Mr Cow2's Horrible Nightmare
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| Story information | |
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| Genre | Adventure |
| Form | Third-Person Narraration story |
| Story date | Sometime |
| Protagonist | Mr Cow2 |
| Deuteragonist | Penquino |
| Tritagonist | Fooly & Fuzzle |
| Antagonist | Tiny |
| Series chronology | |
Contents
About[edit]
When Mr Cow2 eats nothing but garbage for a day, he has a HORRIBLE nightmare about it. This story is just meant to show you what's inside Mr Cow2's imagination. This is my first story, so please don't judge me.
Chapter 1: The Bet[edit]
It was early Saturday morning for Penquino and Mr Cow2. Neither of them had Breakfast yet. Penquino was at Mr Cow2's igloo.
- Penquino: Hey, Mr Cow2, I have a dare for you.
- Mr Cow2: Bring it on!
- Penquino: I'll bet you 20 dollars that you can't eat only garbage for breakfast lunch AND dinner, including snacks!
- Mr Cow2: Ha! Easy! Get ready to lose 20 bucks!
And so Mr Cow2 only ate garbage for the whole day. Towards 10 PM though, he started to feel VERY ill and decided to go to bed. What he didn't know, was that he was about to have the craziest dream of his life, or perhaps the craziest nightmare.
Chapter 2: The Nightmare Begins[edit]
As soon as he closed his eyes, he fell asleep. As soon as he fell asleep, the nightmare began. It started with him coming out of the ground underneath a wilting flower in a strange, unfamiliar world.
- Mr Cow2: Oh no. I forgot this happens whenever I have something new. (He brushes some dirt off) Well, this is a new one.
Suddenly, a giant apple with legs and a mouth almost tackled Mr Cow2, but he dodged it.
- Mr Cow2: WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?
Then, a pebble exploded sending popcorn flying everywhere.
- Mr Cow2: Usually, I love popcorn. Now, not so much!
Suddenly, two transparent figures appeared.
- Fooly: OOOOOO!
- Mr Cow2: Wh- who are you?!
- Fuzzle: We're the ghosts of Christmas Past!
- Mr Cow2: Hey, I know you! You two are Fooly and Fuzzle, and it's not even Christmas. What are you two doing in my dream anyway?
- Fuzzle: Oh, umm...
- Fooly: BEAM US UP, FOLLY!
Suddenly, Fooly and Fuzzle disappeared in a beam of light.
- Mr Cow2: Ok... this dream keeps getting weirder and weirderer
And it was just about to get even more so.
Chapter 3: In a Pickle[edit]
Suddenly, another voice spoke.
- ???: So we meet again!
- Mr Cow2: Ugh. Fooly, I'm not in the mood for any more jokes.
- ???: I'm not Fooly. I'm your worst nightmare that has returned!
Right at Mr Cow2's feet, a giant flat screen HD plasma TV rose from the ground which now turned into as sticky substance to keep Mr Cow2 from leaving. The voice was still heard, but the screen only had static.
- Mr Cow2: Oh no! Please don't tell me this is flypaper!
- ???: So you still remember that incident too?
Just then a few giant flies surrounded Mr Cow2.
- ???: Also, what do you think of my Applewalkers?
Right after the unknown penguin said that, a bunch of giant apples with grinning mouthes appeared just like the one that almost trampled Mr Cow2 earlier.
- Mr Cow2: Applewalkers?
- ???: Applewalkers.
- Mr Cow2: Applewalkers?
- ???: YOU CANNOT DELAY YOUR DEMISE!!! Now I must show you my true identity!
Chapter 4: Tiny[edit]
The static finally cleared up, revealing a monster/dragon/penguin hybrid on the screen.
- Mr Cow2: TINY??? I thought I got rid of you!
- Tiny: NYAHAHAHAHA!!! I laugh at your stupidity. I was in bad shape, but I survived. I've been laying low for many long years. I'VE COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU NOW!
- Mr Cow2: Do I have to tell you to get out again?
- Tiny: Pfft. Like the likes of me will listen to you. This a dream!
A tank appeared out of thin air and Tiny got in it.
- Tiny: I can do whatever I WANT.
