Hockey Manlet

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Hockey Manlet
Born Chad Thunderbeak
March 21, 1980 (1980-03-21) (age 38)
Died 2135
Residence AchadiaFlag.png Achadia
Gender Male
Citizenship AchadiaFlag.png Achadia
Ed Island Flag.svg Ed Island
ShopsIslandFlag2013.png Shops Island
Occupation Hockey player
Years active 1999-2010
Employer Ed Island Electric Shocktopi
Net worth 52 million
Height 1'7"
1'10" (with hair)
Known for Being the star player of the Ed Island Electric Shocktopi, the Achadia Crisis
Title Supreme Leader of Achadia
Term January 4, 2019-present
Political party Liberal
Opponent(s) Brant Esser
Spouse(s) Melon Thunderbeak
Children Chad Thunderbeak Jr.
Awards Electric Shocktopi MVP (1999-2002, 2004-2010)
Ed Island Hero of the Nation
Honorary Citizen of Shops Island

Hockey Manlet (real name Chad Thunderbeak) is the former star player of the Ed Island Electric Shocktopi and rival of Brant Esser. He became famous early in his career thanks to his exceptional hockey skills, and is still recognized to this day long after his retirement. Today, he is viewed as a symbol of freedom and resistance in Acadia as a result of his fearless criticism of its president, an act which has had many penguins thrown in jail.


Early life[edit]

Hockey Manlet in middle school

Chad's life was nothing out of the ordinary for the early years of his life. He quickly became interested in hockey and joined the school hockey team. However, he was bullied for his short stature and decided to turn the tables with his trusty hockey stick. He claimed the nickname the bullies gave him, Hockey Manlet, for himself, as a symbol of his newfound power over them.

In middle school, he began dating his future wife, Melon. On the day of a school dance, Brant thought about asking Melon to the dance, but ultimately decided not to, knowing Hockey Manlet's reputation and not wanting to get beaten up. However, he asked Melon to hang out just as friends and got beaten up by Hockey Manlet anyway, starting a rivalry that would last the rest of their lives. After finishing middle school, they went their separate ways, with Hockey Manlet and Melon going to the same high school and continuing to date.

Hockey career[edit]

In 1998 during his senior year of high school, Hockey Manlet was playing a hockey game, which happened to be attended by the brother of a recruiter for the Ed Island Electric Shocktopi. He was so impressed that he told his brother, who offered Hockey Manlet a spot on the Electric Shocktopi once he graduated. Hockey Manlet accepted and moved to Ed Island with Melon, who he later married. He quickly became one of their star players thanks to his short stature, which made him speedier and allowed him to loop around and dodge the other players. Hockey Manlet soon became a household name, and all sorts of businesses wanted him to sponsor them. Soon, CHAD THUNDERBEAK cereal, shoes, jerseys, backpacks, and more could be found in stores, and he even had a short-lived line of Armo sets.

In 2010, Hockey Manlet announced he would be retiring from professional hockey at the end of the season, planning to live a quiet life on Ed Island with his family. Shortly after this announcement, he was gifted a platinum hockey stick by the Electric Shocktopi in honor of his long and successful career.

Antics in Acadia[edit]

One day in 2015 while watching TV, he saw that his old nemesis Brant was running for president of Acadia. He decided that he would run in the election against Brant, and immediately moved to Acadia, although kept his house on Ed Island and left a lot of his stuff there in case Brant won. Despite having no political experience whatsoever and being kind of dumb, he got a decent amount of votes thanks to recognition from his hockey career. An error in counting the votes got his vote count swapped with Brant's, and he became the president for less than an hour before the officials realized what happened and (literally) kicked Hockey Manlet out of office.

During his time in Acadia, Hockey Manlet would criticize Brant on Chitter every day. Brant would often order the Acadian police to arrest Hockey Manlet for being a nuisance, but he was never arrested because he never actually committed a crime, and as such the arrest would be looked upon poorly by the Acadian public. Because of this, Hockey Manlet became the forefront of the resistance movement against Brant in Acadia, as he was one of the few vocal opponents of Brant who had not yet been imprisoned. As a result of this, supporters of President Esser would frequently vandalize the Thunderbeak house, though typically they would get caught and receive punishments ranging from a fine of 500 Acadian francs to one day of house arrest.

