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The following database consists of paitients subjected to Ned and Natalie's MusicaBrain 3000 device and the songs they sang while attached to it. Join in! Please add a link or video so that we may listen better!


P. Benzin[edit]

1

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: REPEATED PHRASE>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: ALSO SPRACH P. BENZIN>

P.O.P.E. begins singing.

Paaaaayyyyy............ yyyyooouuuurrrr................ bbiillsss...... COME ON! Pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up pay up PAY UP NOW!

Ten........ months......... long............. WAITING! Bishops waiting come on now and pay that cash to us!

Or........ else......... you'll........ BE SAD!! 'Twill be no.... more phones.... we'll shut them off...... -- ooorrrr..... yyoouurrrrr...... FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

<.....END PLAYBACK.........>

*P.O.P.E. finishes long note and passes out. Ned continues the song. (See below.) *


Charles and Director Benny[edit]

These two were hooked up together as a duet to finally solve the mysterious taxpayer's money that went to Absolute Thespian Islet.

The MB3K scanned the mind of Charles to find memories of funding, then did the same with Benny, and with this, they generated a duet to reveal THE TRUTH.

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: MEMORY>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: COULDN'T KICK HIS WAY RIGHT INTO HER HEART>

Director Benny: You see my friends, throughout his career Charles' show was inexplicably unfunded.

Director Benny {morbidly off-key}: My brother Charles could never come up with approval and show funding, even though his show was true high graded aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt.......


Director Benny {morbidly off-key): Yet he lacked finance, so I took up his chance, and took your tax to make ATI ssssssssssstttttttttaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrtttttttt.


Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: Oh yeah! He extracted your taxes and a choice primetime channel. He bought ca-mer-as and contracted the ppppaaarrrttt... he even bought HD syndication...


Director Benny {morbidly off-key): So he got onto the station!


Charles {singing beautifully and pure}: I gained my public funded taxpayer start. Oh yeah.


Charles: GOODNIGHT UNIVERSAL BUREAU OF FICTITIOUS LITERATURE!

<.....END PLAYBACK.......>


Kwiksilver[edit]

It so happened that the MusicaBrain 3000, when connected to Kwiksilver, explored a side of him we've never seen. His Hopeless Romantic. This song concerns a girl Kwik has a crush on at his freelance workplace, the Bureau of Fiction's Department of Time.

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THAT GIRL AT WORK>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: My Freeze Ray>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: HOPELESS ROMANTIC>

Kwiksilver begins singing.

Speaking:Does she even know you're...

Pauses

Working Day

See you there

In a rift

Wondering...


Wanna say

Love the hair

Here I go

Mumbling


With my Vortex' I will stop

the world

With my Vortex' I will find the time to find the words to


Tell you how

How you make

Make me feel

Gah, what's the phrase...


Like a phreak

Kinda new

Semi-insane

Anyways...


With my Vortex' I will stop

the pain

It's not a temporal shift or a TARDIS

That's so Doctor Dock!

I just think you need time to slow

To see I'm the guy to make it real

Adventures you don't dare to see

I'll bend time and space to our will

And we'll make time

stand

STIIIIIILL-LLLLLL-LLLLLLLL!!!!


Instrumental.


That's the plan.

Time and space

You and me

Any day


Love your hair

A female voice can be heard from somewhere else in the Bureau: "What?"

Uh, I, I love the air. Hah!


With my Vortex' I will stop-


The power goes out.

Hat Pop[edit]

HP made this song up and sings it quietly to herself when she's bored. Nobody knows of this song... until now...


<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THOUGHT>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........

<MELODY FOUND: PERRY THE PLATYPUS THEME SONG>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Hat Pop the Bureaucrat>

Hat Pop begins singing.


She's a semi-heroic, rollbackin' user of action...


Background voices: Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo Bah, Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo Bah

She's a fearless rabbit ninja, who scares the vandals away-ay-ay!




She'll do anything you ask, she's got her bunny ears and a mask;

And the others laugh, whenever they hear her say...


"Aw, Snickerdoodles!"


She's Hat Pop! Hat Pop the Bureaucrat!


(Mayor McFlapp: but you are to call her HP)


Hat Pop!


(I said you can call her HP!)


She's HP!

<.....END PLAYBACK.........>

Willy the Penguin[edit]

This just shows that Willy has a weird side that is too weird for society.

