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Khanzem was bad? MYTH BUSTED!
|Title||The crazy historian.|
|Faction||Walrus Crime Ring|
|Health||The bump on his head seems to have damaged his sanity...|
|Status||Telling his boss why they should turn Whoot Smackler Whoot into a Walrus|
|Catchphrase||"Khanzem was bad? MYTH BUSTED! KHANZEMWASFUNNY!"|
|Interests||History, turning Whoot Smackler Whoot into a Walrus, Khanzem|
|Friends||Walrus Crime Ring, Neo-Naughtzee, Whoot Smackler Whoot|
On May 25th 1984, KhanzemWasFunny was born in the arctic circle on a crowded island that was completely covered in Walruses.
The island was so crowded that every few seconds, 9 walruses were crushed under everyone's weight and yet every few seconds an average of 10 walruses were born.
Luckly, KhanzhemWasFunny managed to avoid being crushed (despite several close calls) and eventually grew up to become a fine, "handsome" walrus.
One day, he received an invitation to join the Walrus Crime Ring and KhanzemWasFunny decided to accept the invitation.
Sadly the boat sank after sailing for only two feet, and almost caused KhanzemWasFunny (who couldn't swim) to drown.
So KhanzemWasFunny waited and waited until one day he saw a human ship pass by.
Quickly he sent a fake radio message to the ship telling it to come to the island, and after a few days of anxious waiting, the ship arrived.
KhanzemWasFunny bumbled aboard, and finding the wheel, he sailed toward the USA.
Unknown to the new "captain", the human crew was still on board and plotted to remove him from the ship.
After a few months on the open sea, the humans finally came up with a plan and grabbed a bucket.
"Here boy! Come get your bucket!"
Suddenly KhanzemWasFunny turned around and saw t his suprise, a bucket.
Suddenly envy rose from his heart and flopping down the slippery stairs to get it, he slipped on a slipt can of grease and slid into the sea without the bucket.
The humans laughed and sailed on, leaving KhanzemWasFunny to drown.
Just when the poor body started to sink, he felt something hard underneath him.
The humans had dropped him off at his destination!
After they both introduced each other, the leader asked "WHERE YA NAMED AFTER WHOOT SMACKLER WHOOT'S ARMY?"
KhanzemWasFunny was pleased that a country was named after him, but was greatly disappointed when he found out that it had been defeated and split up many years ago.
So he studied Khanzem's history, and decided that it was the funniest history ever.
KhanzemWasFunny lives in the Walrus Crime Ring's base, studying Khanzem and trying to convince everyone that they should turn the ageing Whoot Smackler Whoot into a Walrus so he could join their team.