Hockey Manlet's internet would often be cut by the Acadian government as punishment for making controversial cheeps, and would be restored some time later. To circumvent this, he would visit cafes and other establishments offering free wi-fi and continue his cheeping there, usually mocking Brant for his failure at silencing him. The Acadian government also usually fined him around 5,000 Acadian francs for these cheeps as well. Hockey Manlet, being the cool dude he is, would oblige to these fines, paying them timely and in full using centimes, Acadia's smallest unit of currency. In anticipation of future fines, Hockey Manlet began collecting an absurdly large amount of centimes and eventually filled an entire room in Thunderbeak Manor with his centime collection.

One of Hockey Manlet's most notorious cheeps was when he cheeped a poorly edited image of Brant drinking a glass of orange juice sent to him by one of his fans. This caused an investigation by the Acadian government which resulted in the fan's personal information being publicly released, supposedly in the interest of "national security" in an official statement. Hockey Manlet naturally criticized this action, claiming Brant was "just jealous of this mondo cool picture" and telling him to lighten up.

Achadia Crisis[edit]

In November 2018, Brant issued a warrant for Hockey Manlet's arrest, and he was taken in by the Acadian police. Brant thought he had finally won, but this quickly backfired, as the arrest of a high-profile penguin like Hockey Manlet for such a seemingly trivial reason drew attention towards Acadia's penguin rights violations across Antarctica. In prison, he also met many fans of his, and he discovered that the prisoners there weren't actually criminals, but penguins like him who had committed the "crime" of saying things Brant didn't like. Even the guards decided to subtly help Hockey Manlet, as they knew the system was rigged by Brant. In the meantime, several countries pushed for Hockey Manlet's release, with Ed Island being the most vocal and supportive. Many critics of this decision said that Hockey Manlet did nothing wrong except "dent Esser's fragile ego".

Hockey Manlet soon became the leader of the prisoners in what he called "the Achadian uprising" and effectively turned the prison into a "cool guy hangout". Visitors soon began coming to the prison to hang out with Hockey Manlet, and some even criticized Brant in public or on social media in an attempt to hopefully get arrested and be sent to the same prison. Brant eventually realized that his plan had backfired and tried offering Hockey Manlet an opportunity to pay bail and get out of prison until his trial date, but Hockey Manlet refused. He also tried to order the relocation of other prisoners to other prisons across the country so that they wouldn't act as a support base for Hockey Manlet any further, but the prison guards messed up the lists to ensure that no prisoner was moved anywhere.

After a trial, Hockey Manlet was sentenced to life in prison after being found guilty for conspiracy to overthrow the government and conspiracy to commit genocide. However, Brant quickly discovered what was going on at the prison and had Hockey Manlet deported to Club Penguin Island. After arriving, he returned to his old residence on Ed Island where his family was waiting for him. Safely away from Acadia, Hockey Manlet began to continue trolling Brant on Chitter again. He was later invited to testify before the Western Union, in which he heavily criticized Brant's blatant violation of penguin rights.

Supreme Leader of Achadia[edit]

On January 3, 2019, Hockey Manlet received a letter from the McKrill Law Firm, informing him that he had inherited the belongings of Theodore McKrill, a rich hermit who was Hockey Manlet's #1 fan, which included his private island home. Realizing his vision of a "perfect Acadia" could finally be a reality, he moved to the island with his family the next day and began setting up Achadia, putting into place all the policies he had planned for his Acadian presidency while preparing for the next election.

On February 10, Hockey Manlet officially announced Achadia on Chitter, and opened it to the public.


As Hockey Manlet grew older, he began to think about his own mortality, and realized that Brant would outlive him thanks to his High Penguin longevity. Determined not to let this happen, he began brainstorming of a way to prevent this, although this ultimately lead nowhere. One day, a mysterious package arrived on the doorstep of the Thunderbeak Manor, with a note reading "For Chad, from a friend". Hockey Manlet opened the box to find an ancient piece of technology known as a "projector", which he finally managed to get operating after looking around the internet for several hours. As he turned it on, the aging machinery made several loud noises before displaying the appearance of the scientist Dr. Warp, who had transferred his mind into an AI several years earlier.

Warp agreed to design a special life support suit for Hockey Manlet, after he threatened to unplug him and throw the projector in the ocean if he didn't. Using Warp's plans, Hockey Manlet was able to have the suit built and began wearing it; his new appearance was considered intimidating and likened to Sith Lords by some, but inside the same Hockey Manlet that everyone had grown to love (or hate) remained.

In 2135, Hockey Manlet received news that Brant had passed away from natural causes. Unsure of whether or not it was a trick by Brant, he personally attended Brant's funeral to confirm his rival's death, despite resistance from Brant Esser's great great great-granddaughter. Satisfied with the knowledge that Brant had indeed died, and that he had lived a "cooler and longer life" than him, Hockey Manlet loudly declared "good he's gone" before disconnecting his life support suit and passing away.