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: FOOD. SONGS. SONGS ABOUT FOOD.>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vWm47yPLGc]]>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Too Strange for the public Eye>

Willy begins singing.

"Booopy doo boopy doo boopy doo."

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"I've got this feeling that I should eat a cupcake"

"So that we can have muffins a little later."

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"Sing sing sing sing about bananas all day"

"It's entirely great, it's everywhere.."

"It's not what'd you think....."


The machine broke after that. But it was fixed.


Tails6000[edit]

This is mainly something that proves he is the fastest penguin alive

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THOUGHT.>

<[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4jd0UWGPgY PROCESSING MELODY>

<[1] Melody Found! "Fastest Thing Alive"

<-PLAYBACK...................?>

<static>


2nd Song Scan

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THOUGHT.>

<PROCESSING MELODY>

<[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_ePS0H0SPc MELODY FOUND! Sonic Underground">

<PLAYBACK>

<static...>

TSP[edit]

1[edit]

1. <Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THOUGHTS & MEMORIES>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: Polka-rama>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: TSP's Rant-a-rama>

Music begins.

Let's get a-blocking! Ha, let's get a-blocking, IN HERE!

Let's get a-blocking! Ha, let's get a-blocking, IN HERE!

Let's get a-blocking! Ha, let's get a-blocking, IN HERE!

My word, there's vandals vandals and vandals vandals and vandals vandals and vandals vandals!


I say, "Don't you read?"

You say, "There's no need."

I say, "READ THE RULES!"


I say, "Block's a-go. No swears, don't you know!"

I say, "READ THE RULES!"


Stability, that's what matters to me!

Enforcing stability!

Stabiltiy, don't mess with flawed policy!

Paramount stability!


The edits flowing at the speed of sound, now that's something I can stand!

Peace goes flowing all around, the happiness it makes it gra- aaa- annnnddd!!!


...-and then all will be okay. I want to be your friend all right! Don't you worry at all, I only block vandals who spam and fall, all right?


CENSOR!

CENSOR!

CENSOR!


Don't you wish your leader was clean like me? Don't you wish your leader enforced decency?

Don't you? Don't you?

Don't you wish your leader was kind like me? Don't you wish your leader was fun like me?

Don't you? Don't you, don't you, don't you?


Somebody told me, you did some butter, even though I battled for you last Easter Sunday, of last year!

Why did you do it, why did you do it, using me with evil abound?


...SPAM!

...SPAM!

...SPAM!


I guarentee fun a lot! Go and rollback that vandal slop! Thanks friend, now please don't stop! Keep going and quit you'll not!

Oh! Quitting happens a lot! They see strife and Walrus rot! One taste of unpleasent spot! Return, I guess they'll not!


When the crown causes sadness, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot!

If the sadness tries to get you, write a resign jot, write a resign jot!


Hey Mister User, thank you for serving, come Mister User get promoted one rank up!

I am proud and I'll see you tomorrow, come Mister User or should I say sysop!

Hey Mister! Please Mister User, tell me if you accept, become a sysop!


They took my power! (they took my power)

Saint helped me free! (helped me free)

-and then they posted Un-CP! (Un-CP!)

It was an o'-throwal, I left that town! So shame on thee!


Now I'm not saying she's a sockpuppet, but she resembles that old bloke, bloke!

Now I'm not saying she's a sockpuppet, but she resembles that old bloke, bloke!


Blockage for infinity. There was a need!


Enforce that there policy. Censor indeed!


You're breaking the rules, you see. So I warn thee!


I'll censor that thing....

-and IIIIIIIIIIIII beeeeeeellllliiiieeeeevvvveeeee she's a

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!

SOCK SOCK PUPPET!


Ned and Natalie: HEY! The machine's broken!

Mayor McFlapp: Maybe you'll have to unplug, wot!


(TS continues saying "SOCK SOCK PUPPET". Ned, Natalie, and Mayor McFlapp cover their ears.)

Mayor McFlapp: Ahh, stupid bally junk!

(Mayor McFlapp unplugs the MB3K, TSP stops.)

<.....END PLAYBACK.........>



2[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THOUGHTS & MEMORIES>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: American Pie>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: The Day the Weekee Died>

A long, long time ago... I can still remember how that Weekee used to make me smile.

...-and I sat upon my grand throne, and the users edits made me dance

and all was real productive, for a while.

-but Novemeber, to my horror, Demon Penguins rose from the floor-er.

