IMA FIRIN A WALRUS
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|IMA FIRIN A WALRUS|
I'M A-FIRIN' MAH LASER! BWAAAGH!
|Race||Genetically altered Walrus|
|Faction||Walrus Crime Ring|
|Level||DOCTOR OCTOGONAPUS BWAAAH!|
|Status||FIRING HIS LASER|
|Birth date||September 28, 2007|
|Interests||Firing his Laser|
|Powers||Can emit pure blasts of energy|
|Friends||Doctor Octogonapus, Vegeta|
|Member of||Walrus Crime Ring|
IMA FIRIN' A WALRUS, also called IFAW and Shoop-Da-Seal, is by far one of the most dangerous Walruses in the Walrus Crime Ring. He is also a genetic experiment, and not so much of a real Walrus. His origins are linked to a mysterious, two-dimensional, floating human called "Doctor Octogonapus".
IMA FIRIN' A WALRUS' origins are by far the strangest, especially because the links to the original videos and sources are barred due to universe violations. This makes tracking the origins of this creature very, VERY difficult.
According to what was dug up, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS was created by a villain from another world, by the name of Doctor Octogonapus. Having led his son to his destiny, the Doctor turned to a side experiment that would wreak havoc in the Arctic. The Doctor used his skills and his Laser to craft a Walrus from a portrait and a Shoop-Da-Whoop face. He brought it to life and gave it its sole purpose: to fire his laser and severely burn all victims.
Doctor Octogonapus flew to Antarctica and unleashed his creation. Many creatures were burned and many hurt in a comedic attack later recycled in Shoop-Da-Whoop videos online.
Through chance, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS was following the Doctor through various videos on YouTube, when he accidentally stumbled upon an affiliate called PengTube. He entered Antarctica when a Mwa Mwa Penguin viewed his video.
Now free from his digitized prison, and still remembering his purpose, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS eventually found the Walrus Crime Ring. Walrus was personally pleased by this destructive seal, who was hired on the spot. He is now the number one weapon of the Ring.
IMA FIRIN A WALRUS now rests in the Walrus Warehouse, waiting for his call to battle so he can fulfill Doctor Octogonapus' dream of FIRING LASERS everywhere in every universe.
IMA FIRIN A WALRUS' power is the ability to shoot pure energy out of his mouth. Like his creator, Doctor Octogonapus, he simply must shout his name and follow up with a "BWAAAH" sound to unleash his wrath.
|“||IMA FIRIN A WALRUS, BWAAAH!||”|
— IMA FIRIN A WALRUS
|“||IMA FIRIN MAH LASER, BWAAAHH!!||”|
— IMA FIRIN A WALRUS
Like other Laser Firers, IMA FIRIN A WALRUS' attack is unexpected and truly random.
- Compare it to the source of all Lasers:
- ...-and to his creator, Doctor Octogonapus:
- IMA FIRIN A WALRUS' facial expression never changes, nor does his mouth close.
- It is unknown why this Walrus can only shoot blue lasers. Red is a far more common color.
- Doctor Octogonapus also created CAPTAIN ASPARAGUS! BWWAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!