- Mr Cow2: Well, this looks like the end. It's funny how I'm going to go down in my own sleep.
Then, out of nowhere, one of the flies froze up and fell to the ground, and all the other flies followed.
- ???: We need to get out of here now!
The penguin who had just saved Mr Cow2 was actually a puffle going by the name of Snow.
- Mr Cow2: Thanks! But, how am I going to run?
- Snow: Easy I'll freeze up the floor!
Snow did as he said and they fled. The escape out of the dream was far ahead but Snow seemed confident that they would make it.
- Tiny: (imitates spiting coffee out) APPLEWALKERS! GET THEM!
The Applewalkers who had fallen asleep due to an extremely convoluted storyline woke up and began chasing the two escapees.
Chapter 5: Escape![edit]
- Snow: Mr Cow2! I found an escape!
Snow pointed using his nonexistent hand to a portal.
- Mr Cow2: Great! I think we can make i- (sees Applewalkers) uh oh.
But before any of the walkers could get him, Mr Cow2 suddenly stopped and sniffed something... And started drooling.
- Applewalker: uh oh.
Mr Cow2: Jumped on one of the walkers and started EATING it! He kept chomping it until it was just a core. This scared the other apples away.
- Tiny: YOU COWARDS! Looks like I'll just have to take matters into my own hands! Actually, what are these?
Tiny's "hand" pressed a button on his tank, and it fired a spiked cannon ball. It missed Snow and Mr Cow2 completely, and it went through the portal instead. Despite this, he kept firing and laughing maniacally. Snow made it through the portal but Mr Cow2 eventually got struck down!
- Tiny: Now prepare for your undoing!
But before he could finish his sentence a choir of angels was heard as a cheese nugget descended from the sky. The two both fixated their eyes on it, and both leaped towards it. Mr Cow2, only having eaten a single (albeit large) apple was so desperate for another meal that he pushed Tiny out the way and ate it. He immediately felt a giant energy boost. The fight was on!
Chapter 6: Mr Cow2 VS. Tiny[edit]
Mr Cow2 rushed at Tiny quickly and rammed into him a few times. This prove futile, however.
- Tiny: You can't damage this sweet ride! It's made out of stainless steel!
Tiny adjusted the nozzle and knocked Mr Cow2 down with it, and then hit him with a spiked cannonball. The power of the cheese nugget was keeping him alive, though. Mr Cow2 got an idea and flipped Tiny's tank over. He then proceeded to create a wedge of cheese out of thin air and make it grow to the size of a something really big and threw it at Tiny, covering him in fondue.
- Tiny: HAH! You think this sauce is going to stop me?
- Mr Cow2: Uh...
Suddebly, Mr Cow2 heard a stampede. of orange puffles. How he knew they were orange, I have no idea.
- Mr Cow2: Yes.
- Tiny: Huh? (Looks and sees orange puffle stampede) oh no. LISTEN, WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!
The stampede just kept coming closer and closer to the increasingly panicked Tiny.
- Tiny: NOOOOOOO!!!
At around that time he said that right there ^, the Orange puffles pounced on the cheese-covered villain hybrid and his tank. They completely covered the cheesy mess, and chewing noises and muffled screams were all that could be heard. When the puffles were finished, nothing but a single horn was left in the spot where Tiny once was.
- Mr Cow2: Well, that was...gruesome to say the least. Well, what's done is done. Hooray I guess?
And with that, Mr Cow2 went through the portal and back to reality.
The nightmare was finally over
Chapter 7: Epilogue[edit]
It's morning in the day after the Nightmare happened Mr Cow2 has now woken up.
- Mr Cow2: Whew! It was all just a dream after all!
Later that day...
- Mr Cow2: Heh heh heh Pay up, sucker!
- Penquino: Alright, alright. But when I was coming to your igloo, I noticed something had fallen out of your window.
- Mr Cow2: Lemme see it.
Penquino lifted up a spiked cannonball.
- Penquino: You didn't tell me when you started collecting THESE.
- Mr Cow2: ... oh no...
A final laugh from Tiny was heard as well as his face flashed before Mr Cow2's eyes. But everything was normal after that.
THE END