  • Hockey Player - Hockey Manlet has been interested in hockey since joining the school hockey team, but after graduation became a professional hockey player on Ed Island and was recruited by the Electric Shocktopi. His short stature made him their star player, and he soon rose to stardom.
  • Politician? - Despite having no political experience whatsoever, he attempted to run for President of Acadia in 2015 against Brant. Recognition from his hockey career allowed him to acquire a surprisingly high amount of votes.
  • Lawyer? - Along with Achadia, Hockey Manlet inherited the McKrill Law Firm. He has no idea what to do with it, so it is currently inactive.

Political views[edit]

Hockey Manlet has a confusing set of political views, which constantly change to be as opposite of Brant's as possible. He is a strong advocate for communism (in name only), and favors practically unlimited free speech and extremely strict gun control. He also supports prejudice against "scrubby High Penguins".

Although he identifies as a liberal to contrast with Brant's conservative views, he doesn't put this into practice. His views toward any country or politician always depend on whether Brant likes them or not, or how they feel towards Acadia.



Thanks to his fame and physical strength, Hockey Manlet is a very smug and egotistical individual. He greatly enjoys rubbing his successes (or enemies' failures) in his enemies' faces, even years after the fact. Of course, he becomes very defensive when his own failures are pointed out. He also prides himself on being "very cool", although he often uses many outdated words in his speech, such as "radical", "gnarly", "tubular", "mondo cool", and "wicked". He is not very intelligent, so he has accordingly adopted a "brawn over brains" philosophy on life, and prefers to resolve problems with physical violence, although his parenting is an exception to this.

Hockey Manlet considers languages other than English "gross", referring to them as "oogity boogity", especially French, the official language of Acadia. This mostly stems from an unwillingness to learn them. As a result, Acadian nationalists often vandalized the walls of Thunderbeak Manor with French graffiti while he was living in Acadia.


At 1'7", Hockey Manlet is very short for an Adelie Penguin, which is where his nickname comes from. He is almost always seen with gray facepaint under his eyes and wearing his old Electric Shocktopi jersey. Occasionally, he wears a red t-shirt that says "OUCH!".

The most iconic part of Hockey Manlet's appearance is undoubtedly his large pointy hair, which has helped his hockey career, as it is perfectly aerodynamic and gives him a slight speed boost. His hair has often been referred to as a "manifestation of his ideals and spirit" and "perfection in hair form", and always perfectly retains its shape somehow, even in harsh winds. Throughout his entire career, Hockey Manlet refused to wear a helmet because it would hide his hair. Many of his fans have tried to copy it, but just can't pull it off. His haters have often criticized his hair, calling it fake and ridiculous, which usually gets them tackled by the nearest Hockey Manlet fan. This is generally considered a "wrong opinion" in the hockey world.


Since taking up hockey during school, Hockey Manlet has become a very skilled hockey player, using his short stature to pull off various moves to confuse and escape from opponents. This allowed him to have no injuries during his entire hockey career, a feat accomplished by no other multi-year player on the Electric Shocktopi, except for one incident where he accidentally crashed into a wall after a game ended while waving at his cheering fans. He never wore a helmet because of this, but more importantly because it would hide his hair.

Hockey Manlet also has great physical strength, which he has made sure to maintain following his retirement.

He has also trained himself in swordfighting from watching WaddleTube videos, but uses his hockey stick instead of an actual sword. He claims that he could beat Brant and has challenged him to a duel on Chitter multiple times, although they have all been ignored.


Despite his attempts to become President of Acadia, Hockey Manlet has no experience in the field of politics whatsoever, and usually just says whatever sounds good. He also doesn't speak French, the official language of Acadia, calling it "oogity boogity", which slightly hurt his political career. He refuses to learn it because he doesn't want to.

Personal life[edit]


Although Hockey Manlet spends most of his time trolling Brant, one of his favorite pastimes is obviously playing hockey.


Hockey Manlet's favorite drink is Brant's tears orange juice, which he doesn't actually like that much, but drinks it daily anyway. He claims that knowing Brant dislikes it so much makes it taste better. He doesn't have an orange juice license, but no one in the Acadian government ever noticed or thought to check, which is surprising considering how hard Brant tried to get him arrested.

