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I ain't sayin' nothin'.
|Faction||He ain't goinna say anythin'.|
|Health||Not saying, though doctors say he is fine.|
|Status||Not saying anything|
|Location||Unknown, probably in the UPM's dining room for the King's spaghetti|
Johnny Tightbeak is a penguin in the Underground PWN Mafia. He is quite silent, refusing to ever reply to messages. This sometime causes annoyance among his fellow gangsters, but when the PSA come knocking he's the most valued member of the group because, in his words, "he ain't sayin nothin'."
Then he was a chick, he lied to everyone about anything. He was so dishonest that everyone refused to acknowledge his existence. He started to go crazy from lack of acknowledgement, so he decided to never speak again. Still, nobody paid attention to him. In grief, he stop saying things altogether, from email to parties. Getting a job was tough, because his resume was empty, only bearing the phrase "I ain't sayin' nothin'." He tried to apply the UPM later. After much consideration, the UPM allowed him because he could not tell the PSA anything if he was caught. He now smuggles all sorts of stuff into the USA.
Being a gangster in the UPM is tough, so on vacation leave times, he opens a lemonade stand, though he never tells the ingredients to it, nor the price.
- He is a parody of Johnny Tightlips from The Simpsons.
|Godfather and Underboss|
|Bugzy | GANGSTA G|
|King Snowkinian | ClockWerk | Link|
|Smuggler Gary | Boss of The Robbers|
|Johnny Tightbeak | Vinnie The Pincher | The Robbers | The Two Random Robots | Gambler | Bugzia | Andrew K. Rapone|
|Picciottos and Picciottis|
|Waddle G | Waddle O | Hammer Knight | Daniel Wilson|
|Vincent Terrasini (deseased) | EscarBOI (retired) | Leekduck (quit)|
|Smuggler Gary's Crew | Black Market | Team Stealem | Working Penguins Network (Cyber branch)| Doctor Aye-Que | Papa Flywish | Meme|
|UPM Locations, Stories and Items|
|Double Sicilia | UPM Headquarters | Bugzy's Casino | Villain To Hero | Data World Ultra | LINK STOP LAUGHING MAH BOI | Bugzy's Castle | Piccotio Days of the Fiendish Five|