Life Bay Bee

A Life Bay Bee is a Mwa Mwa Penguin who pretends to experience the normal phases of life. In other words, they'll 'grow up'. Their time from 'Bay Bee' to an 'Adult' depends, however what is known is that once the Life Bay Bee has reached adulthood, it'll either stop or will go back to being a Mwa Mwa Penguin. This is a known cure to Mwa Mwaism, although it isn't known to always work.

Phases

• Birth Stage (Optional) -- The Bay Bee is born inside a Tum Tum Hospital.

• Adoption Stage -- The Mwa Mwa gets adopted somehow. They will speak Mwa Mwa as usual although later speak English.

• Child Stage -- The Mwa 'grows up' into a child. It then 'goes to school' (which usually means going outside the igloo for a while). In this stage it speaks English fluently but is still immature and behaves badly.

• Teenage Stage -- The Mwa Mwa becomes a teenager. It will begin to act like any average teenager. Most of the immaturity is gone.

• Young Adult Stage (Optional) -- The Mwa Mwa 'goes to University'.

• Adult Stage -- The Mwa Mwa is now an adult and 'gets a job' (although sometimes they actually get jobs at this stage).

• Eldery Stage (Optional) -- They are 'now pensioners'. Mwas Mwas rarely go down this route; often they become Mwas Mwas again or not at all. When the elders die, they become Mwas Mwas again and start the process starts again.

These stages can happen through various lengths of times; it can be as long as a day, although the longest reported Life Bay Bee went ten years through the life stages.

Trivia

• About 5% of Mwas Mwas are Life Bay Bees. Only 10% of that 5% lose Mwa Mwaism after going through the life stages.