One slept on evil's doorstep, I couldn't take that kind of hep!

I can't remember if I sighed when I raised the flag with Dictate cry,

-but my regime was so despised... the day... the Weekee... died.


So bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


Five Crisis inside that hub

-and to each one there I banned and shoved

-because my morales told me so.


-oh do you remember Crisis Four

When Slow Poke kicked him out the door?

Yet I helped to save my friend, once mooorrreee....


-and I know that you assisted Ben,

Your IP even told me when!

Your name was Barn Owls Rule,

As promoter I was a foooolll!


I was a dictator with no luck,

When I tried to appoint some rules of yuck.

-and Top Agents messed it up,

it helped, the Weekee die!


Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


Now, for two years I sat on that throne,

-Barkjon's gone and I'm alone.

Though that's not how it used to be...

When Saint Robbsi ran, no tyranny! It worked, and there was no regime...

-and the voice, it came from hierarchy...


Then Robbsi, he just left that town!

Upon my head, he placed a crown!

-with Barkjon, I did learn,

The Weekee's codes and burns!


As I started to a-make my mark,

Ten promos came with a spark,

The first Crisis, what a snark.

It helped, the Weekee die!


Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


Vandal's helpers they swept the shelter

- spammed beyond the farthest yelper.

Some may remain, and alaasssssss.......................


My rulings gone, my time had passed.

The villains tried to act real crass,

-yet I banned them and remained upon the maaassssttt....


Now the Ministry made Uber fume,

I fought got banished from the room.

I almost got up to scream, OH, but I was losing my regime!

For, the Walrus masses took the field,

They were Str00deled, refused to yield!


Do you recall the MOW revealed?

It made, the Weekee die!


Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


So, Uberfuzzy put me in my place.

The MOW disbanded, I'd lost the race.

My time in office was running thin.


So come on, stay in office, don't you quit!

Stand and fight and defend it!

For, Str00del was my last and final stand...


Oh, as I saw that wisdom page,

I began to diminish all my rage.

That mushroom, I could tell, was a syntex man as well!

So as unstable laws fell left-and-right.

I knew that I had lost in the fight,

-I saw haters laughing with delight.

Some day, this site would die!


Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


......................


I met a bird, his feathers blue.

He showed me a world, 'twas happy too.

-the Dictator, he left thay day.

Yet I came back again once more

-and saw an advert for eyesore!

It was evil, made me nauseous, 'twas unho-layyyyyy.....


So in the maze the users screamed.

Supporters cried and reformers dreamed...

The flag was lowered, no jokin'...

-the system, it was broken...


-and the three birds I admired most...

Robbsi, Bark, and V-Rex's ghost.

They disappeared from the server's host.

The day, our Weekee, died.


They were mourning...........

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob.

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job...

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,

-and I knew that the Weekee would die, or at least it did in my eye...


See the Fanon!

Bye, bye, Mister clothes writing mob!

I tried to keep it stable but it cost me my job!

I saw wretched reform installed in one stupid nigh,~

-and that's how the Wikee did die!


<END PLAYBACK.........>

Arachnid Boy[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: THEME SONGS!!!!>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<MELODY FOUND: [2]>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Arachnid Boy's Theme Song>

Arachnid, Arachnid

Does whatever a spider can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches thieves just like fish

Look Out!

Here comes Arachnid Boy!!!!


Is he PWNSOME?

Listen bud,

He's got radioactive blood.

Can he jump over your head

Take a look overhead

Hey, there

There goes the Arachnid!!!!


In the chill of day

At the scene of a crime

He arrives just in time!!!!


Arachnid, Arachnid

Friendly neighborhood Arachnid

Wealth and fame

He's ignored

Bruises is his reward.


To him, life is a great big bang up

Whenever there's a holdup

You'll find the ARACHNID BOY!!!!!!!!!!

<END PLAYBACK.........>


Tsar MobileShroom I[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: OPINION>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: Bye Bye>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Buy Buy>


Gas, you sure did good

Building up the autos against your fiscal plight.


I guess you're not so strong,

Thinking the money would flow

All day and night.


You were putting all your loot and funds on the line

Said you'd had the dimes,

You could pay the fines

-and stay in the grind.


Well I guess that it's tough,

YOU'RE BANKRUPT!


Buy buy, cars,

Feds take you over


Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your Ego took a whack,

-and that's a fact!


