How To Be A Nerd

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How To Be A Nerd is the second book in The How-To Series, written by User:SpamZap. It tells how to be a Nerd, obviously.

Story

Are you a Dorkugese wannabe? Wanna be a Geek but don't know how to? Read on.

Steps

1. Buy the clothes. One perfect example is the Astro Barrier T-shirt, or the peasent tunic from the Medevel party.
2. Act the part. Dressing like a nerd or geek is not enough. You have to act like one, too.
3. Go to all the schools. Know all the answers in class. Do your homework and a lot of Extra-Credit.
4. Act the way you wanna act. If there's a party going on, and you wanna celebrate, celebrate.
5. Celebrate Dorkugal Appreciation day. International Dorkugal Apreciation day is May 25th. Decorate your igloo really geeky or nerdy, and throw a party.

Tips

• Glasses help the look a lot.

• Take pride in your nerdiness.

• Do your taxes. Tax Day, April 15th, is a national Dorkugese holiday.

Warnings

• Watch out for Jerks and Fords. They will bully you.

See Also

The How-To Series