Awards and honors[edit]

  • Hockey Manlet was named the Electric Shocktopi MVP every single year of his career, except 2003 when another player helped the team win by taking an injury. Hockey Manlet was perfectly okay with this and said that they deserved it.
  • A new clothing size for hockey jerseys was created just for him, and was named Chad in his honor.
  • Hockey Manlet was awarded "Hero of the Nation" by the Ed Islandian government, and gifted an engraved Keysaber.
  • To celebrate his extraordinary stature and his excellence, Manlet Island in the United Provinces was named after him.
  • After the Achadia Crisis and Attempted Assassination of Lavender, Hockey Manlet became the first penguin to receive honorary Shopper citizenship.
  • There is a dam named after him in Shops Island.


As a result of Hockey Manlet's quick rise to fame, official CHAD THUNDERBEAK merchandise was released relatively early in his career compared to other athletes. The first and most popular piece of merchandise was CHAD THUNDERBEAK jerseys, shirts, and hats. Hockey Manlet was also the face of a sports drink known as Chadorade, and Chad-O's, his own cereal, during the early 2000's. In 2003, four CHAD THUNDERBEAK Armo sets were released under the Sports theme featuring a Minipenguin of Hockey Manlet, with three more the next year.



  • The Ed - Hockey Manlet doesn't really know who The Ed is, but thinks he's probably cool since Brant briefly banned him from Acadia by mistake. He later sent The Ed an autographed jersey for his criticisms over the ban.
  • EDFan12345 - Hockey Manlet has nothing but good things to say about Ed Island's leader and respects him greatly. Following Brant's criticism of Ed Island and its leader, Hockey Manlet praised EDFan for his "tubular leadership".
  • Happyface141 - Hockey Manlet has a great admiration for Happyface after he denounced the actions of Acadia in an address to the South Pole Council.
  • Lavender - After Lavender was almost assassinated during the Achadia Crisis by an Acadian nationalist, Hockey Manlet sent him a get well soon card and an autographed Chad Thunderbeak jersey.
  • Kermit - Hockey Manlet is a big fan of Kermit as a result of Brant and Acadians in general having somewhat low opinions of him due to his enjoyment of orange juice. While he was living in Acadia, Hockey Manlet owned the country's largest collection of Kermit merchandise.
  • Megg - Hockey Manlet publicly supported Megg during the United States of Antarctica Presidential Elections in 2016, solely because he thought it would be funny to see how salty Brant would be if she won.
  • Melon Thunderbeak - Hockey Manlet and Melon have dated since middle school, and are now happily married with one son. She originally considered his rivalry with Brant childish, but put up with it anyway, although after the Acadian government harassed the Thunderbeak family during the Achadia Crisis (despite specific orders not to harass Melon), she now sides with her husband.
  • OJ - OJ is one of Hockey Manlet's best friends, and he considers him an example of a "cool guy High Penguin". Hockey Manlet only ever drinks orange juice made by OJ.
  • Red and Blue - Although he has never met them personally, he has referred to them as "cool little dudes" after they said he would make a better president of Acadia than Brant.


  • Scrubbypingu - Hockey Manlet once met Scrubbypingu who told him that his own hair was better than his. After Hockey Manlet pointed out that Scrubbypingu didn't have any hair, he ran away screaming because that was a fact, leaving Hockey Manlet very confused about the encounter.


  • Brant - Since meeting Brant in middle school and thinking he was trying to steal his girlfriend, Hockey Manlet has had nothing but disdain for him.
  • Penstubal - Previously, Hockey Manlet didn't really care about Penstubal, sometimes acknowledging him only as a sidenote while insulting Brant. Since the Achadia Crisis and the Penstubal Post's constant criticism of Hockey Manlet however, he has referred to Penstubal as a "whiny uncool scrub" and banned the Post from Achadia.


  • "Save the orange juice, save the dream!"


Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 January 2016
I'd like to thank all my gnarly voters for their support in making me president! #PresidentThunderbeak

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 January 2016
Got kicked out of office (literally), very uncool guys! "Vote-counting error" my platinum hockey stick.

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 January 2016
Election was definitely rigged, who would vote for Brant anyway?

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 29 March 2016
Why do so many Acadians speak in oogity boogity, it's gross

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 April 2016

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 April 2016

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 April 2016
how do you delete a cheep

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 5 April 2016
I sent Brant a pair of holey socks for his birthday

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 6 July 2016
If Brant comes up with a bad idea but no one's around for him to tell it to, is it still bad?

