Macradonia

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The Imperial Monarchic Awesome Monarchy of the Absolute but AWESOME Kingdom of Macradonia
Macradonia
Flag of Kingdom of Macradonia
MottoWe are AWESOME!
AnthemTHE AWESOMENESS AND UBBER PWNAGE OF MACRADONIA IS AWESOME
Royal anthemSpring Awakening Awesomeness Tribute-Keeps Getting Better, I'm Yours, Song of Purple Summer
Location of Kingdom of Macradonia
A Macradonian map.
Capital
(and largest city)
Testlonica
Official languages Free Republic English
Recognised regional languages L33T, Greek, Macedonian
Species  Macroni Penguin-- 67%, Geeco-Dorkugeese-- 13%, 10% Dorkugeese, Normal Penguins-- 5.2%, Others-- 4.8%
Demonym Macradonian
Government Absolute but AWESOME monarcy
 -  King Alxeedo the Awesome
Independent
 -  Macaroni Penguins colonise and claim it for Dorkugal. Two years later they declare Independence. 1999 
 -  Phily II in power! YAY! WE'RE SEMI AWESOME! 2006 
 -  Now Alxeedo the Awesome is in power! YAY! WE'RE AWESOME! 2008 
Population
 -  2016 estimate 2,000,000 
 -  2016 census 2,134,000 
Currency Macedon (Md)
Drives on the Right
THEY'RE AWESOME!
Footnotes THEY'RE AWESOME!
Footnotes READ ABOVE!
Footnotes DID WE SAY THEY'RE AWESOME?

The The Imperial Monarchic Awesome Monarchy of the Absolute but AWESOME Kingdom of Macradonia, also known as Macradonia, and often referred to as the Kingdom of Macradonia, is a territory and protectorate of Dorkugal. The declared "Most Awesome" Alxeedo the Awesome, is the ruler, taking power from his father, Phily II. Macradonia has a military to rival Sparka, though that's because of their long sticks. There is no heir so far as the King currently has no offspring.

History[edit]

Macradonia was founded by a unknown Macaroni Penguin in 1999, who claimed it for Dorkugal in the name of the CEO. The CEO of Dorkugal made it a protectorate until 2001 when independence was declared. There was a wide succession of Kings, until it came to Phily II. Phily II realized that the growing Poshian Empire was rising, and was conquering nearby territories, and he built a army to invade the Geek Empire before the Poshians could. The Geeks were unprepared, and after they lost the war, the Empire became part of Macradonia.

However, the Geeco-Dorkugeese some how banished Phily to Moderator Island, where Phily became a moderator. Alxeedo I (the Awesome hasn't been added) took the throne. He freed the Geek Empire, on a few terms, and sent a general to check on the growing Poshian Empire. The general received a wet willy, and this made King Alxeedo I angry. He led a army to liberate four territories occupied by the Poshians. Sadly, the Poshians just conquered two others. Alxeedo has been preparing a army to destroy the Poshians once and for all.

Macradonia was invaded in 2015 by the combined forces of Acadia and Snowiny after major parts of the country were taken by terrorist forces. Both Acadia and Snowiny were the forefront of the Antarctic War on Terrorism and sought to wipe out any terrorist influence or control. Macradonia was split up into Acadian and Snowinian occupation zones, and occupied for a few months, during which alleged war crimes were committed by both sides. Under threat from the USA and UAN, Acadia and Snowiny were forced to leave the island and Macradonian sovereignty was restored.

Geography[edit]

Macradonia is a small island located north of the Geek Empire and Weddell Sea, and south of the Ninja Archipelago. The country is home to many scenic mountain ranges that draw many tourists each year and many valleys in the center of the country as well. The Geeco-Dorkugeese of the Geek Empire have asked them to submit and surrender due to the fact that ethnic Geeco-Dorkugeese population that lives in Macradonia. However, there is no sign of surrender, due to the fact that the Macradonians are recruiting a army to invade the Poshians.

Currency[edit]

The currency of Macradonia is Macedon (pronounced: Mass-see-don), which equals around 0.36 Fish or 0.20 Radians. One side of every Macedon coin has a picture of Alxeedo the Awesome, while the other has different objects related to Macradonia or nerds in general, such as CDs and sticks. Meanwhile, banknotes have a picture of either the current monarch of Macradonia or other important historical figures in the country, such as military commanders or national heroes on the front and a national landmark or symbol on the back.

Language[edit]

The official language is Free Republic English, which is similar to the English that is spoken in Puffle'and, and is almost the same language spoken in Antarctica but with slight differences in spelling and different words to describe certain objects. Additionally, Greek is spoken because of native Geeco-Dorkugeese, along with Leet, which is spoken by some other Geeco-Dorkugeese. Macedonian is also a major and growing language in the country, and is spoken by hundreds of thousands of speakers, and is also often taught in schools.