We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills

In the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy.....


Don't think all those fears

From your cheap army here

Will stop the score.


You'll find your wads of cash

In a giant stash

Where your yachts are moored.


Gas what did you expect us to do?

Just sit around

Foreclose castle too?


Well, I'm through hearing you

whine it's not fair.

It's my job as Czar

To steal your car!


Buy buy, cars,

Feds take you over


Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your ego took a whack,

-and that's a fact!


We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills in the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy.....


Go file bankrupt, I guess.

I've done my quest

-and swiped your part.


So let's get this restructure start buy cars,

Feds take you over


Got a bailout now in exchange for your labor

-and I've been crowned a Car Czar.

Your ego took a whack,

You can count on that!


We tried all things we could waver,

We tried all bills in the Grand Legislature,

Your cars died,

Czar shall take it for a ride!

Buy buy, buy private enterpise, buy buy.....


<END PLAYBACK.........>

Happyface[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: memory>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: [3]>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Hungry for Mabel>

Happyfce is hanging out with Zapwire, when he follows hi into a secret entrance. He realizes his trapped in an MMK meeting place, and music begins to play in his mind.

At the committee, hanging with Zapwire

Dream of Fishway, lung's are on fire

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

Clansmen crowd me, give me some space!

And catch my breath, they come closer from behind

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!


Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!


Mocked by the cruelest, too scared to cry

Mabel's your icon says your birthright

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!

No lipid drumming on her fur its finite

You feel her fur, you fall and faint

M M K, M M K, M M K, M M K, M M M K!


Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!



(hungry for Mabel

Hungry for Mabel

Hungry for Mabel)


Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!


Clansmen abound!

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Pur-ple hats!, Its a big crowd

And their hungry for Ma-bel!!!

Paddle the boat, in har-mo-ny

Their on the hunt and their after you!

Mabel is angry with eyes like skyline

And their hungry for Ma-bel......

Happyface screams and starts punching the MMK members, destroying their Mabel Memorial


Explorer 767[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: Habit>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: I Like to Move It, Move It>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: I Like to Edit, Edit>


I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!


All users all over the site, original Explorer giving an address, yo!

I love how all the users tell their stories, and when you tell your stories, you gonna tell them nice, and fluent, and clearly! All right?


You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!

You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!


USER!

Rollback and delete, rollback and rollback and rollback and delete! C'mon!

Rollback and delete, rollback and rollback and rollback and delete!


Nice trick, fantastic, a character you're writing how long is it?

Nice trick, fantastic, a character you're writing how long is it?

Nice trick, fantastic, a character you're writing how long is it?

Nice trick, fantastic, a character you're writing how long is it?


WHAT?!?


I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!

I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!


Instrumental


You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!

You write a tale, and you type it all up, original's cute but a parody's awesome!


HQA: that's what I'm talkin' about!

Info box: you need to write that all out!

Add an image: now that's what makes us shout!

Got an idea: well don't sit there and pout!


Well you sit at bay, start to edit, write that text and tell all it!

User that's nice and you've got a good trick, a character you're writing how long is it?

Well you sit at bay, start to edit, write that text and tale all it!

User that's nice and you've got a good trick, a character you're writing how long is it?


OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!


I LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, HE LIKES TO EDIT EDIT, SHE LIKES TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO: EDIT!

THEY LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, YOU LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, I LIKE- wait, I? Did I do "I"? I think I did "I like to"... hmm, I like... We? What about we? They, we've done they...

Wait, I have another, here's another... them? Is that grammatically correct? THEM LIKE TO EDIT EDIT?


I'll make Benny mad: THEM LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, WE LIKE TO EDIT EDIT... err...


There's got to be another way... needs to be far worse grammar... us? Will "us" make him angry?

US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT! That's the one!

US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO EDIT EDIT, US LIKE TO: EDIT!

EDIT! EDIT! EDIT EDIT! EDIT! EDIT!


Okay, then. While I'm here, I'll tell you a little story. It's a small story TSP used to tell me, he was a Dictator in that time...

I first joined, probably about... a year or so ago... as an IP Address, yeah. I remember that things changed a lot.


In those days, it wasn't so complex. There wasn't a Bureau or the latest stock, and what kind of things you were writing, and who had the latest new idea they put up. You know, in those days it was just and a couple of long-time users, writing a new country, you know.


Write new country! Write new country! Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo! EDIT!


