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Mabel tries to teach Penghis Khan grammar
Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I, ME-ME-ME-ME-ME. Now you try.
Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan, Penghis Khan. How did Penghis Khan do?
(Penghis Khan smiles)
Mabel: YOU COMPLETELY CUCKOO ILLEIST! That's the THIRD PERSON speech! It's grammatically WRONG!! WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG!
Penghis Khan: WHY YOU INSOLENT LITTLE--LITTLE--Little... SERVANTS! FIND A THESAURUS SO PENGHIS KHAN CAN LOOK UP A SYNONYM FOR BEAST! THEN PENGHIS KHAN WILL WHACK THIS PUFFLE WITH A FISH!!"
Danny: Roget's 21st, sir! *knocks Mabel out with book*
Xavier (not the Judge, the puffle): Oh, well hit, Daniel! *whacks Mabel with shovel*
Clyde: Yeah, you could say she hit the books! HAHAHAHA... Mabel: OW OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Clyde: (Whacks Mabel with Godzilla's Butt)
Mabel: Aaaaaaahhhhh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mabel Scolds Xavier
Judge Xavier: Now as I was say- (looks at Mabel) MABEL! YA TOOK MUH LITTLE CHAIR! GIVE ME BACK MUH CHAIR!
Mabel: Hey Judge Xavier! Don't avert your EYE when talking to me!
Judge Xavier: I have two eyes, thank ya very much.
Mabel: It's pronounced "YOU" and "MY", your Dishonor. Now you try it.
Judge Xavier: Ya and- wait... did ya just call me ya "DISHONER"?!
Mabel: Um... no.
Judge Xavier: Oh. Okay then.
(Judge Xavier attempts to eat his gavel.)
Mabel: (under her breath) freak.
Judge Xavier: HEY! (Mabel gulps)
Judge Xavier: Ya never gave me back muh chair!
(Mabel lets out a sigh of relief, and gives Xavier back his chair)
Judge Xavier: I missed yuh, Jonesworth...
Clyde: (to Scooter) Hey, I came up with a new joke: Mabel's four-eyed!
Mabel: What did you say?
Scooter: (loudly) Such a nice bloke, that guy!
- Mabel: (to Clyde and Scooter) : Alright, I've had enough! You two are going DOWN!!!
- Mabel: (during band practice) Honestly, Xavier, you missed a note.
Danny: (shaking his... wait do puffles have a "head"?) Mabel, why do you always say things in G minor?
Mabel:(in a concert hall) Alright, everyone. I'll show you just how good my violin skills are. (plays Pachelbel's Canon in D Major very badly)
Later that day...
Danny: (faking a professional air) Did you see Mabel's violin concerto this morning? The first crescendo was very uplifting.
Clyde: (faking a professional air) Yes, quite uplifting. So uplifting, in fact, that a substantial number of the audience floated out of their seats and right out the exit.
Clyde: (while sleeping) No, stop that... Help! Heelp!
Danny: Wake up! You were shouting "Heelp!"
Clyde: (breathlessly) I had a dream about Mabel playing the violin all the time!
Danny: Actually, she IS playing it.
Mabel: Shut up! I'm having a concert! Everybody loves me! (the audience also has nightmares)
Bengal: But you asked me to block the doors!
Mabel: Bengal, don't interrupt me. Now let me resume playing!
Clyde and Danny: Uh-oh!
WHAT?!? in the courthouse
Mabel: Why can't we watch WHAT?!? in the courthouse?
(other delegates shout out various responses)
Jacko #1558: Vhat?!
Fred 676: Go eat a Mobius Strip!
Wave Jones: ................................! (Lit. And drink shome water from Klein Bottle!)
?: There is only one worse thing than a screening of WHAT?!?: two screenings of WHAT?!?.
Judge Xavier: Yah, it wud give meh an' Jonesworth a mental scar fuh life!
Mayor McFlapp: Aye, 'twould be a disgrace to South Pole City, wot wot?.
Henry Shipper: Arrr, d'you think we watch pointless garbage in here?
Bob McGoo: Marm, you'm prorbably dee worst 'uffle in 'ee brainbox deepartament.
Explorer 767: Yeah, you must be completely cuckoo, Mabel!
