Jacques Devecter
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| Jacques Devecter | |
|---|---|
 Jacques working the computer for Austin. | |
| Profile | |
| Title | Austin's older brother. |
| Gender | Male |
| Race | Khanz |
| Faction | Neutral |
| Health | Pretty good. |
| Status | Probably bored or slacking off. |
| Location | Austin's "office". |
| Occupation | Computing |
| Interests | Not much. |
| Friends | Not many. |
| Enemies | Austin8310? |
Jacques is Austin's older brother, and he used to be an accountant. However, he was fired, and he rented a building near a lighthouse. It's a long story, but he became evil. Sort of evil.
Background[edit]
Early Life[edit]
Jacques was born in Pengolia, a year before Austin. However, he wasn't a general normal Khanz. He disliked fish slapping (to the horror of his parents) and generally talked about how Penghis Khan was "outdated and a terrible ruler." His parents freaked out and sent him to school, where he failed in the fish slapping class, excelled at being grumpy, and was unusually smart. When his younger brothers was born, he felt jealous. Both were pretty good Khanz. Grumpy, agressive, and great fish slappers. He gradually became less noticed, and left home quickly. After all, he was a Schnitzel. See, the test for Pengolians to be a man is to jump from a fifty foot high dive into...well, something that resembles water. The water is only in the pool on alternating Wednsdays. Anyway, Rex and Austin turned out to be men, but Jacques was a Schnitzel. After that, he had to guard the lawn from puffles (who usually ate the grass, which was rare in Pengolia). Unluckily, he was pressed into Penghis Khan's service to be a servant. This didn't go well. He was banished from Pengolia within a week of this, and left the country angrily.
Adulthood[edit]
He spent several years in Eastshield, getting dead end jobs and working at fast food joints and Pizza Parlors. However, after a while, he went to college and managed to get a decent career. After a while, he got a job as an accountant. Unluckily, however, his boss was a complete idiot. He expected Jacques to get done with all his stuff, before time. Not to mention Jacques was already a bad worker. Anyway, after his coworkers kept shoving work on him, he quit, and then he rented a building.
However, it turns out that the real estate buisnessman sold it to him cheaply for a reason. The lighthouse nearby makes constant noise. Jacques is constantly trying to destroy that lighthouse, but he is always stopped by Peter the Puffin, who works with the CNIC. After that, he founded the order of L.I.K.E.W.A.F.L.E.S (Liberal Intellectuals Killing Evil Wicked Freaking Lighthouses Evilly+Sadistically). The name isn't too great.
Involvement[edit]
Jacques is an Schnitzel. His family is horrified.
Talents[edit]
Jacques is fairly talented.
- He is amazing at technology. This is highly abnormal. He builds giant machines to destroy the lighthouse.
- Ironically, he is good at cooking.
- He is fairly smart.
- Also, he is great at pickpocketing and stealing. (Not much of a surprise.)
- Strangely, he is good at politics.
Trivia[edit]
- He is related to Austin8310.
- He is the oldest of Austin's siblings.
- He is dark blue, and wears a black coat.
- He hides his square eyes with glasses. Almost nobody realizes that he's a Khanz.
- He used to steal from Austin. Austin was not smart enough to realize this.
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