You really think this song is never gonna end? Well, it is. In three, two, one...


Not bad, huh? I like it.


Ninjinian[edit]

<Scanning....................>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: Eh?>

<-PLAYBACK...................->

<PROCESSING MELODY.........>

<MELODY FOUND: You Rock My World>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: Cookies Rock My Socks>


My tummy... will never be so small, cause cookies came, and made me change.

The way they taste, the way they smell, I cannot explain the things I feel for them...


But cookies, you know they're good. Stay with me, fulfill my beak, and they'll be all I need.


Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, tastes so right, I've searched for the perfect food all my life,

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it smells sooooo nice. Have finally found my perfect food is them...,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


In time I knew that nourish they'd bring. This tastiness to me,

I tried to keep my sanity, I ate messily..

Cookies, you know it seems. My life is so complete, A food that's true because of me. Keep doing what they do (being tasty)


Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think that I. Have finally found the perfect food I searched for all, perfect fooooodd....

Oh, oh, oh, oh, who'd think I'd find. Such a perfect food that's so right,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Baker, I know that this is nice. I felt the dough all in the air.

And baker, I'll never get enough. That's why I always have to have you here... COOKIES!


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,


Cookies rock my socks, they know they do. And everything I own I give

The tastiest food who'd think I'd find. Someone like cookies to call mine,

12yz12ab's Song[edit]

<SCANNING..........>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: MEMORY>

<PROCESSING MELODY...................>

<MELODY FOUND: (Cannot link to it, it is against site rules)>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE:I Like Bold Text>

Some random penguin in the chatroom:OMG liek look at his text just liek rly big looks liek one of the penguins who goes on chatroom every day...

12yz12ab (Who uses correct grammar, even in the chatroom):I like bold TEXT and I cannot lie.

The whole chatroom can't deny.

Cause when a user logs in with the really bold text and you see it and you just get STUNG

You need to size up your text 'cause you just want to impress

Look at the color he's using

(UNFINISHED)

  • The machine exploded.*

Rocket Slug's Song[edit]

<Playback.........>

<Melody found...SMILE, SMILE, SMILE>

<Melody parody...GRIN, GRIN, GRIN>

My name is Rocket Sluh (hello)

And I'm here to say (how are you?)

I've come to make you grin and then I'll brighen up your day

It will never matter to me (nope, nope)

If you can't even see (m-hm)

That cheering you up now is just especially my thing!

Because I love to make you grin, grin, grin, yeah I do.

It fills me up with sunshine all up in, yeah it does.

And all I need to see's a grin, grin, grin from these penguin friends of mine.

I wanna see you beam (that's cool)

I wanna see you smile (yes!)

The corners of your mouth turned up is - *BZZZT* *BZZZT*

(The machine breaks)

Auzziez Rulez's Song[edit]

<MENTAL COGNITIVE THOUGHT>

<PLAYBACK...>

<MELODY FOUND: FLO RIDA - LOW [4]>

<GENERATED PARODY TITLE: High>

Auzziez had them Puffle Bottom Jeans

Shoes with the sparks (with the sparks)

The whole pub was lookin' at the sparks (at the sparks)

He hit the snow (he hit the snow)

Next thing ya know, Auzziez got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Them skinny turtlenecks

and the boombox with the songs

He turned around and gave that big loser a bonk

He hit the snow (he hit the snow)

Next thing ya know, Auzziez got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

C'mon.

Flystar's Song(s)[edit]

<SCANNING...>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: BOOMS AND PRANKS>

<-PLAYBACK...->

<PROCESSING MELODY...>

<MELODY FOUND: SOMETHING ABOUT A PURPLE DINOSAUR?>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: PRANKING MABEL>

I hate you!

You hate me!

Let's get together and prank Mabel!

With a big big BOOM times 10!

She'll need a big smack too!


<SCANNING...>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: SOMETHING ABOUT A BRUSH? AND MONEY?>

<-PLAYBACK...->

<PROCESSING MELODY...>

<MELODY FOUND: SOMETHING ABOUT ROWING A BOAT?>

<GENERATED PARODIED TITLE: RANDOM CLEANING>

Verse 1: Brush, brush, brush the sink, brush it every day!

Housekeeping, housekeeping, housekeeping, housekeeping,

Life is but a job!

Verse 2: Get, get, get money, get a million!

Finance, finance, finance, finance,

Life is but richness!


