Meme Machine
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| Meme Machine | |
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| Type | Rideable Meme device |
| Effects | Produces Meme energy |
| Location | Chill Island |
The Meme Machine is a large device resembling a Zamboni that when operated produces pure Meme energy. This energy is used for many things from street cleaning, to building repairs, to trying to raise the undead. The current Meme Machine operator is The Ed.
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Description[edit]
The Meme Machine resembles an ordinary silver Zamboni with the words "Don't let your Memes be Dreams" written on the side. When driven, it produces a faint rainbow glow underneath. According to Ed, it is powered by dual '8-cylinder Quantum Memetic engines' supplemented by 40 individual AAA batteries, along with '4x4 reinforced rubber-free rubber tires' allowing the Meme Machine to go a blazing 12 MPH in a straight line.
History[edit]
The origins of the Meme Machine are unclear. Some say it was dug out of the ground when Chill Island was being constructed, others say it may be older than the Masters of the Universe themselves, the wildest claims say that it may just be a simple Zamboni driven by a lunatic. Wherever its origins lie, the Meme Machine is an immensely powerful device capable of bringing any meme to life. Legends tell that the Meme Machine, if put into the wrong hands, has the power to destroy the Earth, although it is disputed by historians that "destroy the Earth" may actually translate to "unravel the fabric of the universe." Whichever translation may be true, the Meme Machine is powerful enough to be sought after by many entities over Antarctica, the most prominent of which being mr skeltal.
mr skeltal wants to obtain the Meme Machine to use its powers of Meme to raise his Skeletal Army and fulfill the prophecy, a fact that annoys Ed to no end. Numerous times on Ed's route around Chill Island, he is interrupted by skeletons trying to steal the Meme Machine from him. Lucky for Ed, he keeps a can of Anti-Skeleton© Spray with him at all times, allowing him to escape the calcium-inducing fiends.
Trivia[edit]
- The Meme Machine has its own special horn.
