How to be a Good Mwa-mwa Penguin
How to be a good mwa-mwa penguin is a book by famed Penguinwoofpads, an ancestor of Penguinpuffdude. Scroll down below and begin reading!
HOW TO BE A GOOD MWA-MWA PENGUIN
Contents
Introduction[edit]
Hello there! Are you troubled and you want to be a good mwah-mwah penguin? This is just the book for you! I am Penguinwoofpads who created this book. I will help you be not annoying and good for all of penguin kind!
CHAPTER 1 - YOUR STYLE[edit]
To be liked, you should not look too rich, and you shouldn't look too poor. It should be a mix of both member and non-member items. I recommend a blue scarf, a little tiara, a plain shirt, no shoes and a little toy. The toy is optional, of course. If you are a boy, a little scarf, some hair or no hair, a plain shirt, little boots and a little toy or snack. Again, the toy or snack is optional. Don't act like you are the prettiest pookie/mwah-mwah penguin/petguin/chick in the world, or nobody will like you. It is in the same category as drawing attention to yourself (see next chapter).
CHAPTER 2 - YOUR ACTIONS[edit]
If you want to be adopted to liked, you must not draw attention to yourself. It is the most embarrassing thing a pookie/mwah mwah/petguin/chick can do. First, be patient. If your best friend is picked, or if your worst rival is taken home, don't say anything that draws too much attention like WHY IS SHE BEING PICKED or WHAT ABOUT ME :( will cause terrible embarrassment for the pookie/mwah-mwah penguin/petguin/chick next to you, unless they have to same character as you. To be liked and adopted by all, do not draw attention to you, and the penguins near you. Also, do not look like you are very spoiled, pretty or rich, as not many people like that.
CHAPTER 3 - YOUR BEHAVIOR[edit]
OK, you are adopted and you are in a good, tidy house with perhaps some family like a gran or an aunt. But then, for no reason whatsoever, somebody in your family shoves a Nummy Cake into your mouth! Why did they do this? It can be because of your behavior. Here is a list of the top 3 things you should never do in your house and family.
- Do not cry all the time, it will just make you unpopular and annoying. Only cry when needed (e.g. nappy has to be changed, stranger danger etc.)
- Do not be pushy, everybody knows a pushy penguin is a mean penguin.
- Do not demand for things all the time, it similar as being pushy.
If you follow this, you will not be forced a Nummy Cake ever again!
Trivia[edit]
- Mcdonalds394 has burned 1,000 copies of these.
Yep. He's Savage.