<SCANNING...>

<MENTAL COGNITIVE FOUND: UNKNOWN>

<-PLAYBACK->

<PROCESSING MELODY...>

<CANNOT PROCCESS FOR FOLLOWING REASON: NO MORE IDEAS. MUST THINK ANOTHER TIME.>


Freecie1[edit]

<SCANNING MIND> <MIND SOURCE FOUND: INVENTION> <PROCESSING MELODIE>thumb|300px|right <STARTING SONG> (Old timey music starts

Jump in my cold igloo, even though it may exploooooode! (Ba ba ba baaaaa) Bring your weird robot, guarantee it's gonna laauugh (HA HA HA HA HA) I've got this feelin', This machine will not explode, but just go your own way, that's for, that's for today! Icecream's what ya make it, everything is just a blaaaaast! If I make this time bomb, would people always aaaasssk? I've got this fellin', this machine will not explode, The future looks like an explosion, that's for sure, The good invention's here and your's, Invited to some convention, And guess what i've maaaade? to to da da daaaay? (Turns into techno-jazz fusion)

THATS A RAP!


Agent Meltie[edit]

<SCANNING MIND>

<MIND SOURCE FOUND: HORROR/GROSSNESS>

<PROCESSING MELODY: DISTURBIA-RIHANNA>

<PROCESSING PARODY: ZOMBIFIED>

<STARTING SONG>

Doom doom de doom doom doom de doom

What's wrong right now?

Why do I feel so ill?

I'm going zombeh now

No more cash, in my pack, can't even get-a started

Nothing done, nothing used, can't even waddle dur' it

Durin' life, in my mind, don't even sleep on it

Feels like I'm going zombeh, yeah

It's that Xet in the night to come and steal you

It can take all your thoughts and it'll zombeh you

A headstrong Zitizen he will disturb you

It's too scary for happy

Pull on your best stuff, you're on the planet of evil

You don't even play nice, watch out you might just be zombeh

Don't think twice, Xet'll interrupt you

So just get out to be wise

Your mind's is all zombified, it's like the dark night brings light

Zombified, is he scarin' you tonight?

Zombified, are you gonna be alright?

Zombified, he makes you zombified

My old blog is going to happ'ly make me wanna sing

Oh, a storm, my dumb calls, the phone ain't gonna ring

I gotta ditch him or get rich now

It's too scary for happy, doooom!

It's that Xet in the night to come and steal you

It can take all your thoughts and it'll zombeh you

A headstrong Zitizen he will disturb you

I feel so zombie, yeah!

Pull on your best stuff, you're on the planet of evil

You don't even play nice, watch out you might just be zombeh

Don't think twice, Xet'll interrupt you

So just get out to be wise

Your mind's is all zombified, it's like the dark night brings light

Zombified, is he scarin' you tonight?

Zombified, are you gonna be alright?

Zombified, he makes you zombified

Release me from my zombie stage

I can't even hold in my rage

If you don't know-oh

I feel like I'm gonna vom-it.......

Pull on your best stuff, you're on the planet of evil

You don't even play nice, watch out you might just be zombeh

Don't think twice, Xet'll interrupt you

So just get out to be wise

Your mind's is all zombified, it's like the dark night brings light

Zombified, is he scarin' you tonight?

Zombified, are you gonna be alright?

Zombified, he makes you zombified

Austin 8310[edit]

<SCANNING MIND>

<MIND SOURCE FOUND: OPINION>

<PROCESSING MELODY: I REALLY DON'T HATE CHRISTMAS>

<PROCESSING PARODY: I REALLY DON'T HATE FISCH MUCH>

<STARTING SONG>


The worker shrugged, and plugged the machine in, and put the unconcious Austin in the machine.


Austin starts singing.


(Austin's voice when he sings sounds like that. And that's the melody.)


You see Gottfried is a horror, and Vickers is a mess,

Jock is a lot of pain, and Leonardo's a pest!

Clovis is a horror but I guess I must confess

That I really don't hate Fisch much!


You see Brendan is infernal, Bernard is just a bore,

Sancho is a waste, unless you own a airplane store

All these other Hochstadts I can admit that I abhor,

But I really don't hate Fisch much.


Now, it isn't that I like him, at the most I feel ambivalence,

But should I really just destroy him? I'll admit that I'm still on the fence,

It makes me tense!