Places[edit]

  • Testlonia - The capital and largest city in Macradonia, and is home to the government headquarters and the royal court.
  • Spaghette - The second largest city in Macradonia and the largest port on the island, where most goods are shipped in and out.

Flag, Motto, and Anthem[edit]

There is currently no motto, though the P.O.P.E. might decide the motto for the country, and there have been many suggestions for what should be the official motto. The anthem is the "THE AWESOMENESS AND ÜBER PWNAGE OF MACRADONIA IS AWESOME", while the royal anthem, the official anthem of the King, is Spring Awakening Awesomeness Tribute-Keeps Getting Better, I'm Yours, Song of Purple Summer. The flag is a gold-white-gold bicolor with the symbol of the Macradonian Sun in the center.

Government[edit]

The government is a Absolute monarchy, or as said by the locals, a Absolute but AWESOME monarchy. The King makes the law, and runs the land without any other government officials, but he does have advisers to advise him on policy. He represents the territory in any all meetings involving Dorkugal. The King can resign, and his son takes over, though the current King currently has none. If there are no heirs, the Bill of Succession says that the land is divided among the Generals. The King may retire, and his son takes over.

Military[edit]

The military is composed of the army, the navy, and mercenary forces.

Army[edit]

The army is made of powerful phalanx troops equipped with long sticks or pikes. The long sticks are effective against the Poshian Basket Troops, and many others. They also have mobile troops that carry spears that are thrown at the enemy, before they charge. Peltest carry javelins that have what resembles a punching bag at the end. These are thrown at the enemy until they are knocked over, or better yet, knocked out. They also carry sharp icicles in case of an attack. Some soldiers in the army also carry rifles and pistols.

Buddy Troop[edit]

The most elite soldiers are the Buddy Troop, a group that make there enemies know that their doom is coming. These troops enter enemy cities and request them to surrender. If they say yes, Alxeedo the Awesome sends his forces in and sets up a government, taxes, etc., then leaves the creatures under their new rule peacefully. Cities that submit to Macradonia are spared and even welcomed by the territory. However, those who turn down the Buddy Troop's requests are raided, destroyed, and otherwise PWNed. Macradonian raids make Walrus Crime Ring raids look like a weenie parade.

Despite their apparent "power", the Buddy Troop was quickly defeated by the superior Snowinian troops during the Bow Tie War, which hurt the Buddy Troop's reputation as a fierce fighting force known for carrying out raids on cities. The Buddy Troop was almost completely decimated by the Snowinians, with most soldiers still alive either retreating or being captured. This incident was mocked in both Acadian and Snowinian media for weeks afterwards, with the media mocking their reputation as a fighting force to be feared that raided and destroyed cities.

Naval Forces[edit]

The navy is small, consisting of a few powerful Geek Triremes, along with Naval Troops to board the enemy ships once the ships meet. Ports, dockyards and naval bases are vital defense areas, as they make good traps for the Poshian fleet. A tactic used by captains is to ram the enemy until weakened, and board when they're weak, the naval troops board the enemy ships and engage in fighting with the enemy soldiers. The country also has a small coast guard to defend the surrounding seas from pirates and other criminals.

Mercenary Forces[edit]

Mercenary forces are needed, with the Geek phalanxes and the Techiscon Rocketsnails being one of the mercenary forces fighting. Sparkans have volunteered to defeat the Poshians, and some Dorkugese units fight alongside, like the Dorkugese Light Brigade. Civilians have been known to help out, like Alxeedo the Awesome's cousin, Alxeedoo1010. Among others are USA militia units, Freezelandian naval ships, Poshian mercenaries, Nerd resistance fighters, Frosian Warriors, and ACP.

Inhabitants[edit]

The main inhabitants are Half-Nerds, with the main ethnic group, the Geeco-Dorkugeese, being natives who were living there before the Macaroni Penguins arrived, with the Macaroni being an impotent group. A few Dorkugeese live here, along with normal Penguins and other creatures and species, but are a minority group in the country.

Villains[edit]

The Poshians are major villains and are mortal enemies of Macradonia, and they invade them when they're not invading Sparka. Some Geeco-Dorkugeese had formed a terrorist group called Macradonian-Geeco Freedom Fighters to fight against Poshia. The Macradonia-Geeco Freedom Fighters were also heavily involved in the Bow Tie War against the forces of Acadia and Snowiny, launching attacks and ambushes against Acadian and Snowinian soldiers, and becoming a nuisance during the occupation of the country for the occupiers.

Trivia[edit]

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