Mabel von Injoface XVIII/Quotes
Mabel: Hey, you! I don't like you!
Mabel: You are really stupid! Do you know how I know I'm right? It is because I'm the greatest and everything I say is right!
Mabel: If it wasn't for me, my daughter would be the best puffle alive!
Mabel: Hey Abel, it's me Mabel, I heard that you just had a daughter.
Abel: Yes, she's in that crib next to Charas
Mabel: Hello! How's the little Mabel XIX?
Abel: Her name is Susan.
Abel: Her name is-
Mabel: I heard you alright, but how could you name her Susan!?
Abel: Why not? Susan is a nice name.
Mabel: Okay, okay, okay, you know how important it is to carry down the Mabel namesake! I demand that you change her name to Mabel XIX!
Abel: It's the 20th century. I can name my kids whatever I want.
Mabel: HOW CAN YOU %^$&*%&^&*^& DO THIS TO ME!? I'm your sister!
Abel: Look, maybe Lenard can name his daughter Mabel XIX if he has one.
Mabel: Lenny!? That square will never get a mate.
Abel: Um, he does have a girlfriend now. You know that.
Mabel: Jennifer? Pffft. He's only using her so that she can get him to a high spot. When he's done, he'll dump her, and die a lonely death.
Abel: That was just cold, Mabel. You crossed the line. And this is a normal von Injoface telling you that.
Mabel: I'm taking that as a compliment! And you owe me big time!
Abel: Okay, if it make you feel any better, there is a way for you to have children without a mate. Down in the fertility clinic they are able to impregnate puffles with some kind of crazy technology. You can go down there, pay them, and have a child who you can name whatever you want!
Mabel: really...? Well, off to the fertility clinic! You still owe me something.
Abel: How about I give you money? Everybody loves money, and I have lots of it.
Mabel: You really know how to settle down a deal, brother.
Nurse: Okay, Ms. von Injoface. I'm glad that you're choosing this to have children. It really shows that us females don't need males to have children of our own.
Mabel: Then why do I need to choose a father for my child?
Nurse: Well, um, what I mean is that we don't need to marry men to have children.
Mabel: That's not you said before! You said that we "don't need males to have children of our own" period. You said something you didn't mean.
Nurse: Okay... you don't have to point it out.
Mabel: And you don't need to say stuff like that especially since you sometimes will say it in a way that comes out wrong. Now show me the donors!
Nurse: Here they are...
Mabel: Lemme see... no... no... no... wait.. Dustin? The' Dustin? Lemme see a photo!
Mabel: Z0mg! It is him *pants* I wanna have his baby, I wanna have his baby!!!! Z0mg! He is leik soooooooooooo hawt!
Nurse: okay... I'll sign you up.
Mabel: whatever just let me see!
Nurse: Here you go *hands out babies* what do you want to name them?
Mabel: I'll name that one Mabel because it's my name, and that one Cabel because it sounds like Mabel.
Nurse: Er, I don't think Cabel is a name...
Mabel: Shut up! I can do whatever I want!
Mabel: Whatever just let me see!
Nurse: Here you go *hands out babies* I suppose you'll name them something that rhymes with "Mabel"
Mabel: What? Are you crazy? I'm not getting another fat blob like Cabel! I'm giving them other names! Charles and Emilia, after some relatives. That makes me a better puffle than Abel. HA!
Nurse: Um, okay.
Susan: Hi aunt Mabel.
Mabel XVIII: Yes, Susan?
Susan: Well, I was just getting lonely and decided that I wanted to have children...
Mabel XVIII: Well, what's stopping you?
Susan: Nobody's good enough for me.
Mabel XVIII: Yeah, I had that problem. Fixed it up though with-
Susan: I know how, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Mabel XVIII: Did you just interrupt me? Don't answer, I know you did.
Susan: I'm sorry...
Mabel XVIII: Well, what did you want to talk about?
Susan: You see, as a lawyer, I'll be on duty a lot, and a pregnancy might hinder my job ability for a few months?
Mabel XVIII: And what do you want me to do about it?
Susan: Well, you've been my favorite aunt so-
Mabel XVIII: I'm your only aunt!
Susan: *ahem* So I was wondering if... you would be the surrogate mother for my child.
Mabel XVIII: What?!
Susan: I'd be so flattered if you bore my baby! I need to work, and you're too good for work, so you'll have the time for this.
Mabel XVIII: but you think you're too good to carry the baby yourself because you have a job?
Susan: Well, yes, but-
Mabel XVIII: I like that attitude, I'll do it. If only you were my daughter isntead of that ugly Cabel or stupid Emily...
Susan: Yes, well, we can't all get our way.
Emily: Hello Mother, darling!
Mabel: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Emily: I hope you don't mind me coming in *walks in house*
Mabel: Actually, I do. I don't care that you're my daughter, I don't care that you're anything! You have no right to come inside. GET OUT!!!!
Emily: Actually, I do. *Takes out warrant* You are officially under arrest by the fashion police *handcuffs*
Mabel: Wait.. WHAT!? YOU CAN'T ARREST ME! I'M YOUR MOTHER! Besides, I don't have hands that you can cuff.
