Laua Auza
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| Laua "Lauren" Auza | |
|---|---|
| Born |
Laua Auza August 9, 1980 Sherby City, Sherby Hoodwounds |
| Residence | 45th Floor, Dorkugal |
| Nationality | Dorkugese |
| Ethnicity | Dorkugese/Emperor |
| Citizenship | Dorkugese |
| Education | College (Ph.D in Literature) |
| Alma mater | Penguin University |
| Occupation | Author |
| Years active | 2001 - |
| Employer | Auza Editions |
| Notable works | Why would 1994 be my worst year? |
| Home town | Sherbian City |
| Salary | Wage |
| Height | 1.5m |
| Weight | 44 kg |
| Known for | Bestseller |
| Title | Mrs. |
| Board member of | Writing Board of Dorkugal |
| Partner | Noua Auza |
| Parents | Harold Auza and Marian Kristie |
| Relatives | Noua Auza, Harold Auza |
| Awards |
Writing Board of Dorkugal's Highest Honours (2008) Writing Board of Dorkugal, Extraordinary Efforts (2009) Writing Board of Dorkugal Highest Honours (2010) Board of Literature, USA - Bestselling Author (21st) (2010) |
Laua Auza (9 August 1980-) is a famous female writer living in Dorkugal. She is the author of Why would 1994 be my worst year?. Her husband is Noua Auza. She is also the founder of Auza Editions.
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Background[edit]
Laua Auza was born to Harold Auza and Marian Z. Kristie on the 9th of August in Sherby Hoodwounds. She recieved potty training at the age of three and went to Evett Primary when she was six. At the age of seven, she wrote an essay describing her parents. The essay was submited to the local newspaper (not Sherby Hoodwounds' main newspaper FancyPants) and was reviewed to be simple yet touching. From then on, she went to write short stories for the newspaper.
At the age of eight, she sprained her right flipper and was thus unable to write stories manually. However, she told her stories to the teacher verbally, who would pen it down and submit it to the local newspaper. When her brother migrated to MAI in 1990, she wrote a fifteen-page book describing his life, her thoughts and emotions.
At the age of 12, as she was about to leave school, she wrote "Life in Evett" and was her first book to be comercially sold. The book was 10 coins and a thousand copies were sold, raising the equivalent of 10,000 coins for the school. The book would later be placed on display at a museum in Dorkugal.
Due to her achievements at such an early age, she was accepted into Sherby Secondary, a prestigious school located north of Sherbian City.
In January of 1994 she was told that her third brother died due to leukamania. Also, the death of her fourteen-year-old puffle, Nancy, made it even more heartbraking. These events made Laua Auza write the Why would 1994 be my worst year? book a decade later. The year after, she was given a the position of columnist at the Tabloid newspaper by Cospe Alexkan Devote. She started writing a story that went by chapters each Sunday. In all, thirty chapters were completed and sent for compliation and publishing. It was also the first time she had a book that reached the mainland Antarctica. Profits were submitted to the school as well.
She went to college at the age of sixteen, completing college at twenty with a PHd in Literature and several others.
In 2002, she married Noua Aike, who voluntarily changed his surname to continue the Auza family line. They moved to Dorkugal later that year.
In 2004, she wrote her first big hit, Why would 1994 be my worst year?. Instantly, the book reached a record 50 million books sold as of 2007. She also included extra chapters in three limited edition books, which are in the flippers of herself, the late Ford Car and former villain Link. The next year, she formed Auza Editions, her own publishing company.
In 2006, the couple was spotted travelling through Evil Lake, where they were captured by Jerks, only to reappear the nexty year, bruised and tattered. Her eyesight deteriorated as well.
Career[edit]
Here are the list of books she written, even when she was young.
| Year Written | Novel | Copies Sold | Brief description |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1992 | Life In Evett | 1000 | Her life in Evett Elementary/Primary School. |
| 1995 | Chapters | 5,000,000 | Fiction |
| 1997 | Revolution | 400,000 | Fiction/Romance about ongoing Colonial Antarctica revolution |
| 1998 | Forever, Before and Afterwards | 3,000,000 | Dark humor, apocalypse, grimdark novel |
| 2000 | Epileptic | 5,000,000 | Romantic, grimdark fiction |
| 2002 | Terror's Reign | 6,000,000 | Grimdark, apocalypse novel |
| 2004 | Why would 1994 be my worst year? Nineteen Ninety-Four |
90,000,000 (as of 2011) | Autobiography |
| 2005 | Whoot | 11,000,000 | Romance, horror, war (based on Khanzem) |
| 2007 | Endangered | 22,000,000 | Discussing Evil Lake incidents |
| 2008 | Methinks | 23,000,000 | Philosophical thinking, co-written with Abraham Onvard |
| 2009 | Honest Lives | 25,000,000 | Romantic fiction |
| 2009 | Tragedy | 10,000,000 | Romantic horror fiction |
| 2010 | Keyser | 12,000,000 | 24Keyser biography |
| 2010 | Mayor Monroe | 32,000,000 | Fiction, mock biography |
| 2011 | High Up in Googol | 40,000,000 | Biography |
| 2011 | Alma mater | 4,000,000 | Opinion, political views on education in Antarctica |
Personal Life and Family[edit]
Involvement in the Media Industry[edit]
Trivia[edit]
- She teaches launguage arts at Antarctic Academy.
- She was a cook at the age of 27, for one day, as part of the "Writers-Cooks Convention"
Puffles[edit]
She owns five puffles, two more than Aunt Arctic. They were:
- Mua Auza - her most disclipined and filal puffle. She is very kind and loves to play with others.
- Stacy - a puffle which is sister of Casey, is a pop star.
- Cleany - her puffle which is the cleanest among all. Squeaky Clean!
- Happy - her most cheerful puffle, he would usually be seen with a smile.
- Gravy - One word: whodat?