From the bounty hunters community I'm sure to get ejected,

But for Fisch I can't seem to summon any true invective,

Because what is there to hate? I mean, it's really so objective.

No, I really don't hate Fisch much.


I hate puffles and terns, I hate flowers in the spring,

Heck, I even hate the sunshine and the people when they sing,

I can work up animosity for almost anything.

Tell me why I don't hate Fisch much?


Though my enemies are atrocious, Fisch never was that bad, you see,

So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy.

What's wrong with me?


How can I prove that I'm an evil guy worth his salt

When with a enemy so good I can't even find a fault?

If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault.

But I really don't hate Fisch much.

Heck, kick line!

No, I really...

No, I really don't hate Fisch much!



Benny paused.


"McFlapp, I don't think hooking him up to the Musicabrain 3000 was a good idea."


McFlapp (who was cringing) nodded.


"And that's a wrap!"

962minez[edit]

(As a patient in the Eastshield Hope Hospital)

<SCANNING>

<Mental cognitive found: RANDOM----3148391413947>

<Song: PLEDGING MY LOVE>

(962minez starts singing)

Forever my darling my love will be true always and forever I'll love just you

Just promise me darling your love in return

Make this fire in my soul dear forever burn

(Other patients' jaws drop)

My heart's at your command dear to keep love and to hold

Making you happy is my desire dear keeping you is my goal

I'll forever love you the rest of my days I'll never part from you and your loving way

My heart's at your co-

(The whole of Eastshield gets a blackout. There are sparks coming out of the MB3K when it blacked out.)

Snow[edit]

<Processing mental database...>

Song title: Awesome Puffles!

Snow starts singing and dancing...

PUFFLE TIME!

Puffle party!

Yeeeah!

Let's start the party! 1...2...3...

PUFFLES ARE THE BOMB!

WORKING WITH MANY ABILITIES.

BEING SO CUTE AND CUDDLY IS MY BEST DREAM!

...Uh oh!

Snow breaks the fourth wall

But I don't wanna!


<Searching for other songs...>

<Melody found!>

<Song title: There's a Puffle in your bed!>

A Puffle is some fuzz that can eat certain things

Just as long as those things are edible (And it likes 'em!)

It'll only eat thing such as cookies, space food and chocolate

and these things it finds incredible!

A puffle has a beautiful coat of fur,

And now you know what I mean. (Wahoo!)

If you ever meet a puffle and you take him to your house

Make sure he's very very clean!

CHORUS

Cuz there's a PUFFLE IN YOUR BED! (x3)

And everybody's sleepy now!

Cuz there's a puffle in your bed! (x3)

So nobody can take a nap!

Repeat chorus

Chorus 2

Monday we eat dragon fruit

Tuesday we eat carrots!

Wednesday we eat puffle O's

They really make some burp. (Gross!)

Thursday we eat Puffle food, a classic puffle meal! (Yummy!)

And Friday we eat apples to fill up our tummies!

Repeat chorus x2

Thursday night we had some gum!

Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!

We had some sleep, and had some fun!

Puff! Puff! Puff! Puff!

Repeat

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Chorus

Repeat Chorus 2

Repeat Intro

DA END!


<Processing Snow's sea of songs> <Melody FOUND!> <Name: ???> <Processing...>

Happy Puffle to you!

Happy Puffle to you!

We really love you!

Happy Puffle to you!

Ned[edit]

<PROCESSING> <MELODY FOUND> <SONG: ALSO SPRACH P. BENZIN (CONTINUATION)>

P...O...P...E...You've gotten the best of us...(The best of us...)

I pray for health...(The best of us...)

And must the bills not come...I'd say goodbye to fun...

But why, have you been finished for our sake

Should we look like fools, the best we'd only take

I'm sorry, for your loss we face


Sadly, I should move on from this absolute heck

And to you, I might look like an absolute wreck

What is the secret, I'd be on the main deck


I assume your love will stay eternal

And bless the man, director of us all

We've seen our share of the myth of heaven

In the afterlife, we'll see you again

Pope Benzin, our love...


Mcdonalds394[edit]

<PROCESSING>

<HOLDER SING?: NO>

<SONG: ???>

This is the song that doesn't end

Yes, it goes on and on my friend

Some people started singing it not knowing what it was

And they'll continue singing it forever just because

This is the song that doesn't end...

  • Mcdonalds394 turns it off*