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 6 July 2016
It's funny how Brant thinks he can shut me up by turning off my internet #Abadia #FreeWiFi

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 8 September 2016
Jayne Esser is probably the most unlucky woman on the planet

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 30 October 2016
If you haven't picked out a costume for tomorrow yet, here's something REALLY scary: Brant's legislation

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 31 October 2016
Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are nothing when the Acadian fun police is roaming the streets tonight

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 7 November 2016
I hope Megg wins tomorrow, Brant's gonna be so salty

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 8 November 2016
HAHA YES Brant's going to be saltier than the ocean for the next 4 years

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 25 December 2016
I may or may not have had a truckload of orange juice delivered to Brant's house today

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 January 2017
have you ever noticed that "WU" is pronounced double-you-you

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 17 April 2017
@officialbrantesser I don't think Jayne would appreciate knowing you send my wife flowers every week you mega scrub

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 30 April 2017
Just saying if I was president Acadia wouldn't be so bad right now #Abadia

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 9 July 2017
I miss Chad-O's #BringBackChadOs

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 1 October 2017
Hey look, I found Acadia's new national anthem

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 23 October 2017
why are high penguins so bad

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 23 October 2017
If orange juice offends you, you're a scrub there I said it #SaveTheOrangeJuiceSaveTheDream #WarOnOrangeJuice

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 23 October 2017
Hear me out, what if we made all the scrubby high penguins make orange juice like in the good old days 🤔

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 25 December 2017
Jingle bells, Esser smells, Acadia's really bad, scrubs complain about orange juice, I ran out of words again

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 25 December 2017
I spent three hours working on that I hope you guys like it, especially you @officialbrantesser

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 9 May 2018
@KermitTheFrog Happy birthday to one of the coolest guys in Antarctica! Jersey's in the mail.

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 June 2018
what's going on

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 June 2018
it's raining eggs and cheese and everyone's shooting at it

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 June 2018
this is hilarious

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 June 2018
calm down guys it's just free breakfast

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 June 2018
I wonder who that scrub Brant ticked off now

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 22 June 2018
Ran into some weirdo who told me his hair was better than mine because he said so, he didn't even have hair

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 22 June 2018
I told him he didn't have hair and then he ran away screaming for some reason, what a scrub

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 5 July 2018
An orange juice ban? Are you kidding me? #SaveTheOrangeJuiceSaveTheDream

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 6 July 2018
Groovy meme #SaveTheOrangeJuiceSaveTheDream
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Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 4 October 2018
DUDES did you hear I'm in the new Smash Mates game, radical! #SuperSmashMatesUBER

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 4 October 2018
If anyone knows who came up with that idea let me know, I wanna send them an autographed jersey

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 4 October 2018
@Snowtendo help me out here

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 6 October 2018
Can someone be suspended from Chitter for being bad because if they do I don't think Brant should have a Chitter anymore

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 21 October 2018
Pop-Tarts are great

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 1 November 2018
Days since Brant made a bad decision: 0

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 21 November 2018
Wouldn't it be funny if Brant got impeached and then had to get a job making orange juice

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 21 November 2018
Just imagine, orange juice cartons can have "Squeezed by the ex-President of Acadia" on it

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 29 November 2018
Brant thought he could silence me, what a scrub

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 30 November 2018
Did you know Ed Island air smells better than Acadian air #GoodToBeHome

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 December 2018
Just heard some scrubs tried to kill Lavender, profoundly uncool. Get well soon dude. @POSI5

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 2 December 2018
This attack on Lavender is just proof of how radically dangerous Brant's leadership is! Not surprised he would order an assassination on the dude just because he's salty. #ImpeachBrant

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 7 December 2019
Imagine if Brant got impeached and everything collapsed and there was a huge revolution and then Acadia ended up being communist

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 4 January 2019
Got some big news, announcement coming soon

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 27 January 2019
So I've been researching the legislation Brant passed the past few years and wow I have a whole new appreciation for how bad he is #Abadia

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 3 February 2019
Can somebody tell me who this dude is? #LiterallyWho

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 10 February 2019
Introducing Achadia: Like Acadia, but BETTER! Visit for details if you're interested. #Achadia

Hockey Manlet @CHADTHUNDERBEAK • 14 February 2019
What's up with all the ships around Achadia? The dock isn't that hard to find


  • He was so short compared to the average hockey player that the Electric Shocktopi had to order a custom-sized hockey jersey just for him.
  • It is rumored that Ed Island being partially responsible for Hockey Manlet's fame is the real reason Brant hates Ed Island, and all other reasons are just excuses to hide his pettiness. This has been debunked by multiple Acadian politicians, who point out Ed Island's mistreatment of High Penguins and hostility towards Francterre, a close Acadian ally, as reasons for Acadia to hate Ed Island.
  • Hockey Manlet has a folder on his computer dedicated to embarrassing pictures taken of Brant at inopportune moments and cheeps them out on a regular basis.
  • Hockey Manlet has a cpHarmony account where he impersonates Brant.

See also[edit]