was built and Gary was frozen, he began the ultimate takeover of Club Penguin Island. He started off by having his crab army plant a forest-worth of genetically altered palm trees (that grew in the cold rather than normal warm weather, and grew to full height in a few hours), and building his residence which contained Gary and the Solar Laser. After he started up the Solar Laser, frightening penguins across the island, he officialized the Island as Club Herbert and himself as "Illustrious Leader Supreme" after he and the Snoss Secret Service planted a few bombs in the Everyday Phoning Facility. The Elite Penguin Force agents on Club Penguin, now without a base, a kidnapped Gary and everyone on the Island in a panic, knew they couldn't take on Herbert directly and instead opted on comforting the citizens of the island (while the director secretly sent some of the top agents on the island into Herbert's lair).

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Darth Herbert[edit]

See Also: Star War

Rise of Herbertech[edit]

Involvement[edit]

Herbert is involved in almost every PSA mission, and again in the EPF. As an agent, it is your job to stop him. The F.I.S.H can tell you more about him. Herbert is the main villain of Club Penguin.

Trivia[edit]

  • Herbert is actually a vegetarian.
  • Klutzy is the crab that we're pretty sure flooded the island during the Water Party.
  • It is rumored that Herbert Horror is his brother, but they both deny it.
  • It's rather odd why Herbert craves more heat. Most polar bears have thick fur and fat to shield them from the cold. In fact, they often have to get in the water to cool off. Some scientists theorize that Herbert's hippie diet is the leading reason why his fat can't keep him warm.
    • The fact that he can't swim doesn't help.
  • Once, he started to help the penguins. However,on the same day, his hot air balloon went out of control.
  • Herbert can't swim. Most polar bears are gifted in this talent.
  • Herbert is, in fact, extremely multi-lingual. He is fluent in English, Bearese, crab (understanding Klutzy's clicking perfectly), and, apparently, French, Spanish, Portuguese, German, and Russian.
  • He took over the island with a laser in Operation:Blackout but was tied by an agent in a suit.
  • He's in love with Guinny, though he would never admit it.

Family[edit]

See main article: Herbert's Family

Herbert has a brother named Jobert. He is not evil, but he helps Herbert build things like the Wood Chopper and G's Electromagnet 3000. If you meet a black puffle in the wilderness it's probably Jobert's puffle. He will do things which help you. Herbert also has a good friend in Guinny the Yeti.

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