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According to rumors, Link (also known as Lincoln or 私は、不文律の記事は赤が) is the most important penguin on Antartic Continent. He's in the Str00del Force. Ford Car was the first penguin to find him, but he kept him a secret. The Link Investigation ended on December 31st, 2008. Link was caught by Ford Car and he did community service. Now, he is a free penguin.
- 1 Short Background
- 2 2008 Updates
- 3 Notes, texts, letters and objects
- 4 Trivia
- 5 See Also
This is Link's story.
As a fugitive
In November 2008, Link became a fugitive from the law. Many agents tried to capture him, and on December 31, Ford Car succeeded.
Helping the community
Link's sentence was 31 days of community service. He made an unexpected breakout and fled to Moderator Island but came back 23 minutes later. After these 31 days, Link became a free man.
Updates by the PSA, before he was captured.
November 1st 2008
November 29th 2008
- Link is officially a fugitive from law. There is a 5,000,000 coin reward if you find him.
- First photographic evidence was found. We took it before he created static around the screen. He seems to have a red mark on his right flipper and red eyes. Oooo, scary.
- Yes! YES! We discovered Link's hiding cave!
- Oops. We're too late. He has already escaped!
- We found a letter to G, a picture of the Ski Hill and a to-do list in his cave. Interesting...
- Bad news: Ford Car (the only witness) is missing too!
November 30th 2008
- Ok, we know that something happened between Link and G in 1994: we just don't know what.
- A penguin named Dancing Penguin took a picture of Link with the book Why would 1994 be my worst year?
- We found his other hiding cave. This one had a picture of a mysterious penguin fighting Link.
- Link played Card Jitsu against Ford Car!
Decemeber 1st 2008
- He sneaked into Pen Pen Guin's igloo and turned him into orange goo
- All the boats in the West Yeti Harbor have all sunk. Strange...
- The snowball warfare vault containing DEADLY snow-related weapons,was broke into and emptied
- He forced all penguins to pay him 5 bucks to see him dance. Also strange...
December 2nd 2008
- Link, like yesterday, offered to let people pay him to see him dance, but this time it was with a chick. The chick whacked him in the head.
- Link is writing a book about G called "Why Link Will Kidnap G", which was found under his bed. It currently has only one chapter.
December 13th 2008
- These past 2 weeks were very bad in the Link investigation:
- Link is no longer a secret. Everyone knows about him. There are books, songs, news, pictures... I'm afraid we have to stop the investigation. We're sorry. very sorry.
- Ford Car has gone crazy! He was seen yelling at random penguins, talking to puffles and screaming "WHERE IS HE???".
- Dancing Penguin is missing!
- We will continue the research... though in public.
December 31st 2008
Just when G was having coffee at the Gadget Room, Rookie came and told him that someone captured Link. He rushed to the HQ and guess who he found: Ford Car with a 5 million coins reward. They celebrated and G started dancing the Aloha Dance - awkward...
Notes, texts, letters and objects
Link's to-do list
The Penguin Secret Agency found this.
- Go fishing
- Go swimming
- Take Linky for a walk
- CAPTURE G!
- Find a new hiding cave
- Eat Penghis Khan's hat (weird)
- Conquer Pengolia and Freezeland
- Eat Penghis Khan's other hat
- Capture B!!
- Learn to speak Penguinian.(I cant understand a word those penguins in Freezeland say!)
- CAPTURE F!
- ENSLAVE G'S FAMILY
- GOT TO CATCH THEM ALL!!
- Learn to speak Dorkugese.
- GET ROCKHOPPER!!
- Find Penguin Macro and use his theorized "doomsday device".
- Capture Barkjon!
- Find The legendary amulet of shadow!!
- Kidnap Snowball (puffle) and Jack
- Steal the Robo Dog from Gary's lab.
- Rob Bob to pay Joe
- Rob the bank to buy a cage to capture G
Link's letter to G
YOU STINK ON ICE! If I had the nerve, I would steal your glasses!! (oooh, I want those glasses SO MUCH)
And if your stupid PSA doesn't stop the search, I will do the same thing that happened in 1994! It was my worst year!
G on a Dartboard
Although hilarious, this item (found near the border of Pengolia and Trans-Antarctica) proves that Link despises G with freat intensity. When PSA Agents found this, they laughed. They just couldn't help it!
One agent found a sticky note with the following message:
- "Note to self. Investigate penguin micro, use his theorized doomsday device on USA. After interrogating and torturing, eat his glasses."
He obviously has ulterior motives to destroy Antarctica. Though, "Penguin Micro" is deemed insane.
The Search for Link. By Dancing Penguin.
- He might have superpowers.
- Link is a penguin if you were wondering.
- He used to be a Secret Agent.
- He is a master ninja.
- He's on the Purple Team.
- His main enemy is G.
- Link has a black puffle, Linky. He's evil too.
- He lives in a hiding cave.
- He is a pyromaniac.
- Link and Newman became friends when they first saw each other. Now look at Them: Bff's.
- He is in The Str00del Force
- Link once kidnapped Snowball (puffle)
- Maddie wants to kick him in the fanny.
- Link is one of Copier Guy's best friends.
- How is Ford Car and Laua Auza and other evil (or not) civilians related to him?
- Is he connected to the Evil Lake incidents?
- Why is G his main enemy?
- Why did he want to be secret?
- What was he doing on Penguiki Island?
- How is he related to Penguiki and Zandomia?
- Does Flywish hate him?
- Ford Car and Dancing Penguin
- Laua Auza
- Captain Str00del
- Sergeant Str00del
- Sanity Penguin
- Str00del Force
|Godfather and Underboss|
|Bugzy | GANGSTA G|
|King Snowkinian | ClockWerk | Link|
|Smuggler Gary | Boss of The Robbers|
|Johnny Tightbeak | Vinnie The Pincher | The Robbers | The Two Random Robots | Gambler | Bugzia | Andrew K. Rapone|
|Picciottos and Picciottis|
|Waddle G | Waddle O | Hammer Knight | Daniel Wilson|
|Vincent Terrasini (deseased) | EscarBOI (retired) | Leekduck (quit)|
|Smuggler Gary's Crew | Black Market | Team Stealem | Working Penguins Network (Cyber branch)| Doctor Aye-Que | Papa Flywish | Meme|
|UPM Locations, Stories and Items|
|Double Sicilia | UPM Headquarters | Bugzy's Casino | Villain To Hero | Data World Ultra | LINK STOP LAUGHING MAH BOI | Bugzy's Castle | Piccotio Days of the Fiendish Five|