Emily: I don't care that you're my mother, I only care that you have a horrible taste in fashion. TAKE HER AWAY, GIRLS!
Elizabeth: You have the right to remain silent.
Mabel: Well, I'm not taking that right. EMILY!!!! YOU CAN'T #$^$%%% DO THIS!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! I GAVE LIFE TO YOU!!! %$^$^%♬℗ഊΔ Ω ͏ Ϡ ‽ Я ҉ ҈ ҂ Ӷ ۩ ᴥ ᵯ ₠ ∏ ℗ Й Ӝ ि আ இ
Emily: We'll have to fix up your fashion taste in screaming too!
Cabel: Hey mom, the doctor just told me that three days I'll die if I don't lose weight. Ha, ha, funny, right?
Mabel: Right, you dying would be pretty funny!
Cabel: You are quite the kidder mom. But I meant that the stupid doctor being wrong was the funny part.
Mabel: I wasn't kidding. You are a pathetic excuse for a puffle, and deserve to die. You are an insult to me, your twin sister, also my favorite child, and the rest of our family. And just by looking at the size of your waist, I think and hope the stupid doctor was right!
Cabel: Er... that wasn't as funny as the first thing you said.
Mabel: I'm not trying to be funny, I'm saying the facts. Your death should be celebrated!
Cabel: I appreciate that you are trying to make my laugh, but that was kind of mean.
Mabel: It IS mean, I mean it, I am mean, and I'm telling the truth.
Cabel: You really shouldn't tell those jokes to the person you're talking about. Especially your kid, like me.
Mabel: I'M NOT ^%&*%^$ TELLING JOKES! I MEAN EVERYTHING I SAID! GAH, YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PUFFLE EVER!
Cabel: Mom, are you all right? Your jokes are getting worse and worse...
Mabel: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! WHY COULDN'T YOU TURN OUT MORE LIKE YOUR SISTER! SKINNIER, SMARTER, KNOW WHEN I'M %^&%^&$^& TRYING TO BE FUNNY!!!!!!
Cabel: Okay, now that was a good one, ha, ha, ha!
Mabel: Δ Ω ͏ Ϡ ‽ Я Ӝ ि ᕇ &^%&^ ⃔ ♞ ♟ ♨ ⌚ ✆ ✉ ∏ ⊛ ⎳ ⎲ ⏎ ␀ ① ⑫ ⓬ ☎ ♙ ♚ ♛ ♜ ☸ ☈ ♔ ♕ ♖ আ இ ண ഊ ෴ ษ ༕ ࿄ Ᏻ♗ ♘♝✍ ❀ ⨇ ⶹ^%$& ㆱ Ӷ ۩ ᴥ ᵯ҉ ҈ ҂ Й ₠ ∏ ℗﷼ ＊ ￅ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Faints*
Cabel: Okay... I'll go back home and watch more Absolute Thespian Islet
Chuck: Hi Mabel, I have entertainment
Mabel: Oh Really?
Chuck: Yeah watch *hits a red puffle with baseball bat very hard*
Mabel: Haha that was pretty funny uncle Chuck.
Chuck: I love beating those red puffle [email protected]#@%$^&^%$*@#$ up with my bat
Mabel: I'm sure you do
Mabel: SUSAN! HOW COULD YOU PROSECUTE ME?!?!??!?!
Susan: You, Chuck, and Tars beat up a puffle to an inch of his life
Mabel: Yeah, so? he deserved it, Red Puffles shouldn't date non-red puffles. This is an abomination, you know it.
Susan: That's what I thought too, but I realize that love is love
Mabel: Spare me your hippie dopey nonsense. I shouldn't have to deal with these rules. The laws are corrupt and a conspiracy against me. If I was in charge, everything would be RIGHT! You people can't govern yourselves properly I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE!!!!
Susan: Sorry, but the law is the law. You can't harm innocent people without being punished. Don't expect special treatment from me because we're family.
Mabel: I BIRTHED YOUR SON!!!! YOUR STUPID USELESS CRIMINAL SON!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!?!?! I'LL GET MY POWERS BACK AND THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY, YOU HATEFUL BITTER PERSON!!!! %$^$^%♬℗ഊΔ Ω ͏ Ϡ ‽ Я ҉ ҈ ҂ Ӷ ۩ ᴥ ᵯ ₠ ∏ ℗ Й Ӝ ि আ இ
Speaking with the enemy
Mabel: Hey you!
Mabel: Yeah you! I want my daughter back. I never should have let you keep her
Explorer: Huh, I don't have your daughter...
Mabel: Yes, you DO. GIVE HER BACK TO ME!
Explorer: You sound familiar? Have we met?
Mabel: No, and if I did, none of this would happen!
Explorer: Let me see who I'm talking to *looks at title of wiki aricle* Oh... Oh... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Youre--- you--- Mabel's mother....
Mabel: Yes, now GIVE HER BACK!
Explorer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Runs screaming*
Mabel: COME BACK HERE YOU %^$&%^$%&^& COWARD!