(everyone stares at Explorer, who has just arrived)
Mabel: (face reddening) What did you call me?
Explorer: Tsk, tsk, you don't realize who's the owner here, do you...
(Mabel realises her mistake and smiles innocently)
Explorer: Good. Now, seeing as I'm here, I think you ought to... (motions to door)
Mayor McFlapp: (helpfully) Step aside?
(Council members nod fervently)
Explorer 767: Exactly. Out you go!
Mabel: (under her breath) Insolent cuckoo-headed freak.
Eat a Harpsichord
Mabel: (to Penghis Khan) You are the worst gong musician ever! Yet I can't even hear you!
Penghis Khan: Penghis Khan wants you to eat a harpsichord! Then Penghis Khan will photograph it!
Penghis Khan: You heard Penghis Khan. Go eat a harpsichord!
Mabel: I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE THE EMPEROR OF A CUCKOO FISH-SLAPPING COUNTRY! YOU WILL DIE!
Penghis Khan: FACE PENGHIS KHAN'S FISH!
Mabel: BRING IT, TINY!
(Just then, Explorer arrives. He immediately asseses the situation and cuts the rope of the chandelier, causing it to crash on both Mabel and Khan.)
Explorer: (to stunned council members) So, how'd the meeting go?
Jacko 1558: (weakly) Ehh... Mabel tried to eat zee 'arpzichord?
Clyde: (to Scooter) I'm really considering becoming an illeist, just to annoy Mabel.
Mabel: I heard that, you impudent cuckoo-headed furball!
Clyde: Oh really? Well, prepare to hear our newest album: Annoying Sounds!
(Band procedes to make a huge cacophony using gongs, bells, foghorns, and anvils)
Mabel: AAAAAH!!! Get that annoying sound out of my head!
Clyde: Louder and faster, guys! We're close to driving her insane!
Fred 676: If one angle of a triangle is 90 degrees and one of the other angles is known, the third is thereby fixed, because the three angles of any triangle add up to 180 degrees... (this was forked from Wikipedia)
Mabel: Uh-oh, I actually understood that! Am I turning into a geek?
Fred: Yes, I think you are. Next lecture: sines, cosines and tangents!
Judge Xavier: Hmm. Today on tha schedule it says "Prank Mabel".
(Everyone throws their chairs at Mabel then shove crackers down her throat. Happyface141 and Barkjon take turns smacking her with pillows)
(Mabel sits down on chair, but jumps up.)
Mabel: YEEOWCH! Who the waffle put a tack on my stool?!
(Mabel looks at Barkjon)
Barkjon: Oh, crud....
(Council starts laughing while Mabel chases Barkjon outside)
Mabel: You little flightless bird! Wait until I get to you!
(Barkjon laughs while running)
Mabel: Did I hear you call me a flightless ball of fat fluff? Argh!!!!
WHAT?!? on TV
Mabel: (while watching WHAT?!?) Ahh... I love this movie. Huh, I wonder why all those other snobs think it's boring.
Happyface141: (overhearing) WHAT?! You love that movie? It's so boring!!!
Mabel: (turning to the readers) Sigh... I told you so.
Explorer 767: (overhearing) Hey, Mabel! I thought I grounded you from breaking the fourth wall!
Mabel: Oh yeah, you sniveling doofus? Try breaking this! (shoves Explorer into the world of the movie)
Happyface: Oh, gosh!!!
(The Trio attempt to get Explorer out of the TV World by knocking on the TV screen. They start trying to break the glass, but only manage to make the TV topple over.)
Mabel: (watching the futile attempts of the Trio) Hmph. I'm going to get a drink of water.
Explorer: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEE---------
(Darkness falls around Explorer)
Explorer: (in bed) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! (hyperventilating, clutching his covers) Whew. It was just a dream.
(Mabel is watching "WHAT?!?" in the other room)
Explorer: AAAHH!! It was real! (Explorer cowers under the covers and his little propeller hat falls off)
(In the other room...)
Mabel: (rolls eyes) What is my cuckoo headed freak of a master doing now?
(Explorer screams from the other room, and a shovel flies through the wall, nearly striking Mabel's collection of commerative plates)
Mabel: (turning to the readers, thus breaking the fourth wall again) What an idiot. (picks up a plate and goes off to chase Explorer)